Everyman Has Played With At Least One Cock In His Life

so by now twifag kelly needs no introduction around here since im sort of obsessed with him.


and heres square-headed paul wesley.


and now for my two favorite games.

who looks gayer?


and....

whose hole is puckering?


kelly: so could you drop by my room later cause i really need some cock. paul: yeah no problem. anything for a fellow gay vampire.


and heres brit fag ed westdick at the same event.


and now that its a threesome kelly is lifting his leg to give paul and ed easier access to his ass.


and now i leave you knowing that somewhere right now kellys walking around with an ass full of ed and pauls cum.

Because British Boys Are Sexy

so lets start with a nice piece of ass. music cutie mark ronson was at some sort of charity thing with brit comedian david walliams and david decided to pants poor mark in front of everyone and of course it ended up on youtube. i feel bad for mark cause it wasnt planned. but. nice ass!!!


and here is the vid.

so this is actor/dancer gareth davis.


ive heard of autofellatio but not autoanilingus. you're almost there gareth! just a little farther!


colin firth and nicholas hoult. whose hole is puckering?


so any fag worth his salty cum should know this is alex pettyfer.


i just want to cum all over his face and lick it clean. and i dont even like the taste of my own cum.


blumpkin? stop looking at me like that. you know you would too. he looks fucking hot on that toilet.


oh my word! i want to be that cigarette.


hes just too fucking sexy.


its been far too longs since we've had the skins fags on here.


so lets talk about the tittensors who can apparently fit two dicks each in their tight pink asses.


elliot sees a pink ball and he immediately gets the urge to start sucking.


whose hole is puckering? both. neither one of these boys is butch enough to fuck anything.


oh look. elliots fag hag is effy.


noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!


sorry. i had a tiny freak out there. but then i realized that this means absolutely nothing. hes probably just bi. hell im gay and i make out with rmfg all the time. its just something to do when we're bored.

and besides. after seeing this photo there is nothing elliot could do to make me think hes straight.


fudge packer.

The Fags Of Twilight

lets start off with hottie kellan lutz.


kelly has gay face and the biggest dick sucking lips i have ever seen in my entire life.


i bet he likes bukkake.


here kelly is trying his hardest to make my manhole twinkle like a vampire in the sun. its working.


can i suck your dick please?


im so gay.


so im fucking this dudes face.....


i just want to put that tongue to work in my ass.


so this stud is daniel cudmore. hes 6'7''. that can mean only one thing. huge cock.


and this cum loving fag is charlie bewley.


whose hole is puckering?


is it just me or are these two so obviously a couple? look at the way charlie is leaning close to danny.


someones happy to be getting fucked tonight!!


and lets end with another vampire. ian somerhalder. he has dick sucking lips too. but does he have an ass fucking dick?

bye bitches!

Stop The Fucking Presses!!!!!!

so this hot piece of wangbone (are you still out there moji??) is matt bomer.


and hes on this new show white collar which is fucking amazing.


and this is what he looks like shirtless.


and while i was watching it my ass was puckering. but it was a sad puckering cause of course hes straight and theres no way in hell my ass would get to suckle on his matt boner. right? wrong!!

because according to perez hilton not only is he gay but hes out too!!!! oh. my. wangbone.

now how he manages to be an out and proud homosexual without my knowing it i havent a clue. cause ive been ogling him for years now on traveler and chuck.

sadly according to perezy he has some big wig pr boyfriend. i cant find a pic of him but im telling myself hes old and ugly and matt will run away with me soon enough now that he has a job again and doesnt need to be a kept boy toy anymore.

interestingly bomeys wiki says hes friends with zachary quinto. they went to college together.

now i wouldnt want to imply that quinto is gay too.


not at all.


but. if youre going to experiment with homosex in college. why not do it with matt?



if you want to thank me matt give me a blow job and then use your spit as lube to fuck me.

and now some pics of my new lover.

someones in the perfect position to get his dick sucked.


or to blow this fag.


i hope hes not a bottom cause he sure looks like one here. someone could easily come up behind him and slide a dick in his ass.


shall we play whose hole is puckering? im guessing the sex & the city cocksucker on the left.


hes so dreamy!


those eyes are mesmerizing. i would let him fuck me in any orifice he wanted. he could fuck my nostrils if he wanted to. dont look at me like that. you know youd give him a nose job too.


whoever brings matty to me like this ill let you watch while he fucks me.


ta cunts!

Because It's Been Too Long Since My Last Post And If I Don't Make You Cum Who Will?

further proof that at least one of the tittensor twins is gay. the one on the right is dressed like batmans but boy.


heres rugger hunk mike tindall. can you imagine this holding you down and fucking you senseless?


this piece of sexy is rugger hunk matt banahan.


whats with the face? is there something up your ass?


hes obviously a fag.


i can fit this in my mancunt.


hes just too yummy. ignore the goblin behind him.


and this rugger is kelly brown. looks like kellys nipples want to cum out and play.


there they are! can i suck on those please?


kellys showing everyone how he milks his boyfriends dick.


and our last rugger is nathan hines.


back off girlfriend!


heres nahan just begging for someone to cum and stick something in his ass.


looks like it worked. you can see a line forming behind him. but i think they must have fucked his face first cause it looks like hes about to spit out some cum.


further proof that being a bottom is hard work and can be dangerous if not done properly.


so this is alex puckerfer. er pettyfer. hes so hot he makes my hole pucker.


and the almost as hot tom hopper. he only makes my hole twinkle.


and here they are together. how about a quick game of whose hole is puckering? i say tom since alex looks ready to fist it.


but first tom wants to blow alex.


but alex decided to take control and fuck the bitches face.


i leave you with the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. did he spit or swallow?


ta cunts.