So Apparently Every Fag Was Invited To The Teen Choice Awards But Me.

no really. every twink ive ever had a wet dream about was there. the fagalicious chace crawford.

that other fag taylor.

and my new favorite fag david archuleta.

so as you can see david is quite pleased to be next to the rather studly john cena.

hes smiling cause john is telling him what hes going to do him in bed later that night.

it looks like john is about to whack him across the ass but david doesnt seem to mind. kinky bitch.

but now david seems a little nervous since john is threatening to shove that bottle up his ass.

but that wouldnt scare taylor who is a rather experienced bottom. im sure he could fit that hole surfboard up his sloppy ass.

so does wanting to have a threesome with these two making me bi? i dont want to fuck her. i just want to stare at her naked.

so do we think hes well hung? i dont care. i just want him in my mouth.

now more importantly do we think these two have fucked each other yet? and even more importantly which one is the top? oh who am i kidding. rob is totally the top. and i bet taylor likes it hard.

gotta love that ass. looks like hes squeezing. robs cum must still be up there.

oh chace. i just want lick your face. after i cum on it. in fact lets all cum on his face. i think he'd like it.

as if we needed any more proof that chace likes to shove that pretty pink penis in boy holes here he is looking rather happy to be standing next to zac efron.

and now its time to play everyone's favorite game whose hole is puckering: the zefron edition.

zac of chace? totally zac. chace is still playing it cool. zac looks like hes just experienced his first anal orgasm.

zac or david? david. zac is still thinking about that anal orgasm. david is about to run to the bathroom to clean up all the ass spooge.

okay i get it. your ass is so close to zac efron you could mount his cock. stop rubbing it in my face. cunt.

seriously? ugh!!! i hate this bitch. first zac makes his ass tatum and now hes about to get double penetrated by zac and john cena?!?!?! ive got total ass envy.

okay i need to stop talking about all the twinks i didnt get to fuck this week.

lets move on to true blood. spoilers bitches.

Everyman Has Played With At Least One Cock In His Life

so by now twifag kelly needs no introduction around here since im sort of obsessed with him.


and heres square-headed paul wesley.


and now for my two favorite games.

who looks gayer?


and....

whose hole is puckering?


kelly: so could you drop by my room later cause i really need some cock. paul: yeah no problem. anything for a fellow gay vampire.


and heres brit fag ed westdick at the same event.


and now that its a threesome kelly is lifting his leg to give paul and ed easier access to his ass.


and now i leave you knowing that somewhere right now kellys walking around with an ass full of ed and pauls cum.

I'm 99.9% Certain All Of These Men Ask Their Girlfriends To Fuck Them With A Strap-on.

elliot would you please just stop pretending youre straight already. we all know being that close to the beave has made your cock flaccid.


i get why shes on all fours but why is he? cause hes a raging homosexual and he wants someone to fuck him!


see what being in the closet has done to you elliot! you're so hungry for cum you're actually happy to be standing next to that fat queen.


really? you're wearing that shirt with that much cleavage and expect me to buy you're a hetero? no. not happening.


so this is twi-fag kellan lutz and his purse.


hes having trouble deciding which hole to put the pump in. it happens to rm all the time.


his nipples are hard because theres a butt plug in his ass.


can i cum in there?


does this mean hes into doggy style?


so one of my commenters named a revealed he has a thing for hottie sven kramer.


so this is for you a. have fun eating out svens pussy.


ta cunts!!

Knick-Knack Paddy Whack Doggystyle a Boner

go on. put it in your mouth you fucking pig.



thats right suck on it.


yeah swallow it bitch.


and before i go.


i want him in my deep end.

I Haven't Had Something In My Ass In An Hour So As You Can Imagine I'm A Little Pissy Right Now. Lets Hope This Makes Me Feel Better.

so the first crissy rony armani underwear pics are in and now i really want to buy these underwear. but not just any armani underwear. i want the ones crissy is wearing and i want to smell them and wear them on my face because i love him that much.

that bulge. is. amazing. and those legs. and those abs. i want you inside me crissy!


i imagine this is what he looks like when hes fucking some bitch doggy style. if only i could be that bitch.


i know that you think crissy looks photo shopped here but hes not. its just that the last two pics were so ass quiveringly hot they made you cum all over the screen but you were in such a daze you didnt notice which is why crissy looks all glossy and fake.


i thought david beckham would be upset about crissy replacing him but clearly hes very excited about this.


in fact it looks like he wants to bend crissy over and double-fist him. stay away from my crissy you perv!!!!!!


the always sexy alex pettyfer with something in his mouth.


and now the secret thoughts of a twi-fag.

hes so cute. i want to drink his spooge.


these are so adorable. they would look so cute on my new boyfriend. i hope everyone's staring at my crotch.


so this big piece of leo giamani-looking beef is joe manganiello. apparently he'll be on the new season of true blood (which means he'll be naked) as a werewolf (which means he likes it rough) who fucks jason in his stackhouse. well actually its sookie. but. a fag can dream. clearly they have to make jason gay at some point. hes already fucked every puss in bon temps.


fuck. my. asshole. this boy is hot. please let me lick you.


ta mothercunts!!