Fucks-giving!

so. thanksgiving. i had wanted to spend it with ab and rm and rmgf and any eye candy we could muster. but of course we all got roped into the whole fam thing cause obviously we're not old enough yet to escape our parents control (will we ever be? my grandmother still strikes fear into the heart of my mother. and thats just when her name shows up on the caller id) so rmgf went off to her fam ab went off with his and i went off with mine and we all promised to stay in contact and meet up today to debrief and complain about those bloodsuckers we call family. luckily for me and rm though our families combined thanksgivings ages ago so we relied on each other to stay sane. which coincidentally is the reason our mothers combined thanksgiving themselves.

you know im not sure but i think my dad is fantasizing that rm and i are a couple. he hasnt met ab yet (does he even know ab exists? hmm) but i think all these years and especially after i came out hes hoped id run off with rm. see rm is tall and relatively good looking and butch and plays with balls. no i mean the kind you blow up. no i mean the big ones. i mean the kind you throw. yeah those. and so im fairly certain that my father has always wished that rm was his son. and if we get married he'll have the closest thing to it. i think thats why he'll like ab. cause even though he's fucking me up the ass hes like every fathers dream child. fucker.

anyway despite the fact that i took the opportunity to tell every relative that asked if i had a girlfriend yet that i liked sucking cock (much to rm's delight since he was seriously bored and enjoyed watching me give most of my relatives heart attacks) we survived. actually i spent most of my time with rm's mom. shes like the best fag hag ever. like grace but older and with bigger boobs. i told her how my boyfriend likes it when i give him a blow job while he watches sports and she told me that her husband has finally found her g-spot. and yes i did share that with rm and he is traumatized.

but honestly despite all logic and reason i do sorta like my family and even though i could have gone without dealing with so many of them all at once it wasnt entirely horrible.

anyway the whole gang met up today to trade war stories and we all seem to be in one piece. so let the doomsday countdown to christmas begin!!!