So Much To Cum About Today

oh ashton kutcher. you may be a dick but im gay and i like dick. the kutch is getting his chest waxed and hes in so much pain i want to blow him to make it all better. cause blow jobs make everything better. am i right?



some sexy naked french poll vaulter named romain mesnil running around the streets of paris naked. did i say naked twice? good cause hes naked. sadly we dont get the cock but the ass is boner worthy.



but whats even hotter than that is watching the silver fux talk about it and wondering if hes hard.



funny and gay clip from some 80s brit show called comedy strip presents.



cant talk. too busy cumming.





and now let us shed a single cum drop for the finale of surf camp. i know what you're thinking. but whatever will i do without brennan?!?!?!?! the answer. i dont fucking know. i just dont fucking know.



but dont despair. cause that crazy bitch ryan has a blog now! if you seek ryan!! love the title. wish i had thought of it. and just to get you interested in it here is one of the funniest things i have seen in a while.



i intend to check his blog out frequently cause if ryan is the smart and horny fag i think he is he'll figure out a way to get those cute little ass cheeks of his on brennans cock. if he hasnt already. and i want all the dirty details!!

Surf Camp, Reese Rideout, And Gerard Butler Make For A Mind Blowing Orgasm

heres a little something to make you hard. remember surf camp? i totally forgot about that show until the other day and decided to look it up and was delighted to find these boner worthy treats.



especially this one. its surf camp uncut which basically means its nothing but ass.



brennan is still my fave. i totally want that canuck cock buried inside me.


so heres reesey-poo continuing to send fags across the country into cum shock. this boy shakes his ass like a cum hungry bitch waiting to be fucked stupid. something you'd think a straight boy couldnt do. dont get me wrong. im not saying hes gay. im just saying his ass is. he has a gay ass and it wants cock.



so here reese puts some beer bottles in his ass. well actually its just his mouth. but i bet when he turned off the camera he put the bottles in his ass. sure he zooms in on some girl to make us think hes straight. but im not buying it. course i could be wrong. maybe he thought about her when he fucked himself with the bottles.



and lastly this is from rocknrolla. some fag tells gerard butler what we all want to tell him. and the result is quite hilarious.



good fucks.

These Are The Things Currently Giving Me A Boner

the most beautiful man on the face of the fucking planet. this is the sexiest thing ever. im making ab do this for me.


i love brennan. hes just. i love him. hes so big and hunky. i want them to stop making fun of him. stupid queeny bitches.



he's so big. i want him to take me. i wan him to bend me over his enormous knees and spank me. i want him to force me on my knees and lick that beautiful bulge.



em asked for a review of this. so is it a must see? no. but its a jerk off vid so what do you expect? masturbation is kinda dull to watch. when two guys wanna get off together do they watch each other wank? no they blow each or play hide the sausage. but i still think that watching him fuck some bitch nice and hard will be a site to see.

so i will soon be watching skins and of course giving you guys one of my skins reviews accompanied by hot pics. this will most likely happen over the weekend. im going to wake ab up with a little sucky sucky so we can fucky fucky. my ass is bored and needs something to do. fuck something.