If Chuck Bass Has Kissed Boys Then Certainly Crissy Has

and once again its time to perv on that hot portuguese beefcake crissy ronaldo.


you can just tell this guys ass is spooging all over the place. he cant help it. thats just what happens when crissy touches you.


looks like this fag wants crissy to make his ass spooge too.


am i seriously supposed to believe this fashion loving queen is straight?


oh my! the tongue is back.


i wonder what hes gonna do with that water bottle.


here we see the crissy running free in his natural habitat.


uh oh! someone has startled the crissy!!


looks like some butt munchers picked up the scent of the fairy dust that sprinkles out of the crissys manhole and now they're stalking they're prey!


oh no!! crissy is teasing the butt munchers.


and now the butt munchers are on the attack!


the crissy has fallen!!


we cant show you what happened cause it was too violent but as you can see crissy has a mouth full of cum and the butt muncher behind him is trying to get the taste of ass and jizz out of his mouth.


but you cant blame the butt munchers. when crissy walks around dressed like this hes practically begging for someone to bend him over and give him a good fucking. cause im pretty sure homme is french for homo.


and now a used and cum-covered crissy is complaining to the ref but no one cares cause we all know he liked it.


ta you cable-knit queens!!

Chuck Kissed A Guy And I Liked It!!!

so much my ass wont stop cumming.



but wait. if chuck has kissed a guy before and the only two guys he ever hangs out with are nate and dan then doesnt that mean that they're all a bunch of sausage smuggling fags?

i just think it all makes this exchange take on a whole new meaning.



so when you watch this it begs the question did chuck give dan those pills so he could ass rape him?



wouldnt be the first time he tried to force himself on a humphrey.

Some Twink On Big Brother Finland Gave Another Twink A Hand Job

so on american big brother theres usually only one fag and hes usually not very attractive but in finland the cast is full of fags and they are hot! and while on american big brother theres never any sex the finish butt munchers above decided to make-out while playing spin the bottle in a hot tub. and then when they were alone in the hot tub the blond one started to jerk the other one off. and it gets better cause it turns ou this twosome is actually in a love triangle!! sort off. cause while they're jerking off some ugly fag decides to hop into the hot tub and spoil their fun cause hes in love with sampo who understandably does not feel the same way. why cant we have this stuff in the states?! anyway their display of homosex and bitchery made it onto you tube. you can see them and two other guys (who are obviously straight) kissing at 5:00 and the jerking at 6:30.



sadly ragnar was evicted so dont expect anymore vids like this. good fucking!

My Boyfriend Is Jealous Because Leandro Maeder Made My Ass Cum Last Night

so i absolutely loooove the rachel zoe project on bravo. its like the gayest show ever!! they've got rachel whos like a gay man trapped in a womans body, brad whos like the gayest individual on the planet (and who was showing off some rather girlish legs last night) and then to top it all of its all about fashion dahling!!! the only thing rzp has been lacking is eye candy. dont get me wrong i love the whole zac efron in thirty years thing rachels husband roger is rocking.



but he just doesnt do it for me. and neither does brad whos totally kurt wilds gayer, bitchier, and not nearly as hot cousin.



you think hes as much of a screamer as kurt?



anyway last night they made up for the serious lack of eye candy by having rachel do a photo shoot for v magazine complete with male models!!! and the hottest of the bunch was leandro maeder!


hes so hot just thinking about him makes my ass lips quiver. and im not sure but i think hes a poof too!! when he first showed up at rachels studio the sight of brad made him speechless! and when he finally introduced himself he was soooo flirting with brad. and as youll see in the vid below he didnt spend his time at the photo shoot flirting with jessica stam whos like gorgeous. no he spent it flirting with brad and calling rachel zoe the queen of fashion.



through the whole episode the bitch was pinging my gaydar! or should i say giving my man cunt palpitations!



so yeah this post is dedicated to the hotness that is leandro. enjoy.

someone really needs to cum all over this boys lips. please let it be me!


cant. stop. touching. myself.


heres leandro on a runway. his body is amazing!!!


fierce girlfriend!


i just want cum all over him and lick it up.


so with the lips on his face being so luscious and inviting i cant help but wonder what the lips on his ass look like.


can someone photo shop a dick into this pic for me please?


speaking of dick lets spend some time staring at leandros crotch.


his bulge is amazing and so are his legs.


can someone please just give me like 20 minutes alone with him?


but now to the proof that lele is a cock smoking, pole riding, hole puckering fag!

for starters he likes big hoses.


hes begging for someone to fuck him here!



hes obviously trying to entice some dirty fuck with a pit fetish.


and here he is cruising for some cock in an alleyway.


but do we really need anymore proof than this?


now if youll please excuse me i have to use my fingers for something other than typing. ta!

Because It's Been Too Long Since My Last Post And If I Don't Make You Cum Who Will?

further proof that at least one of the tittensor twins is gay. the one on the right is dressed like batmans but boy.


heres rugger hunk mike tindall. can you imagine this holding you down and fucking you senseless?


this piece of sexy is rugger hunk matt banahan.


whats with the face? is there something up your ass?


hes obviously a fag.


i can fit this in my mancunt.


hes just too yummy. ignore the goblin behind him.


and this rugger is kelly brown. looks like kellys nipples want to cum out and play.


there they are! can i suck on those please?


kellys showing everyone how he milks his boyfriends dick.


and our last rugger is nathan hines.


back off girlfriend!


heres nahan just begging for someone to cum and stick something in his ass.


looks like it worked. you can see a line forming behind him. but i think they must have fucked his face first cause it looks like hes about to spit out some cum.


further proof that being a bottom is hard work and can be dangerous if not done properly.


so this is alex puckerfer. er pettyfer. hes so hot he makes my hole pucker.


and the almost as hot tom hopper. he only makes my hole twinkle.


and here they are together. how about a quick game of whose hole is puckering? i say tom since alex looks ready to fist it.


but first tom wants to blow alex.


but alex decided to take control and fuck the bitches face.


i leave you with the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. did he spit or swallow?


ta cunts.