Something To Make Your Ass Tatum

a quick note. the channing tatum stripper video i uploaded on wednesday got taken down but i was able to find another one. so if you didnt get to see it click here and thank me for the amazing cum shot in the comments after you clean up.

first we have actor and model joshua stevenson.


i see a very big career in joshies future. very big. and rock hard.


so apparently some naked pics of amazing race cutie eric sanchez jerking off on a web cam popped up back in march and no one told me.


sadly eric, whos on the left, wasnt wanking for the blonde cutie his hole is so obviously puckering for in this pic.


his live show was for an exgirlfriend. i dont know if it was this girlfriend or anther one but either way shes seen him naked so im jealous. i wonder if shes smiling cause his dick is hard.


stay away from my man bitch!!! i dont care if you are a werewolf. i have the strength of a thousand twinks and i will fuck you up!!!


heres actor cutie danny miller. danny you're not supposed to sniff it! forgive him. hes new.


naughty boy.


thats right. you stick your tongue and anything else thatll fit in it. now you're getting the hang of it. nice touch with the hands on the hips.


i got a huge crush on aaron johnson when i started watching nearly famous. i really miss that show. it wasnt as good as skins but i thought it was still really good.


aarons one of those straight boys that takes really hot and sometimes gay photos of himself. if only the pants were lower.


heres tennis hunk novak djokovic. hes so cute. and such a tease.


or maybe not!!!! could they be any lower? actually yes they could.


heres a video. skip to 1:48 to see novy walk the runway in this sexy getup and spank his ass. wish hed spank mine.



and lastly heres a vid from some brit show called balls of steel. here we get to meet the fuckers who basically fuck in public.

Meet the Fuckers - Balls of Steel S02E01
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channing tatum does something to my ass. he doesnt make it pucker or even cum. its something different. he makes it...tatum. yeah thats right. he makes my ass tatum. i dont know what that means but if feels really fucking good.

which is why when i discovered this video i came harder than i ever have in my entire life before i even started watching it. i was drenched. apparently before becoming the big movie star we all lust after channing was an 18 year old stripper for some chippendales knock-off called male encounter. apparently he went by the name chan crawford. us weekly has a video of him stripping which is amazing. my only question is why did it take this long for the video to be unearthed? i should have been blowing my load to this years ago. anyfuck enjoy.



sadly the assholes running male encounter had some sort of no nudity policy so we dont get the full monty here. but we can use these pics which have been around for a while to help imagine what it would have been like if he had stripped off everything.


this is still not as hot as it could have been to see his dick bouncing around on stage but. itll do. now would someone go see if there were any gay porn stars in the 90s named chan crawford?


cause if aaron james taught us anything its that stripping leads to having sex with men.









well ta fuckers. channings waiting for me in bed.


channy says we're going to be having a very long fuck session and hes going to start by sticking his fingers in my ass and seeing if he can get my ass to tatum again.

Here's Something To Make Your Eyes Cum

so since only one of you pussies found some balls attached to the dick in your twat i find myself with nothing to put on here. so once again i must resort to slaving over a pic post to keep my readers entertained. its been far too long since ive done a pic post so i hope you fuckers enjoy.

so here we have model hottie jessie pavelka summoning me to bed to ride his dick until i cum all over those rock hard abs of his.


look at the bulge!! is it just me or does jessie look like hes getting blown by an invisible fudge packer? is that fudge packer dickophile the superfag? yes. it is. in addition to having the strength of a thousand twinks i can turn invisible so as to have my way with uptight and sober straight boys.


then again. maybe hes not so straight? heres jessie with his friend and fellow model matus valent.


i assume matus wheres this to give jessie easy access when they enjoy a little male bonding.


i wonder if i can get ab to pose like this for me....


rain or a bunch of horny gays cumming all over him?


so this is sexy rugger bugger dick bigger er dan biggar. though im sure he has a big dick.



and im sure hes not gay.


and im sure that empty glass isnt for his man friend to cum in so he can drink it.


and im sure he looks really gay here by accident.


and im sure hes not about to engage in a threesome just to see this guy naked. even if he is positioning himself to get fucked.


funny. sometimes after i get fucked really hard i curl up in a ball too.


heres another hot rugger fucker. ben cohen.


from what i can tell ben is running away from a pack of cum hungry fags who wish to use their cute little pink asses to suck the cum out of him. where do i sign up to join these fags? i love the uniforms.


lets move over to the world of football. here we have francesco totti whos dick seems to be in pain. perhaps i should kiss it with my ass lips and make it better?


heres french hottie louis garrel. i have somewhere you can stick that finger louis!


and that tongue!


but only if i can stick my dick in there.


have you guys seen love songs? its really fucking boring but louis makes out with a hot boy in it. alot. he fucks him too but this isnt one of those dirty french movies so sadly we dont get to see that. still if you like louis as much as i do the kissing makes it totally worth watching.


but again. not a dirty french film. so dont expect to see his gorgeous ass in it.


and dont expect to see him on all fours getting fucked either.


as we all know im not into water sports but still. its a pic of his dick.


nice balls! can we get chace crawford to go make some movies in france for a while instead of that footloose thing?


and finally here are some pics from some 70s italian film version of the canterbury tales. yes this ass is nice. but trust me it is not the main attraction of this movie.


no. this is the reason that this movie is in my mind the greatest movie ever. sure i havent seen the actual movie but. i dont need to. i can just look at this dick and tell its the greatest movie ever.


now im sure you're thinking this dick is a fake but apparently its real.


and its not even hard here so who the fuck knows how big it gets.


sure the guy is the definition of fugly.


but with a dick like his i think we should all just take a page out of this lucky bitches book and do the fucker doggy style. so if anyone is interested his name is martin whelar. i belive hes actually british even though the film was italian. so if anyone plans on being in england anytime soon perhaps you should look martin up. i know what you're thinking. its been a few decades so by now hes all old and gross but. like i said. do the fucker doggy style. you wont notice his wrinkly skin.


and finally i just have to ask that if any of my readers have a dick like this i order you to send me a pic. now.


hope you guys enjoyed. now go fuck someting.

Marcus Patrick Fucks A Boy. No Seriously.

and the obsession returns. if you'd like to see the hotness that is marcus patrick fucking a boy go here. its the vid at the very top. if you'd like to see the hotness that is chad faust giving us a little full frontal watch the whole thing. if you're impatient and just want to get to the fucking speed it up to about 6 minutes and 20 seconds in. its from some movie he did called descent. did anyone see it? why didn't you tell me about it? and does chad's character end up enjoying himself? oh wait. did i mention it was rape? yeah its rape and might disturb some. but i loved it. cause really marcus patrick fucking a boy trumps any uneasy feeling one might get at the sight of rape. anyway there are more hot vids there but the fucking a boy one is my fave. did i mention he fucks a boy? enjoy the good fuck.