Sunday, July 13, 2008

Out Update

so someone asked some questions about me cumming out in the comments and i thought id answer in a post. i went ahead and came out to the roommate cause i thought i should before we officially moved in together. and he was genuinely shocked (his gf apparently only brought it up with him once and he told her she was being stupid so she never brought it up again.) which means i am still at least a little bit sneaky and good at hiding things which is good cause it is a skill every teen should posses. plus if im gonna cheat on cristiano with some ruggers for fun ill need to be sneaky enough to hide it from him. the gf on the other hand was not so shocked. as i said "i'm" she said "gay". i said no im hungry you stupid bitch. she said "for penis" i said yes. we laughed. roomie cringed. anyway yeah i guess my cozy little closet was a glass one since everyone has apparently been watching me jerking off to boys inside. oh well. anyway yeah the roomie said as long as we've been friends he doesnt care who i fuck. so yay me!

anyway to address another part of the question ive never had a gf but i have gone out with one once or twice. but i think it was in a group setting so i dont know if it counts. and there was a girl once that told people she fucked me. to this day i do not know why she said it but i just kinda went with it cause i figured hey this will make them think im straight for at least a little while longer. (luckily my parents didnt hear about this or else there would have been an awkward convo.) so between that and the fact that most of my friends arent in serious relationships anyway i just tried to play it off like i was a commitment phobe or a playboy or something.

anyway in other news the gf and i have now convinced the roomie im a top and that i might want to fuck him in his ass in his sleep. its cruel but oh so funny. i slapped him on the ass earlier today and he walked off all scared and as soon as he was out of earshot his gf and i started laughing. we couldnt stop. she knows im a bottom (girls ask so many questions) and so we figure whe should keep milking this for as long as humanly possible. anyway good fucks.

p.s. mr. model, is that your picture? if so i think we should fall in love and adopt babies. now.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear your roommate is cool with you being gay, and his gf is good with it as well. It might even make you friendship stronger.

dickophile said...

yeah maybe. though im getting the feeling his gf is gonna try and keep me all to herself now.

Volker said...

Cool. You sexual relations with others shouldn't be an issue other than to the one you're having relations with. Keep us posted. - Volker

dickophile said...

hali - will do.