Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Random Facts


1. rm and i have been trying to bond again and get our relationship back to where it used to be before that whole thing with ab. so this weekend he took me to the batting cages. which apparently is not some sort of sex club. i didnt have much fun since i hate balls and bats and having to play with them. wait. that came out wrong. anyway i spent most of the time staring at and groping rms ass. he didnt seem to mind but what did piss him off was when i flirted with the others guys. he doesnt like sharing.


2. so rmgf and i have been lusting after our new neighbor. lets call him leo. this guy is the hottest thing i have ever seen. he kind of resembles leo giamani. he has the dark hair and smoldering eyes but to be more specific they share the same rock hard abs. in fact his entire body bulges all over the place. its insane.


the other day rmgf and i were leaving to go to starbucks and he walked into the hallway wearing only his underwear. you cant understand how turned on we were. our tongues were literally on the floor but sadly they didnt get to go anywhere near his body. it was like torture. the only thing keeping his cock from us was a thin white layer of fabric. fucking fabric. fucking massively bulging fabric. sadly he seems to be straight. rmgf saw some girl walking out of his place looking freshly fucked. im surprised there wasnt cum dripping down her leg. lucky bitch. anyway this is what i have a fag hag for. rmgf promises to tell me how good he is in bed.


3. so i guess cause its been a while i can talk about it without getting in trouble. as you can imagine ab was pissed when he found out dn, his supposed best friend, slept with ax. he hadnt really been talking to him and then we saw him at a party at axs. dn kept trying to talk to ab so he confronted him and they started yelling at each other. luckily it didnt get physical. ax kind of got off the hook cause sadly ab has come to expect this from him but dn was supposed to be his friend so i think that one hurts him more. i feel bad for him but i think hes starting to get over it. i dont know if they'll be friends again but what happened is in the past now.


4. ab's mad at me. jock invited me to a party and ab had plans so i decided to go. hes mad and i guess i cant argue with him. i probably shouldnt have gone. well i know i shouldnt have.


but in my defense i broght rmgf with me to make sure i behaved myself. besides jocks girlfriend was with him and it was at his older brothers frat house which is like the last place hed try and fuck me since hes still buried deep in his closet. and the prospect of being at a party full of drunken horny frat boys was just too much for rmgf and i to pass up. anyway ive been making it up to him. one guess how. my ass helps me get away with everything.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha! Our asses are great! They manage to get us out of all sorts of trouble! Its like women n boobs!

Anonymous said...

How did rm think you were going to bond at the batting cages, that's sports involved with that!! I have never met you, still I know those kind of bats and balls aren't what you will bond with friends over. How straight boys think are a mystery...

mac20 said...

Why would you put all that text in between photos of Leo? Very distracting. And no tasty pics of Leo's hot ass. Very disappointing.

Anonymous said...

Oh, but women have both asses and boobs!! Unfortunately (for them) they just don't use them to their full advantage, but then they're dealing with straight boys that are extremely easy to manipulate anyways.

dickophile said...

em - thats why i like rm so much.