Tuesday, April 7, 2009

So Much To Cum About Today

oh ashton kutcher. you may be a dick but im gay and i like dick. the kutch is getting his chest waxed and hes in so much pain i want to blow him to make it all better. cause blow jobs make everything better. am i right?



some sexy naked french poll vaulter named romain mesnil running around the streets of paris naked. did i say naked twice? good cause hes naked. sadly we dont get the cock but the ass is boner worthy.



but whats even hotter than that is watching the silver fux talk about it and wondering if hes hard.



funny and gay clip from some 80s brit show called comedy strip presents.



cant talk. too busy cumming.





and now let us shed a single cum drop for the finale of surf camp. i know what you're thinking. but whatever will i do without brennan?!?!?!?! the answer. i dont fucking know. i just dont fucking know.



but dont despair. cause that crazy bitch ryan has a blog now! if you seek ryan!! love the title. wish i had thought of it. and just to get you interested in it here is one of the funniest things i have seen in a while.



i intend to check his blog out frequently cause if ryan is the smart and horny fag i think he is he'll figure out a way to get those cute little ass cheeks of his on brennans cock. if he hasnt already. and i want all the dirty details!!

4 comments:

A said...

overall fantastic post. talk about variety! Now i dont mind the heavy youtube posts but it never compares to your witty commentary. make dreams come true!

dickophile said...

i love how you called me witty! you're officially my new favorite!

Anonymous said...

OH, yeah. Ashton Kucher says that "jungle bush is back!"

God bless him.

dickophile said...

anony - hes pretty but slow.