This Blog Needs A Face. Preferably One Full Of Cum.

so ive decided to give the blog another makeover. and this time i want to add an image to the header. all the other cool blogs have a hot pic for a header and fuck i want one too! and i figure why not have one of you fags be in the pic?! so heres how this is gonna go. i know you bitches hate sending me pics of your dick so im breaking the rules a bit. you can send me a pic of your dick or your ass or chest, or whatever! i dont give a shit as long as it has cum on it! now if you cant make up your mind what cum-covered body part to send me heres a suggestion. watch these two hot vids....

and wherever your cum hits take a pic and send it to me. now fucker!!!

as you send yours pics ill post them. i figure ill give you guys until the end of the month and then ill pick my faves and it put it to a vote for the readers. whatever cum shot has the most votes will be our new header. so are your dicks up for it? well too bad cause i dont give a shit!! you fuckers better send me those pics or there will be hell to pay! ta fuckers!

update: ive moved the vids after the jump since they are too big and play automatically. they're totally hot though so get in here and cum all over yourself.

Lesbian Dildos

so a reader asked me to link to her blog lesbian dildos. so if i have any lesbian readers go check that out. and if not, well boys a dildo is a dildo. if its good enough for ass its good enough for yours too. we've be stealing dicks and dildos right out from under women for centuries now anyways.

So As You Can See I Changed The Title Of The Blog

because the irony of the old title was fading.
because like a good little gay boy i needed to reinvent myself.
because i dont want you to abandon me for a younger, hipper blog.
because its time.

i finally changed the title! yay! so dick pics is dead. lets us take a moment to remember the old bitch and maybe even shed a single cum drop......okay! moving on. introducing dickophile's cum filled world! i hope you guys like the new title. i was going to change it back in january on the blogiversary but i just wasnt ready yet. i kept thinking about it and came close a few times but just couldnt seem to do it. but a couple of days ago i finally realized it was time and i was ready to let dick pics go. but because i cant seem to do anything without validation ive set up a nice poll to see how you guys feel about our new cum filled world. i hope you like it but just so you know.

if you love it then
thank you
if you hate it then
fuck you!!

Here You Go Confused But Still Horny Loyal Reader (aka CBSHLR)

so mac (aka cbshlr) seems to be a little well confused by all the initials. so ive given you all a nice cheat sheet over to the right of whos who in the dickophiles world. if you ever get confused about the difference between ab (my boyfriend) and ax (my boyfriends ex boyfriend) or anyone else just check that. okay your welcum. fuck you. and me. ta!

I Don't Hate You. I Just Think You're A Dick. But Thats Okay. I Like Dick.

so i have an anonymous reader. a new one. probably not my anonymous from way back (are you still out there by the way?). anyway hes been getting on my nerves. so ive decided to make this post to address some of his comments to set the record straight for him and anyone else that thinks the same things he does. so here is his first comment that started it all that he made on this post:

Actually, I don't know what's gayer-

Two guys going on a picninc together
or
A guy as obssessed with shows like Gossip Girl as you are.

Cut the guy some slack. At least he's trying to be sweet.

so this was fair. picnics may not rock my boat but ab was being sweet and like i said i did enjoy myself a little. so anyway i responded with this:

for your information i am obsessed with gossip girl because i am lusting after chace crawford and want to have sweaty, dirty, wild sex with him all night long. and there is nothing gay about man on man sex. oh wait. shit.

so then he comes back with this:

Uh-huh

It just doesn't make sense for someone to bitch about a person being too gay when they themselves are a card carrying member of the my little pony fairy princess club. That would be like paris hilton calling someone a stupid slut.

so then i come back with:

well i think she would know.

so here is what i have to say. boy likes girl. top like bottom. butch like lipstick lez. opposites attract. and what attracts me is hot, straight acting guys. jock/frat types. like jessie from big brother. not jack mcfarland. which is why someone who watches gossip girl would like someone who watches football. i refuse to apologize for that. also, i have never nor would i ever play with my little fucking pony. and i am not a fairy or a princess. yes the sight of chace crawford causes a state of euphoria that can only be described as girlish glee but thats about as close to a princess as i get. so fuck you asshole. and another thing, i never called him gay. i said buying flowers for a guy is gay. and fyi he didnt buy me flowers or take me on a picnic cause hes gay. it was cause until recently hes dated chicks and they're into all of that stuff.

so moving right along then i get another anonymous comment on this post and i believe it was left by the same guy. here it is:

why do you always comment your own blog mac20/dickophile?

http://i36.tinypic.com/oid9vt.jpg

now i am not entirely sure what that picture proves other than that anonymous has a lot of time on his hands, but i am not nor have i ever been mac20. mac20 is just some guy that reads my blog and said something about me that i liked. a perfect descriptor of me. i am manic at times. i am most definitely adorable. and even in my current state of frustration i am really fucking horny. you see mac20 gets me. he describes me perfectly, and i wanted to share it with everyone cause its both spot on and funny. so just so you know anonymous i am not mac20. he is not me. and i dont comment on my own blog other than in response to other people and using the name dickophile. i dont know who you are (willy maybe?) but seriously, fuck you! unless you're hot. then you can do and say whatever you want to me. but other wise fuck. you. dick head. in fact, fuck you all.

