Monday, February 16, 2009

Happy ValenFuck

so i really didnt feel like doing anything special for valentines day and neither did ab. my parents were going away together for the weekend so we went to their house to have some alone time.

we didnt do much. no romantic dinner or candlelit fuck. we just sort of relaxed. did some skinny dipping and pool side fucking for the neighbors and walked around the neighborhood hand in hand. which is romantic enough for me. anyway we didnt really exchange gifts but i did give ab something kind of special. the key to my heart. well, no. it was the key to my place so he can cum and go as he pleases. the key to my heart is chace crawfords pretty pink penis and the keyhole is my ass.

but if this valenfuck wasnt sentimental enough for you dont worry. we promised each other next year (if i havent broken up with him yet) we'll go all out and celebrate properly. and the fucker better get me the key to my heart. i dont care how expensive kidnappers are.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awwwwwww.

dickophile said...

thats enough of that. ;)