Alex Pettyfucker

so for those of you out there who dont keep up with british hotties this is alex pettyfer.


lets lick his nipples.


can i touch it too?


cock tease.

I Haven't Had Something In My Ass In An Hour So As You Can Imagine I'm A Little Pissy Right Now. Lets Hope This Makes Me Feel Better.

so the first crissy rony armani underwear pics are in and now i really want to buy these underwear. but not just any armani underwear. i want the ones crissy is wearing and i want to smell them and wear them on my face because i love him that much.

that bulge. is. amazing. and those legs. and those abs. i want you inside me crissy!


i imagine this is what he looks like when hes fucking some bitch doggy style. if only i could be that bitch.


i know that you think crissy looks photo shopped here but hes not. its just that the last two pics were so ass quiveringly hot they made you cum all over the screen but you were in such a daze you didnt notice which is why crissy looks all glossy and fake.


i thought david beckham would be upset about crissy replacing him but clearly hes very excited about this.


in fact it looks like he wants to bend crissy over and double-fist him. stay away from my crissy you perv!!!!!!


the always sexy alex pettyfer with something in his mouth.


and now the secret thoughts of a twi-fag.

hes so cute. i want to drink his spooge.


these are so adorable. they would look so cute on my new boyfriend. i hope everyone's staring at my crotch.


so this big piece of leo giamani-looking beef is joe manganiello. apparently he'll be on the new season of true blood (which means he'll be naked) as a werewolf (which means he likes it rough) who fucks jason in his stackhouse. well actually its sookie. but. a fag can dream. clearly they have to make jason gay at some point. hes already fucked every puss in bon temps.


fuck. my. asshole. this boy is hot. please let me lick you.


ta mothercunts!!

Because British Boys Are Sexy

so lets start with a nice piece of ass. music cutie mark ronson was at some sort of charity thing with brit comedian david walliams and david decided to pants poor mark in front of everyone and of course it ended up on youtube. i feel bad for mark cause it wasnt planned. but. nice ass!!!


and here is the vid.

so this is actor/dancer gareth davis.


ive heard of autofellatio but not autoanilingus. you're almost there gareth! just a little farther!


colin firth and nicholas hoult. whose hole is puckering?


so any fag worth his salty cum should know this is alex pettyfer.


i just want to cum all over his face and lick it clean. and i dont even like the taste of my own cum.


blumpkin? stop looking at me like that. you know you would too. he looks fucking hot on that toilet.


oh my word! i want to be that cigarette.


hes just too fucking sexy.


its been far too longs since we've had the skins fags on here.


so lets talk about the tittensors who can apparently fit two dicks each in their tight pink asses.


elliot sees a pink ball and he immediately gets the urge to start sucking.


whose hole is puckering? both. neither one of these boys is butch enough to fuck anything.


oh look. elliots fag hag is effy.


noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!


sorry. i had a tiny freak out there. but then i realized that this means absolutely nothing. hes probably just bi. hell im gay and i make out with rmfg all the time. its just something to do when we're bored.

and besides. after seeing this photo there is nothing elliot could do to make me think hes straight.


fudge packer.

Because It's Been Too Long Since My Last Post And If I Don't Make You Cum Who Will?

further proof that at least one of the tittensor twins is gay. the one on the right is dressed like batmans but boy.


heres rugger hunk mike tindall. can you imagine this holding you down and fucking you senseless?


this piece of sexy is rugger hunk matt banahan.


whats with the face? is there something up your ass?


hes obviously a fag.


i can fit this in my mancunt.


hes just too yummy. ignore the goblin behind him.


and this rugger is kelly brown. looks like kellys nipples want to cum out and play.


there they are! can i suck on those please?


kellys showing everyone how he milks his boyfriends dick.


and our last rugger is nathan hines.


back off girlfriend!


heres nahan just begging for someone to cum and stick something in his ass.


looks like it worked. you can see a line forming behind him. but i think they must have fucked his face first cause it looks like hes about to spit out some cum.


further proof that being a bottom is hard work and can be dangerous if not done properly.


so this is alex puckerfer. er pettyfer. hes so hot he makes my hole pucker.


and the almost as hot tom hopper. he only makes my hole twinkle.


and here they are together. how about a quick game of whose hole is puckering? i say tom since alex looks ready to fist it.


but first tom wants to blow alex.


but alex decided to take control and fuck the bitches face.


i leave you with the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. did he spit or swallow?


ta cunts.