Because British Boys Are Sexy

so lets start with a nice piece of ass. music cutie mark ronson was at some sort of charity thing with brit comedian david walliams and david decided to pants poor mark in front of everyone and of course it ended up on youtube. i feel bad for mark cause it wasnt planned. but. nice ass!!!


and here is the vid.

so this is actor/dancer gareth davis.


ive heard of autofellatio but not autoanilingus. you're almost there gareth! just a little farther!


colin firth and nicholas hoult. whose hole is puckering?


so any fag worth his salty cum should know this is alex pettyfer.


i just want to cum all over his face and lick it clean. and i dont even like the taste of my own cum.


blumpkin? stop looking at me like that. you know you would too. he looks fucking hot on that toilet.


oh my word! i want to be that cigarette.


hes just too fucking sexy.


its been far too longs since we've had the skins fags on here.


so lets talk about the tittensors who can apparently fit two dicks each in their tight pink asses.


elliot sees a pink ball and he immediately gets the urge to start sucking.


whose hole is puckering? both. neither one of these boys is butch enough to fuck anything.


oh look. elliots fag hag is effy.


noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!


sorry. i had a tiny freak out there. but then i realized that this means absolutely nothing. hes probably just bi. hell im gay and i make out with rmfg all the time. its just something to do when we're bored.

and besides. after seeing this photo there is nothing elliot could do to make me think hes straight.


fudge packer.

The Fags Of Twilight

lets start off with hottie kellan lutz.


kelly has gay face and the biggest dick sucking lips i have ever seen in my entire life.


i bet he likes bukkake.


here kelly is trying his hardest to make my manhole twinkle like a vampire in the sun. its working.


can i suck your dick please?


im so gay.


so im fucking this dudes face.....


i just want to put that tongue to work in my ass.


so this stud is daniel cudmore. hes 6'7''. that can mean only one thing. huge cock.


and this cum loving fag is charlie bewley.


whose hole is puckering?


is it just me or are these two so obviously a couple? look at the way charlie is leaning close to danny.


someones happy to be getting fucked tonight!!


and lets end with another vampire. ian somerhalder. he has dick sucking lips too. but does he have an ass fucking dick?

bye bitches!

Can I Just Slide My Ass In There Somewhere Please?

so here is matt bomer with some serious gay face.


and here is matt bomer with some serious gay kissing.


so if you, like me, thought there was even the tiniest possibility that bomey wasnt actually gay and that perez made it all up now we have proof. hes a big cock sucking, butt munching, dorothy befriending queen.

and this seems to be a week for confirmed homosexing cause i just found this vid of leo giamanni saying that hes bi and that hes starting to prefer guys.



and this one where he talks about hooking up with a guy.



so i guess my gay lisp theory was right!! but im kind of pissed cause apparently he was talking about being bi months ago. why didnt you guys tell me?! if a gay porn star or anyone for that matter admits to fucking guys off the clock i want to know about it! anyfuck im off to stick some fingers in my ass and pretend im getting double fucked by leo and bomey.

Stop The Fucking Presses!!!!!!

so this hot piece of wangbone (are you still out there moji??) is matt bomer.


and hes on this new show white collar which is fucking amazing.


and this is what he looks like shirtless.


and while i was watching it my ass was puckering. but it was a sad puckering cause of course hes straight and theres no way in hell my ass would get to suckle on his matt boner. right? wrong!!

because according to perez hilton not only is he gay but hes out too!!!! oh. my. wangbone.

now how he manages to be an out and proud homosexual without my knowing it i havent a clue. cause ive been ogling him for years now on traveler and chuck.

sadly according to perezy he has some big wig pr boyfriend. i cant find a pic of him but im telling myself hes old and ugly and matt will run away with me soon enough now that he has a job again and doesnt need to be a kept boy toy anymore.

interestingly bomeys wiki says hes friends with zachary quinto. they went to college together.

now i wouldnt want to imply that quinto is gay too.


not at all.


but. if youre going to experiment with homosex in college. why not do it with matt?



if you want to thank me matt give me a blow job and then use your spit as lube to fuck me.

and now some pics of my new lover.

someones in the perfect position to get his dick sucked.


or to blow this fag.


i hope hes not a bottom cause he sure looks like one here. someone could easily come up behind him and slide a dick in his ass.


shall we play whose hole is puckering? im guessing the sex & the city cocksucker on the left.


hes so dreamy!


those eyes are mesmerizing. i would let him fuck me in any orifice he wanted. he could fuck my nostrils if he wanted to. dont look at me like that. you know youd give him a nose job too.


whoever brings matty to me like this ill let you watch while he fucks me.


ta cunts!

Today We Have Two Twinks For Your Viewing Pleasure

lets start off with less hot but equally gay tittensor twin luke.


i can fit this in my ass.


actually i can fit two of those in my ass.


why cant i be hotter like elliot? at least my hole is pinker. hand me those bottles.


i hope he wont stick those in his ass.


notice he doesn't stipulate that you must be a girl. hmm......


so hes not just gay. hes a drag queen.


and heres elliot just for fun. please stick those in me.


and now we have older twink alexander skarsgard.


can you say dick sucking lips?


does it get any gayer?


why yes it does. lets see if it gets any gayer.


yep. someones going to a circuit party. and it looks like hes already got something up his ass to loosen him up.


and here we have some lucky bitch with a mouth full of lexi's cum ready to get that bottle jammed up his assed. this seems to be as gay as it gets but im holding out for a pic of his swedish dick buried in some dudes ass. and fyi you're supposed to pinch it!!!


should i go with the 10 inch dildo or the 11 inch?


you want to suck my cock.


now if youll excuse me i suddenly have the overwhelming urge to go find lexi and blow him.