Only One Comment?

i get it, okay. i havent been the best blogger lately. and for that i am sorry. but im trying to fix it. i just did those two pretty big not to mention time consuming pride posts and i have a few more in the can so i can keep you entertained and make sure the blog doesnt go dead again. i even changed up the look. im trying to keeping up my end of the bargain. and you cant recognize that and acknowledge it with some comments? i only get one? thanks for that by the way m2m! anyway the rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves. and to think i had been feeling guilty. im hurt. fuckers!

Dick Pics Is Here To Stay....Oh And I Got A Makeover!

just thought id take a moment to finally acknowledge that dick pics beat the cum rag in the second poll 14 to 4. so i guess i wont be changing the name any time soon. also, like the new look? i may play around with it a bit more but i kinda like it. i think its cooler white. after all, that is the color of cum!! good fuck you.

Guess You Guys Like Dick

dick pics is kicking ass in the poll. 38% and 14 votes. im really surprised. there's still one day left to vote so get to the polls boys. good fucks.

p.s. sorry i haven't posted anything interesting lately. im a bad blogger. you can spank me if you like. but in my defence i do have a life. i may have time to post tonight though. but dont hold your breath. unless of course you like that kind of thing.

Thanks For Voting

so you guys have been voting on the poll and this is great. we have 8 votes and 11 days left. i really want you guys that haven't voted to fucking step up to the plate. this is the single most important poll ever. so you have to vote. and while i reserve the right to have final decision i will say that if i go by what you my inteligent sexy as fuck readers think then that would mean that the dick pics is dead. it only has one vote. the other seven are split up among my other titles. speaking of which, the front runner seems to be "the cum rag" which im happy with since this is one of my faves among the new titles. anyway, yeah keep voting. and remember even tho i claim to have final decision chances are what you think will have huge pull on what direction my cock points and chances are i will end up going with the readers choice title.

and another thing, i still haven't received pics for the header. i know i just told you guys but i really need something. so please dont forget to send something for the header and if you want the guidelines you can find them here. here's an idea to give you a little help, if "the cum rag" becomes the title it would be cool to spell it out in...cum! either real cum (which would be quite impressive) or maybe a drawing of cum. anyway good fucks.

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

oh my god! i love gossip girl. that crazy bitch just totally leaked pictures of nate and chuck! i guess they really are friends again! no wait. gossip girl is a fictional character on a fictional show. or is she? dun dun dun!! anyway real or not some how a whole bunch of photos of chace crawford and ed westwick have leaked that show them in various drunken states doing various things. one of them even kisses a boy! well its ed so dont get too excited. though i have to say if i can never have chace i would totally settle for ed just so i could hear him whisper "im chuck bass" into my ear every night. oh my ass is twitching at the thought! anyway the photobucket is here but just in case they get sober long enough to realize whats going on and delete it or something you can see some of the images here at gawker. this one is my fave! why? cause he looks so drunk there that i think if i had sauntered up to him i just might have been able to have my way with him. look at him. you really think he'd notice if i took that cigarette out and stuck something else in there? good fucks!

State Of The Blog

so many things here on the blog could change soon. i've been talking about it for a while but i've finally decided to start doing something. and this post is the first step in the right direction. so here are the issues and i have broken them down to the four things i wish to change.

Header Pic

i want to add a pic up there where the title is. and guess what...you get to help! cause im lazy! yeah so basically i want you guys to send me pics and ill probably post them on here and get your opinions and figure out which one i like most and use that. here are the requirements:

• has to be something original that you did yourself. i dont want something you got off the internet.
• it could be a dick pic. maybe you think your big hard cock or nice firm ass or beautiful six pack should be the face of the blog. so take a pic and maybe next time you cum over you'll see yourself at the top of the page
• it can be a picture you take of....i don't care. anything
• it can be something you make yourself. like a drawing or something.

so those are my only requirements for that. please stay on point and if you send something put "header pic" in the subject of your email to me.

Links

this one is all up to me actually. i really want to add more links to sites i go to and organize the ones i have cause they're sooooo cluttered and they could get worse.

Title

this one is a biggy. its for the title which i still do/dont want to change. so i want your decision. im not gonna let you make the choice for me. i'll make the ultimate decision but i need your help. so im adding a poll of all the titles i came up with and i want you to cast a vote for your fave. and the titles are:

• dick pics - cause its still an option
  
• guy spot - like g spot only better and tighter i think :)
• the cum rag - probably one of my faves. cum like that white stuff you blew all over the place watching this and rag as in like a newspaper/magazine cause as far as im concerned once you have one interview under your belt you're considered a journalist. maybe not a serious one but still.
• the vulgar monologues - just cause
• flickering queer/fag/homo - cause im not flaming but maybe sometimes i flicker. oh and im not gonna use all those words. i'll just pick one but i can't decide if im a queer, a fag, or a homo
  
• random smut/smutty - cause im random and there's smut
• daily cum shot - cause everyone should have at least one a day
• cock and bullshit - i've already mentioned this one before. its a fave of mine. cause with your cock and my bullshit we can't lose!
  

so those are your choices and i've put up a poll where you can cast your vote. i gave you guys fifteen days so im hoping thats enough. please vote. all of you. like all of you. if you refuse there will be consequences.

