So Apparently Every Fag Was Invited To The Teen Choice Awards But Me.

no really. every twink ive ever had a wet dream about was there. the fagalicious chace crawford.

that other fag taylor.

and my new favorite fag david archuleta.

so as you can see david is quite pleased to be next to the rather studly john cena.

hes smiling cause john is telling him what hes going to do him in bed later that night.

it looks like john is about to whack him across the ass but david doesnt seem to mind. kinky bitch.

but now david seems a little nervous since john is threatening to shove that bottle up his ass.

but that wouldnt scare taylor who is a rather experienced bottom. im sure he could fit that hole surfboard up his sloppy ass.

so does wanting to have a threesome with these two making me bi? i dont want to fuck her. i just want to stare at her naked.

so do we think hes well hung? i dont care. i just want him in my mouth.

now more importantly do we think these two have fucked each other yet? and even more importantly which one is the top? oh who am i kidding. rob is totally the top. and i bet taylor likes it hard.

gotta love that ass. looks like hes squeezing. robs cum must still be up there.

oh chace. i just want lick your face. after i cum on it. in fact lets all cum on his face. i think he'd like it.

as if we needed any more proof that chace likes to shove that pretty pink penis in boy holes here he is looking rather happy to be standing next to zac efron.

and now its time to play everyone's favorite game whose hole is puckering: the zefron edition.

zac of chace? totally zac. chace is still playing it cool. zac looks like hes just experienced his first anal orgasm.

zac or david? david. zac is still thinking about that anal orgasm. david is about to run to the bathroom to clean up all the ass spooge.

okay i get it. your ass is so close to zac efron you could mount his cock. stop rubbing it in my face. cunt.

seriously? ugh!!! i hate this bitch. first zac makes his ass tatum and now hes about to get double penetrated by zac and john cena?!?!?! ive got total ass envy.

okay i need to stop talking about all the twinks i didnt get to fuck this week.

lets move on to true blood. spoilers bitches.

I'm Really Pissed Because Alexander Skarsgard Gave Some Guy A Rimjob And That Guy Was Not Me

Cum Makes The World Go 'Round.

no really. if there weren't cum there wouldnt be babies who could grow up and keep our society functioning.

anyfuck. sorry i havent posted in a while. ive been too busy fucking ian somerhalder.


he lets me cum in his mouth...


and sit on his face while i watch the vampire diaries.


and ive given him strict instructions to guard the family jewels when he goes out because otherwise hed be attacked by a pack of rabid fags.


so this is some hot german actor id really like to fuck.


so are we excited about true blood coming back and spraying its amazingness all over our faces?



i hear eric will be fucking a gay vampire so yay!!!!!! but boooo because he should be fucking me.


since your eyes are closed ill just go ahead and slip my cock in your mouth.


also this.

and this.


ta!

Today We Have Two Twinks For Your Viewing Pleasure

lets start off with less hot but equally gay tittensor twin luke.


i can fit this in my ass.


actually i can fit two of those in my ass.


why cant i be hotter like elliot? at least my hole is pinker. hand me those bottles.


i hope he wont stick those in his ass.


notice he doesn't stipulate that you must be a girl. hmm......


so hes not just gay. hes a drag queen.


and heres elliot just for fun. please stick those in me.


and now we have older twink alexander skarsgard.


can you say dick sucking lips?


does it get any gayer?


why yes it does. lets see if it gets any gayer.


yep. someones going to a circuit party. and it looks like hes already got something up his ass to loosen him up.


and here we have some lucky bitch with a mouth full of lexi's cum ready to get that bottle jammed up his assed. this seems to be as gay as it gets but im holding out for a pic of his swedish dick buried in some dudes ass. and fyi you're supposed to pinch it!!!


should i go with the 10 inch dildo or the 11 inch?


you want to suck my cock.


now if youll excuse me i suddenly have the overwhelming urge to go find lexi and blow him.