OMFG!

so an awesome reader sent this photo from carnival in and i have to say its awesome. the bulge is bigger than i could have ever hoped for and we both seem to want that finger in our asses. theres not much more to say really. ill just leave you to marvel in the glorious magnitude of crissys crotch.


p.s. does anyone know how i can get my hands on this thing?

So As You Can See I Changed The Title Of The Blog

because the irony of the old title was fading.
because like a good little gay boy i needed to reinvent myself.
because i dont want you to abandon me for a younger, hipper blog.
because its time.

i finally changed the title! yay! so dick pics is dead. lets us take a moment to remember the old bitch and maybe even shed a single cum drop......okay! moving on. introducing dickophile's cum filled world! i hope you guys like the new title. i was going to change it back in january on the blogiversary but i just wasnt ready yet. i kept thinking about it and came close a few times but just couldnt seem to do it. but a couple of days ago i finally realized it was time and i was ready to let dick pics go. but because i cant seem to do anything without validation ive set up a nice poll to see how you guys feel about our new cum filled world. i hope you like it but just so you know.

if you love it then
thank you
if you hate it then
fuck you!!

Happy Fuckin Blogiversary!

so one year ago today i started this silly little blog. the whole point was to trick hot guys into sharing nude pics with me. and share it with the whole gay world. it was a hard road to get here with some nice hard cocks. and while this blog didnt exactly turn into what i had planed its been a lot more fun than i thought it would be. so thanks fuckers for sticking through it all with me. cause you've been there no matter what. from ranting about pretty pink penises to obsessing over skins and doctor who to treating you guys to hot pictures and videos to get you off like they did me we've all been here for each other. virtually stroking each others cocks. i dont know if ill be here another year or another ten but its been great. so thanks. anyway to celebrate im giving you this cock i've been sitting on...i mean picture ive been sitting on of helmet heads cock getting serviced by some faceless cum slut. i think this and those matt smith pics coming later today are a rather nice gift from me to you.


now fucking congratulate me!

Skins Is Back But Is It Better Than Ever? I Don't Know. What Do I Know? Pandora Is Useless.

so for starters id just like to say that i want you bitches to comment and thank me for this post. you dont have to read it just skip ahead and comment and thank me cause it was hard fucking work putting this together. im exhausted now. so you better fucking appreciate this.

same skins. new kids. these are our three new hunks.


so first we have freddie. freddie is gorgeous. freddie also has a strange bruise. either he got it skateboarding or his father beats him. its skins so it could be anything.


next is cook. cook is dirty hot. hes like tony only more psycho. less brains.


and then jj. jj is like the new sid/anwar. sex crazed and lacking in the looks department. only i find myself in love with him. do you find him adorkable moji?


effie and pandora are back. effie is still kinda evil from what i can tell. she hasnt done anything yet but you can tell theres something brewing in that head of hers. she scares me. she can be your best friend or your worst enemy. pandora is too stupid to even notice. thats why effie likes hers. shes a fun plaything.


so there are some twins too. and one of them might have hooked up with this butchy blonde. except both the twins and the blonde have pussies. yes last time it was fags now its lezzies. because they have in-holes with nothing sticking out i put no effort into finding pics of them. all you need to know about them is that one of the twins is fucking this hot footballer. i want that tongue licking my ass. he needs to be naked next time i see him.


so the boys meet up. i love when guys sit like this showing their crotches. just waiting for someone to crawl between their legs and take care of things. ab sits like this. and i get hard. and have to figtht the urge when someone is around. unless its just rm or rmgf in which case i give in.


i love freddie. hes just so hot. dont deny it moji.


i want to stick my cock in there. dont we all?


we also got to meet this tall hottie. pandora wants him. i hope she gets him. then we can see him naked!


but before that we got to see cock i mean cook misbehave at an assembly.


like effie he is kind of evil. does he want to stick that glue stick in my ass? will i let him?


so cook got his ass out for all to see. apparently theres an inventive tattoo on his cock.


i want to grab it!


freddie and jj are a bit embarrassed.


cook isnt. he even gives us a few thrusts.


hes so proud of his ass. as he should be.


those lips.


those crothces! oh and thats the list of things they have to compete to finish to see who gets to if u seek effie. for the slow that means fuck her.


jj hasnt got a chance in hell.


cook does though.


sadly no ass here. he does ask her to grab his balls though. several times actually. which means i guess she didnt want to. i would have though.


so yeah this episode was definitely good. we'll need to wait a few episodes to decide if its as good as the old skins but at least it wasnt a complete failure. i know this because when i wasnt laughing out loud i was hard and when i wasnt hard i...no i was hard the whole time. so please watch. if youre in the states like me you can watch it here. great quality. now if you'll excuse me im going to cuddle with my boyfriend. im too tired now to fuck. maybe he can grope my ass a bit. and finger me. okay ill let him fuck me but im not doing anything. im just laying there. as is my right. fuck you until next time.