Look

so i'll probably be changing the look of the blog. i know what i want and its not a drastic change but that could...change. haha.

so yeah i think that's everything. oh. i want to make this a forum for all things concerning the future of the blog. i'll be adding a permanent link to this post so if you ever have anything to say about the changes i'll be making soon come here and leave them. thank you and good fucks.

If You Recognize The Phrase "I'm The Crazy Bitch Around Here" Then This Post Is For You

so i read this a little while ago and i have to say it was a good read if only because the writer suggests a coupling between dan and blair! and im all for it. can you imagine?

Update On The Couples Pics

so first things first. helmet head was the guy that was supposed to be sending the couples pics. i assume you guys didn't figure that out. if you did you didn't tell me. however things fell through. his fuck buddy is missing in action. don't feel too bad for him though, he got a little manhunt consolation prize. anyway he did take some solo pics that he will be sending and im looking forward to those. he also said he's trying to find a backup fb to play with that he thinks will be okay with posting the pics on here. so maybe we'll still get some couples pics. i'll keep you posted. in the meantime im working on a couple of posts. one of which has some stuff you guys sent me. including a hilarious story about an old man and his wife. so there is that couple to look forward to! good fucks.

They're Gone. Sorry.

so a fellow blogger told me that if you post a porn studios photos they may ask you to remove them if it doesnt have the studios name but they'll let you keep them if it has the studios name on it. so i have gone through all the recent porno pics i've posted and got rid of the ones that don't have a studio name on them. sorry. but i figure you've seen them all by now. i almost just deleted the posts but then i figured he said if they had the name it was okay so i left them. though i reserve the right to change my mind.

anyway the other thing is that as much fun as porno pics can be and im sure they keep you entertained i wont be posting them anymore. thats not the point of the blog. you're supposed to come here to enjoy pics of the other readers and of course the ramblings of you favorite horny, manic, and adorable blogger. if you want porno pics go here. i still have a few other pics you guys sent i hadn't posted yet but after those no more porno pics. you can still send them if you like for my own personal enjoyment but i wont be sharing them here on the blog. i know its just pics but i just dont want the hassle of a studio up my ass. their performer's sure. but not he ugly old men that run them. are they ugly? i think they are but if not then they can go up there too. anyway, hope you guys dont mind. we still have those couples pics to look forward to next week and i hope more of you start sending in pics of your hot selves. and ill still find other hot stuff to entertain you. anyway im off. good fucks.

Can't Stop Listening To Them. Just Can't.

A Clue

im cracking up right now. why? well, all i'll say boys is that one of the people that commented on this post about the couples pics coming next week is...the guy sending the couples pics next week. and this is a good clue cause if you pay attention you'll notice something about him that i mentioned in the post containing his pics. good lucks.

Vote. Now!

if you don't go and vote for rj right now and tell your friends to do the same i will never speak to you again. the contest is over on friday. so go vote now!!!!!!

Kozy's Closet Makes Me Hard

so while i'm still unsure of what's going on with mojo doom i have discovered a new blog that has some nice goodies. its only two months old so there isn't a lot over there yet but for a guy that just started he's got some nice stuff. like reaaaaly nice. it's called kozy's closet and i've been grabbing a few things all day and i have to say i knew i was hooked when i saw his vid of roman ragazzi and logan...crap i forget his last name but he's that hot guy that is covered in that big intricate tatto. and he's gorgeous. anyway that vid sealed the deal for me. well the point of this post is that he has to go private thanks to well you know the reason they all have to go private or disappear. and so he will be private within the next twenty four hours. so what's the point? i forget i keep looking over at his stuff while typing this. oh yeah i remember. the point is you should totally go over there and check out his stuff and see if you can get on his guest list thingy before he goes private. cause if the stuff he has up after only two months is any indication im guessing things over there are gonna be getting fucking steamy!!! well, actually i should say steamier. cause they're already fucking steamy. remember, roman? so get your ass over there already! good jerking!

Is Mojo Doom Dead?

anyone else out there frequent mojo doom? i myself discovered it awhile ago but never had the time to really peruse his archives until recently. i got so hooked on his stuff i started grabbing at everything like a kid in a candy store. and now im glad cause i've been there a couple times today and its....gone!!! its like an empty shell. and its weird cause i went on there last night before i went to bed to see if he had anything new up and there was nothing. no goodbye post or anything else to suggest that when i went on there today i would find a blank page. anyone know if he's popped up somewhere else? if you're out there mojo i want my fave sex toy back so when you set up shop again let me know!

Mitch Hewer Update

i just found this even better version of the pic i posted earlier. and later i'll be posting all seventeen photos from the cosmo shoot featuring a bunch of hot naked men. until then enjoy my mitch.


good fucks.