Lets Take A Moment To Appreciate The Early Christmas Present That Is Cristiano Ronaldo On Vacation

so i dont know if you've noticed or not but cristiano ronaldo is on vacation in italy. this is good because a vacations in the summer often involves water and water means running around in clingy shorts. sadly hes not wearing speedos like he has in the past but its still hot. lets enjoy.

i just love this man. im totally going to start stalking him soon.


ignore the thing in the background. its that hot half naked slab of beef we should focus on.


hes just perfect. nothing else to say about it.


you know, it kinda looks like hes got some bad tan lines going on. maybe he should go to a nude beach to even it out a little. im sure he wont be photographed. :)


*drooling* papi!!!!! hes totally doing this to tease us.


i wonder what hes doing with his cock. and i wonder if he wants some help.


oh stop it. we all know you have a nice ass. show off.


is she fisting him?


you know, as a bottom my ronnie's obsession with his ass is a little troublesome. i always thought he'd throw me down and take my ass for a ride. but now im not so sure.


it is nice though. and if it was mine id play with it too. probably more than i play with my own ass.


you can find more cristiano and more of my horny thoughts on him after the jump.






yes i would like to be fingered. actually i plan on indulging later tonight.


finally!!! some ronnie pubes!


sadly the trunks didnt go any lower.


it helps if you ignore it and pretend hes cuddling up to you instead.


so lets take a moment to talk about her. his "girlfriend". or as i like to think of her "the beard he'll keep till he meats me and discovers the strength to come out and fuck me into a state of pure bliss".


is it just my imagination or is she taunting me? cause i really feel like she's taunting me.


she'll see. he'll break up with her soon enough. everyone knows he's a whore. and he likes to fuck whores. and i mean actual whores. as in prostitutes.


those should be my legs wrapped around his head and my crotch he's got his face inches away from. rrrrr!


i wont let her get to me! i wont! even if she is this close to his cock and im a continent away.



besides as soon as she slips up and walks in front of him and he gets a good view of her from behind its over. and thats why ill sleep well tonight.


if that wasn't enough for you click here, and here, and here, and here, and here for more boner worthy pics of ronnie on vacation looking like a hot machine built for fucking. good fucks.