Alex Pettyfucker

so for those of you out there who dont keep up with british hotties this is alex pettyfer.


lets lick his nipples.


can i touch it too?


cock tease.

Can Someone Have Gerard Butler Brought To My Room Bound, Gagged, And Hard As Rock? Please?

so unless youre an idiot you should know this is sometime spartan king and full time hunk gerard butler.


and thats gerrys crotch.


stop taunting me!!!! its cruel when you're not here for me to get on my knees and let you fuck my face.


dont you just love this face? dont you just want it munching away at your ass?


i hate jennifer aniston. first brad now gerry! im suffering from some serious pussy envy. i think ill go stick abs cock in my ass and have a good cry.

I'm Not Saying Joe Jonas Is Gay...

but he kind of is. just look at him.


which means this fag must be his boyfriend. lucky bitch.


i feel bad for joe. hes so obviously struggling to fight the urge to touch his lovers hand.


as you can imagine my asshole is just brimming over with rage for that twink on the lefts asshole. joe and his boyfriend are probably taking him home to double fuck him. i wish it was me. i feel so sad and empty.


but this makes me feel better.


now if youll excuse me im going to print that picture, roll it up, and stick it in my ass.

I Give You Chace Crawford Doing His Best To Make A Couple Of Old Queens' Holes Tatum

hes such a giver.

elton looks like this is the first time hes had a woody in decades.


and davids asshole has had such an intense orgasm hes clearly in a state of shock.


and heres whats making my mancunt happy. i know hes dead but i still want to sit on his face.


ta!

Something To Make Your Prostate Happy

so heres elliot titensor and his very suckable right nipple. im not sure about the left one.


and heres elliot soaking wet much like my pants which are soaked in ass-jizz.


wish i was there. can you imagine having sex on that beach?


fag.


blow job lips?


so gossip girl is finally back and im verrrrrry excited so to celebrate im going to go sit on chaces face. ta!

So Maybe Cristiano Ronaldo Isn't The Gayest Individual On The Planet

after all he doesnt strut onto the soccer field dressed like catwomans gay little brother accompanied by a quartet of tranny henchwomen.


and last time i checked he doesnt shit pretty flowers.


though his jockstrap is pink which is definitely gayer than one with spikes. so i guess we'll call this one even.


though im still pretty sure if crissy and adam were a couple adam would be the one (happily) bending over.

Everyman Has Played With At Least One Cock In His Life

so by now twifag kelly needs no introduction around here since im sort of obsessed with him.


and heres square-headed paul wesley.


and now for my two favorite games.

who looks gayer?


and....

whose hole is puckering?


kelly: so could you drop by my room later cause i really need some cock. paul: yeah no problem. anything for a fellow gay vampire.


and heres brit fag ed westdick at the same event.


and now that its a threesome kelly is lifting his leg to give paul and ed easier access to his ass.


and now i leave you knowing that somewhere right now kellys walking around with an ass full of ed and pauls cum.