50,000!!!!

i just wanted to throw up this post to commemorate the fact that not only do i now have 18 followers a little earlier i hit the 50,000 visitors mark! and ive had 58,000 hits! i cant fucking believe it. i just want to thank all of you guys for cumming to my little ole blog everyday and leaving comments and occasionally sending me pics. and i want to give a special shout-out to my dear moji since it would have taken me a lot longer to get here without him. ever since he put up a link to my blog my daily visits have quadrupled. so thanks moji! its been fun and heres to another 50,000 visitors!

ahem. now that the sappy shit is out of the way scroll down to the pic post i just put together for you ungrateful dickheads.

Happy Fuckin Blogiversary!

so one year ago today i started this silly little blog. the whole point was to trick hot guys into sharing nude pics with me. and share it with the whole gay world. it was a hard road to get here with some nice hard cocks. and while this blog didnt exactly turn into what i had planed its been a lot more fun than i thought it would be. so thanks fuckers for sticking through it all with me. cause you've been there no matter what. from ranting about pretty pink penises to obsessing over skins and doctor who to treating you guys to hot pictures and videos to get you off like they did me we've all been here for each other. virtually stroking each others cocks. i dont know if ill be here another year or another ten but its been great. so thanks. anyway to celebrate im giving you this cock i've been sitting on...i mean picture ive been sitting on of helmet heads cock getting serviced by some faceless cum slut. i think this and those matt smith pics coming later today are a rather nice gift from me to you.


now fucking congratulate me!

Merry Christmas! Here's a Jingle Cock!

merry christmas bitches!! like you ill probably be disappearing for a little while but i did this post a couple days ago for you guys. its my gift to all of you. this nice guy sent me some pics a few days ago and i have to say i was quite surprised. hes got a nice cock too. 7 1/2 inches bitches. i almost didnt want to post them cause as well all know at this point dick pics is just a name. a sad reminder of what this blog could have been. but i couldnt keep this guys cock all in my ass. i mean all to myself. and in the spirit of the season i have dubbed him jingle cock. (would have called him jingle balls but you cant really see them that much in the pics.) enjoy. and dont forget this blog is supposed to be a place to post pics of my readers cocks so dont be shy and send me some pics if youve got a hot cock.

The Poll Is Now Closed And I Still Have No Fucking Clue What To Title This Blog. RRRRRR!

so the poll is closed. 42 votes.

• random smut/smutty - 1 vote (2%)
  
• flickering queer/fag/homo - 1 vote (2%)
• guy spot - 1 vote (2%)
• daily cum shot - 2 votes (4%)
• the vulgar monologues - 2 votes (4%)
• cock and bullshit - 5 votes (11%)
• the cum rag - 13 votes (30%)
• dick pics - 17 votes (40%)

so here is my problem. dick pics won the poll. sort of. yeah sure it got more votes than any other title. but at the same time 25 voters (60%) don't like dick pics. so do i read it as dick pics got the majority of the votes? or the majority of voters dont like dick pics? i have no clue. yet. thats right. sorry but theres gonna be another poll. dont be mad. theres no other way. now 42 votes is small compared to most blogs but big for me so please lets have just as big if not bigger for the next poll which will be down to the top contenders: dick pics vs. the cum rag. which title will make the other its bitch? i dont know. you guys get to decide! so lets get to the polls shall we? good fucks!!!

10,000

yay!!!! im not sure when it happened. i think it must have been last night sometime or maybe this morning. but we passed the 10,000 visits mark!! thanks guys!!!

p.s. keep voting! with two days left dick pics and the cum rag are tied at 11 votes each! keep it up boys!

Thanks For Voting!

24 votes? thats a blog record! thanks so much. so the top contenders are 'cock and bullshit' with 4 votes, 'dick pics' with 7 votes, and our number one contender 'the cum rag' with 8 votes. there's still 6 days left to vote so get to the polls and make your voice heard! good fucks.

Gay Pride Season Is Upon Us

hey boys and girly boys. first off thanks for all the votes and please keep it up. i must admit i haven't decided yet how to judge the voting. on the one hand with three votes out of almost nowhere dick pics now has a total of four votes and a real shot at winning since it is only one vote behind the cum rag which is leading the vote. but at the same time while the other votes are all split it still adds up to eleven people saying i should change the name to something else. oh well.

but now for the real reason for this post. i just checked and there are a whole bunch of gay prides coming up over the next 2-3 months. i myself dont plan on going, but im sure some of you will be. i thought it would be fun to post some photos from pride on here so if any of you plan on going either here in the states or overseas somewhere and will be taking some pics shoot me an email and lets see if we can work something out. im not asking for nudes so maybe you guys will cooperate? please? pretty please with a cock on top?

Fleet Week

apparently fleet week is going on in new york and the very thought has me all kinds of horny. images of closeted navy boys sneaking off to get some action are running through my mind. so if anyone out there has stories or pics they'd like to share please by all means feel free to do so. in the meantime im gonna go get in some blog reading. good night and good fucks.

Why Can't You All Be Like This?

every once in a while i get a comment or something that is so wonderful it deserves its own post. this is one of those times. here is a comment i received on the gob post below.

christopherc

I love your ending line..."Good night and good fucks" I need one of each! I've rapidly become addicted to your postings due to the wnderful combination of thoughts and stimulating images.

Thank you for taking he time to put these posts together.

-C

christopher, you're my newest favorite. the rest of you? fuck off and leave me and christopher to our thoughts and stimulating images cause he's the only one that gets it. well, okay. that's not fair. a few others get it too but he's the only one that has put it so eloquently. so you can stay. but still. be more like christopher. good day and good fucks.

Thanks Anonymous!

you're the best.

Thanks!

thank you anonymous!! and dont forget to send me your dick. or rather pics of you dick. sending me your actual dick would probably cause a lot of pain and mean you have some serious issues. haha!

WOW! Just Fucking Wow!!

so basically earlier i had this sort of mass influx to the blog and im so shocked and happy!! at one point i counted 23 people on the blog at once from countries ranging from the us to serbia! blog patrol says that in all i had 69 people come to the blog from 4pm to 5pm. shocking and amazing. so glad! i hope you guys keep coming back! also i had been complaining before about my readership going down in foreign countries and i had been meaning to fill you in on whats been going on on that front but i kept forgetting. but considering todays events now is a great time to tell you that not only is the us keeping strong but a lot of other countries have been taking up a piece of the reader pie! the us makes 74% of my readership and the other 26% is taken by our friends abroad with the aussies in the lead. im sure todays events helped that! anyway to all the new people welcome to the blog and please send some pics! and can anyone tell me why all those people ended up at the blog at once? im really curious and i find it odd that 69 people would all come to the blog in the same hour out of pure coincidence. i checked google analytics and blog patrol but aside from telling me who came they didnt tell me how. so if you know please fill me in. thanks!

Hi Guys

so this post is especially for the only people that have been nice enough to leave comments: blaza, spam, bruce, rodney, scotty, and anonymous. for taking the time to leave me my only comments i am giving you this special shout out. i dont kno if you guys are still reading but i hope so. what's up?