Is It Weird That When I Saw This Photo I Shoved My Laptop In My Ass?

sadly that may be the closest ill ever come to having crissy inside me.


also why the fuck does crissy have to share the cover? with someone whos not even as hot as him?

p.s. have you seen elliot tittensors sex tape yet?

So. The Real Housewives Of New York City.

i dont even have words. it was just. is it weird that i almost cried? i didnt. but almost. cause i actually felt really bad for bethenny for all the shit shes dealing with. and usually when housewives are battling it out im giggling. just wow. and luann? with the tea and the car? the countess needs to find a cock to go play with and leave jill and bethenny alone. but yeah. the whole thing was simply epic. omny!!!! so maybe i do have some words. anyfuck.



discuss.

Dr. Who Is The Shit!

seriously. it was amazing. i was blown away. i wouldnt say it was the best episode ever. that would have to be blink or midnight. and i didnt like it as much as torchwood children of the earth. but still i loved it and i thought i was going to hate it. matt smith totally won me over and amy pond seems like she'll be a fun companion. plus im looking foward to seeing more of tom hopper cause hes really hot and i want to sit on his face.


though i cant help but thinking they need to give the doctor a male companion. dont get me wrong i love rose and martha and especially donna and amy seems cool but i think the doctors next companion should be a big strong man wholl bend him over and fuck the shit out of him. im sure pleasuring himself with the sonic screwdriver is getting old. anyway i really have no complaints. well actually i dont much like the new tardis or the new graphics in the intro. but other than that it was great.

and of course it helps that matts a poof.


move over john barrowman. theres a new fag in the whoverse.


so. what did you think? poll time!!

Bad Wolf!!

so this is the lust of my life jake gyllenhaal.


hes thinking about cock.


he clearly wants to stick that in his ass.


so this is steven mcqueen from vampire diaries. does this mean he likes to fuck doggy style? cause im already on all fours.


so apparently david beckham got injured which to me means i could more easily over power him and rape his cock with my ass.


i just have to get rid of her first.


well im off to watch the new doctor who.

Alex Pettyfucker

so for those of you out there who dont keep up with british hotties this is alex pettyfer.


lets lick his nipples.


can i touch it too?


cock tease.

Can Someone Have Gerard Butler Brought To My Room Bound, Gagged, And Hard As Rock? Please?

so unless youre an idiot you should know this is sometime spartan king and full time hunk gerard butler.


and thats gerrys crotch.


stop taunting me!!!! its cruel when you're not here for me to get on my knees and let you fuck my face.


dont you just love this face? dont you just want it munching away at your ass?


i hate jennifer aniston. first brad now gerry! im suffering from some serious pussy envy. i think ill go stick abs cock in my ass and have a good cry.

I'm Not Saying Joe Jonas Is Gay...

but he kind of is. just look at him.


which means this fag must be his boyfriend. lucky bitch.


i feel bad for joe. hes so obviously struggling to fight the urge to touch his lovers hand.


as you can imagine my asshole is just brimming over with rage for that twink on the lefts asshole. joe and his boyfriend are probably taking him home to double fuck him. i wish it was me. i feel so sad and empty.


but this makes me feel better.


now if youll excuse me im going to print that picture, roll it up, and stick it in my ass.

I Give You Chace Crawford Doing His Best To Make A Couple Of Old Queens' Holes Tatum

hes such a giver.

elton looks like this is the first time hes had a woody in decades.


and davids asshole has had such an intense orgasm hes clearly in a state of shock.


and heres whats making my mancunt happy. i know hes dead but i still want to sit on his face.


ta!

Something To Make Your Prostate Happy

so heres elliot titensor and his very suckable right nipple. im not sure about the left one.


and heres elliot soaking wet much like my pants which are soaked in ass-jizz.


wish i was there. can you imagine having sex on that beach?


fag.


blow job lips?


so gossip girl is finally back and im verrrrrry excited so to celebrate im going to go sit on chaces face. ta!

So Maybe Cristiano Ronaldo Isn't The Gayest Individual On The Planet

after all he doesnt strut onto the soccer field dressed like catwomans gay little brother accompanied by a quartet of tranny henchwomen.


and last time i checked he doesnt shit pretty flowers.


though his jockstrap is pink which is definitely gayer than one with spikes. so i guess we'll call this one even.


though im still pretty sure if crissy and adam were a couple adam would be the one (happily) bending over.