So Much Shit To Talk About

so first off i will not be doing an official recap of the most recent skins. until we get some nudity back on the show consider me bored with it all. well, no, not bored. actually this was probably one of the best episodes yet since cookie monster managed to scare the shit out of everyone and reveal all their secrets causing effy to nearly kill the straight twin which of course ended with her going on the lam with cook. basically every thing is shit now. but without a nice flash of cooks sexy ass while he was fucking effy, or a flash of freddies ass while he was fucking effy, or really just a flash of anyones ass while they were fucking effy does any of that other shit even matter? no. it doesnt.

but it must be said that cook kind of comes out looking like the hero after this mindfuck of an episode. sure hes a wanker but if you consider that all the people who claim to find his behavior so horrible are either cheating on or want to cheat on their significant other cookie monster doesnt seem so bad. and when the shit has hit the fan who can effy turn to? freddie? nope. cook. so if i were effy i would get over that emo fag and start yanking cookies balls as a thank you. cause we all know how much he loves it when you pull his balls.

but dont even get me started on gossip girl. chuck and the hooker? really? serena wants to fuck a fag? i knew that guy was gay the moment he opened his mouth and cum spilled out. and why was it necessary for all the misunderstandings between nate and vanessa? if that episode where chuck tried to seduce v taught me anything its that vanessa isnt boring. her boyfriend just makes her seem boring. ever since he stopped trying to fuck his friends little sister the pretty pink penis has been seriously putting me to sleep. maybe putting it back in blair will fix things. like maybe he can get his clothes off again?

whatever. skins and gossip may not be giving me wood at the moment but here are some pics that are.

so this is really hot. and really gay. because basically organized sports is a conspiracy concocted by sports physicians, masseuses, and coaches to get really buff guys in all sorts of compromising positions. how much you want to bet athletes get weekly prostate exams? and yet this photo is no where near as gay as the next one.


now this is a gay photo. a blonde twink, a gay blow up doll, and a tranny.



even this guys think elliot tittensor looks gay.


so gay hes tempted to stick two fingers up the bitches ass. and elliots so excited he can stop himself from reaching for his cock.


if anyone knows who this is please tell me cause i tried googling him and i have no idea.



so this is a vid of that gorgeous straight boy from summer storm getting his ass spanked. its long and violent but so boner worthy. no actual sex but looking at this guys ass for ten minutes was enough to get me hard.