Cookie Monster Probably Would Try To Staple His Tongue To Naomi's Clit Except It's Already Stapled To Gay-J's Ass.

another week of skins. another week of straight boys acting like a bunch of cum hungry fags. and to think luke (aka freddie) actually said he wouldnt have a gay story this year. i dont think he realizes hes the biggest flamer on the show.

so freddie the gay emo was moping around because he felt like he lost his cockie monster.


but not to these blonde sluts cause we all know cook is a fudge packer.


no he lost him to gay-j.


and cook just made it worse by flaunting that gorgeous ass of his.


an ass that freddie would never again get to rim.


and those eyes. those gorgeous eyes hed never get to stare into as the cockie monster fucked him into oblivion.


and that smile. oh that smile!


and cook was oblivious. he was too busy being a gay soldier. the best kind.


hes so pretty when he (almost) cries.


so yeah other than that not much going on. this week was devoted to the straight bisexual lesbian. see naomi kissed a girl and she liked it. and then she freaked out cause that girl kissed her on her other lips. basically it was all lez, lez, lez, pussy, pussy, pussy, munch, munch, munch. who gives a shit?!

next week is gay-j so im hoping he finally cums out. but its not likely since he seems to tell effie he loves her.

you can watch this weeks episode if you want but expect lots of girl on girl. which is one girl too many for me.

more caps at fitmales.

oh and heres cook and jj acting kinda gay in real life.



so does anyone think we'll ever get nudity back on skins?