So Maybe Cristiano Ronaldo Isn't The Gayest Individual On The Planet

after all he doesnt strut onto the soccer field dressed like catwomans gay little brother accompanied by a quartet of tranny henchwomen.


and last time i checked he doesnt shit pretty flowers.


though his jockstrap is pink which is definitely gayer than one with spikes. so i guess we'll call this one even.


though im still pretty sure if crissy and adam were a couple adam would be the one (happily) bending over.