Merry Christmas! Here's a Jingle Cock!

merry christmas bitches!! like you ill probably be disappearing for a little while but i did this post a couple days ago for you guys. its my gift to all of you. this nice guy sent me some pics a few days ago and i have to say i was quite surprised. hes got a nice cock too. 7 1/2 inches bitches. i almost didnt want to post them cause as well all know at this point dick pics is just a name. a sad reminder of what this blog could have been. but i couldnt keep this guys cock all in my ass. i mean all to myself. and in the spirit of the season i have dubbed him jingle cock. (would have called him jingle balls but you cant really see them that much in the pics.) enjoy. and dont forget this blog is supposed to be a place to post pics of my readers cocks so dont be shy and send me some pics if youve got a hot cock.

AB Makes It All Better

(from here on out the guy i've been occupying my time with will be known as ab as in almost boyfriend. hes not technically my boyfriend and we havent known each other long but id really like one and i figure if i play my cards right thats where we're headed.)

so i was having kind of a bad day yesterday. wont go into why but it was just sucky. so it was late at night and i didnt feel like sleeping and i was lonely. so i called ab. he was asleep but he headed over anyway. we cuddled on my couch and i told him about my day and watched some tv and then went to bed. well when i woke up i saw he had a hard-on. and well i reached over and started jerking him off. he woke up and got even harder and i kept jerking him and we started making out. after a while he came all over. he told me it felt amazing and then reached under the covers to return the favor. it was really fucking hot. after i came we stayed there kissing and stuff for a while and then finally went to take a shower and then went to get breakfast. good fucks.

p.s. i think i may tell people about the blog. now that im out there really isnt any reason to keep it a secret anymore.

I Can't Even Talk About It. Words Cannot Describe The Pleasure Its Bringing Me.

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i got it from here. thank you guy for posting it.

Lets Take A Moment To Appreciate The Early Christmas Present That Is Cristiano Ronaldo On Vacation

so i dont know if you've noticed or not but cristiano ronaldo is on vacation in italy. this is good because a vacations in the summer often involves water and water means running around in clingy shorts. sadly hes not wearing speedos like he has in the past but its still hot. lets enjoy.

i just love this man. im totally going to start stalking him soon.


ignore the thing in the background. its that hot half naked slab of beef we should focus on.


hes just perfect. nothing else to say about it.


you know, it kinda looks like hes got some bad tan lines going on. maybe he should go to a nude beach to even it out a little. im sure he wont be photographed. :)


*drooling* papi!!!!! hes totally doing this to tease us.


i wonder what hes doing with his cock. and i wonder if he wants some help.


oh stop it. we all know you have a nice ass. show off.


is she fisting him?


you know, as a bottom my ronnie's obsession with his ass is a little troublesome. i always thought he'd throw me down and take my ass for a ride. but now im not so sure.


it is nice though. and if it was mine id play with it too. probably more than i play with my own ass.


you can find more cristiano and more of my horny thoughts on him after the jump.






yes i would like to be fingered. actually i plan on indulging later tonight.


finally!!! some ronnie pubes!


sadly the trunks didnt go any lower.


it helps if you ignore it and pretend hes cuddling up to you instead.


so lets take a moment to talk about her. his "girlfriend". or as i like to think of her "the beard he'll keep till he meats me and discovers the strength to come out and fuck me into a state of pure bliss".


is it just my imagination or is she taunting me? cause i really feel like she's taunting me.


she'll see. he'll break up with her soon enough. everyone knows he's a whore. and he likes to fuck whores. and i mean actual whores. as in prostitutes.


those should be my legs wrapped around his head and my crotch he's got his face inches away from. rrrrr!


i wont let her get to me! i wont! even if she is this close to his cock and im a continent away.



besides as soon as she slips up and walks in front of him and he gets a good view of her from behind its over. and thats why ill sleep well tonight.


if that wasn't enough for you click here, and here, and here, and here, and here for more boner worthy pics of ronnie on vacation looking like a hot machine built for fucking. good fucks.