Who's Gayer: Cristiano Ronaldo Or Carson Kressly?

so now that we're talking about crissy again i thought it was about time i give you another post of half naked pics and vulgar bon mots.

so since crissy seams intent on staying in the closet with his russian girlfriend i thought id give him some pointers on how to seam less gay. for starters ditch the purse.

stop going on dates with your boyfriend. unless its me. also im not pissed about this cuntface going out with my crissy because hes really hot and i see a threesome in our future.

no more poolside orgys....

...without me. now whose dick should i ride first?

now for some advice on gay trolls. if you dont want them pestering you stop dressing like that. if youre walking around flaunting that bulge and that ass and all that gay they're going to try and buttfuck you.

but enough about the gay. lets stare at crissys best ass. i mean assets.

i just want to bury my face in it. and my cock. id think crissy was turning me into a top but based on the way my ass is tatuming id say im more versatile.

but before i fuck him i want to suck him dry. am i the only one who thinks crissys cum must taste like liquid gold sprinkled with fairy dust?

omg! omg!! omg!!! do you realize how close weve just come to seeing crissys bare ass?! i just want gnaw on that right cheek.

have you cum yet? if not heres some matt bomer to finish you off.

now excuse me while i go watch white collar.

Can I Just Slide My Ass In There Somewhere Please?

so here is matt bomer with some serious gay face.


and here is matt bomer with some serious gay kissing.


so if you, like me, thought there was even the tiniest possibility that bomey wasnt actually gay and that perez made it all up now we have proof. hes a big cock sucking, butt munching, dorothy befriending queen.

and this seems to be a week for confirmed homosexing cause i just found this vid of leo giamanni saying that hes bi and that hes starting to prefer guys.



and this one where he talks about hooking up with a guy.



so i guess my gay lisp theory was right!! but im kind of pissed cause apparently he was talking about being bi months ago. why didnt you guys tell me?! if a gay porn star or anyone for that matter admits to fucking guys off the clock i want to know about it! anyfuck im off to stick some fingers in my ass and pretend im getting double fucked by leo and bomey.

Stop The Fucking Presses!!!!!!

so this hot piece of wangbone (are you still out there moji??) is matt bomer.


and hes on this new show white collar which is fucking amazing.


and this is what he looks like shirtless.


and while i was watching it my ass was puckering. but it was a sad puckering cause of course hes straight and theres no way in hell my ass would get to suckle on his matt boner. right? wrong!!

because according to perez hilton not only is he gay but hes out too!!!! oh. my. wangbone.

now how he manages to be an out and proud homosexual without my knowing it i havent a clue. cause ive been ogling him for years now on traveler and chuck.

sadly according to perezy he has some big wig pr boyfriend. i cant find a pic of him but im telling myself hes old and ugly and matt will run away with me soon enough now that he has a job again and doesnt need to be a kept boy toy anymore.

interestingly bomeys wiki says hes friends with zachary quinto. they went to college together.

now i wouldnt want to imply that quinto is gay too.


not at all.


but. if youre going to experiment with homosex in college. why not do it with matt?



if you want to thank me matt give me a blow job and then use your spit as lube to fuck me.

and now some pics of my new lover.

someones in the perfect position to get his dick sucked.


or to blow this fag.


i hope hes not a bottom cause he sure looks like one here. someone could easily come up behind him and slide a dick in his ass.


shall we play whose hole is puckering? im guessing the sex & the city cocksucker on the left.


hes so dreamy!


those eyes are mesmerizing. i would let him fuck me in any orifice he wanted. he could fuck my nostrils if he wanted to. dont look at me like that. you know youd give him a nose job too.


whoever brings matty to me like this ill let you watch while he fucks me.


ta cunts!