Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Mason Wyler Says He's Fucked Up And JD Continues To Give Me Ass Envy

personally i think masons a genius. is it really so bad to think with ones cock and not with ones brain?



fucking right along. so how did i manage to miss this? apparently everyones favorite new gaylebrity was hanging out with some sexy porn stars earlier this month. and i feel like i must be the last to know. think they filmed anything? oh who the fuck cares. last thing i need is to be forced to watch this shit. not only did he allegedly fuck the silver fox but he probably blew that closeted baseball player and now hes rubbing shoulders and maybe even dicks with hot porn stars?! bitch is stealing my dream life!! i dont know if i should hate him or fuck him or both. hes just lucky it wasnt leo giamani cause then it would so be on! and by it i mean an orgy. or maybe i mean id fuck him up. or maybe i mean id let him fuck me up the ass. or maybe.....

3 comments:

A said...

whose the closeted basketball player? I def missed something. and am ALWAYS the last to know...

dickophile said...

baseball player. in a real world dailies clip he mentions being hit on by a baseball player for the mets or yankees. if i hear even the slightest hint of him having gone anywhere near the pretty pink penis while he was in ny i will send georgina after him!

Anonymous said...

everyone's favorite? NAAAAAAH lol. He gets on my nerves. Not saying I wouldn't throw him a piece...as long as he didn't speak.