Mason Wyler Says He's Fucked Up And JD Continues To Give Me Ass Envy

personally i think masons a genius. is it really so bad to think with ones cock and not with ones brain?



fucking right along. so how did i manage to miss this? apparently everyones favorite new gaylebrity was hanging out with some sexy porn stars earlier this month. and i feel like i must be the last to know. think they filmed anything? oh who the fuck cares. last thing i need is to be forced to watch this shit. not only did he allegedly fuck the silver fox but he probably blew that closeted baseball player and now hes rubbing shoulders and maybe even dicks with hot porn stars?! bitch is stealing my dream life!! i dont know if i should hate him or fuck him or both. hes just lucky it wasnt leo giamani cause then it would so be on! and by it i mean an orgy. or maybe i mean id fuck him up. or maybe i mean id let him fuck me up the ass. or maybe.....

Series 3 Of Skins Is Over. But On The Upside Kurt Wild Has A New Blog. Sadly He's Not Naked On It. I Think Skins Is Being A Bad Influence On Him.

so i watched the last two episodes of skins.....nowhere near as good as series one. not sure what i expected from this series but i did come into it with an open mind. but the granny race, pepper contest, and the serious lack of nudity when cookie was supposedly so keen to get his kit off really dragged this season down. and then every other minute i was forced to watch two chicks get it on which is totally lost on a gay guy. i just kept wondering how they "do it". cause i didnt see them bring any dildos into those woods. unless they were smuggling them in they're pussies. but anyway i wouldnt say this series was horrible just not excellent. in my opinion it was totally close to being as good as series 2. and again it helps that no one died. though cooks father did come close to killing him. speaking of i have to ask. considering they made us wait a whole series to learn about cooks family was this really the best they could do? sure it was interesting. and i totally wanted to blow cookie to make him feel better when his dad threatened to burn his face off. but still. they should have covered all this back in the beginning instead of cooks boring birthday party. then i might have found it more engrossing. but after all this time it didnt really tug at my heart strings the way all the shit with the parents in series one did. at least jj was his usual adorable and funny self. effie should just run off with him. anyway series 3 may not have been mind-blowing (seriously though no blow jobs in sight. the faggy emo had to settle for his hand.) but im totally watching series 4. lets just hope theres more nudity. cause that will totally help. and even if it sucks we can just look forward to the fact that come series 5 these bitches will all be gone and we'll get a new crop of bi-curious brits to play with.

moving on. are you out there moji? im sure you've already discovered this but just in case you havent kurt wild, bottom extraordinaire, has a blog! heres the exclusive interview he did for it.



i guess hes always a bit nervous. he probably only cums out of his shell when hes getting fucked with a big cock. in fact i think he should do all his interviews with a butt plug from now on to loosen him up and make him less nervous. would you like to be his butt plug moji?

anyway hes super adorable but he needs more cock on his blog. but then again everyone needs more cock on their blog. fuck you all!

Surf Camp, Reese Rideout, And Gerard Butler Make For A Mind Blowing Orgasm

heres a little something to make you hard. remember surf camp? i totally forgot about that show until the other day and decided to look it up and was delighted to find these boner worthy treats.



especially this one. its surf camp uncut which basically means its nothing but ass.



brennan is still my fave. i totally want that canuck cock buried inside me.


so heres reesey-poo continuing to send fags across the country into cum shock. this boy shakes his ass like a cum hungry bitch waiting to be fucked stupid. something you'd think a straight boy couldnt do. dont get me wrong. im not saying hes gay. im just saying his ass is. he has a gay ass and it wants cock.



so here reese puts some beer bottles in his ass. well actually its just his mouth. but i bet when he turned off the camera he put the bottles in his ass. sure he zooms in on some girl to make us think hes straight. but im not buying it. course i could be wrong. maybe he thought about her when he fucked himself with the bottles.



and lastly this is from rocknrolla. some fag tells gerard butler what we all want to tell him. and the result is quite hilarious.



good fucks.

Spring Bareback AKA The Bitch Is Back And Ready To Bend Over

no i didnt let ab cum in my ass. in fact i didnt even get any over spring break. sad i know. see i dont really like spring break. dont get me wrong i love being around drunken straight boys but there is a point where their company goes from boner worthy to annoying. plus they're always far more interested in the abundance of pussy running around. so while ab went off with his straight friends to get shitfaced and chase the puss and rm and rmgf went off with some of our other friends to do whatever straight couples do i decided to enjoy the solitude of my apartment. in other words cover every surface of it with cum. that is until my sister called and invited me to come and visit her. she broke up with her boyfriend a couple weeks ago and i was suspicious she just wanted me to come out so she could have someone to torture in his absence but engaging in mental warfare with her seemed more fun than spying on leo and his various hook-ups. is it wrong to listen at the door while hes fucking someone? the muffled moans are just too much to resist.

anyway turns out that even though i was hanging out with my bitch sister i had a better time than everyone else. see abs group of straight buds included mr ambiguous sexuality himself dn. ab had planned on just ignoring him and having a good time but that didnt work out for him. he said having to look at dn everyday put him in a bad mood and his straight friends were totally unsympathetic to the gay drama unfolding around them. and i dont think it helped that he wasnt getting laid. hes cranky when he doesnt have something to fuck.

as for everyones favorite straight couple apparently rm got really drunk and flirted with some chick in front of rmgf so she decided to dance with some hot shirtless guy and the next thing you know they spent the rest of their trip fighting. rm is now trying to make up for it with cunnilingus and home cooked meals. idiot. so while everyone else was totally wasting our week off i was getting along with my sister for the first time in...ever. sure she told me i looked sweaty and gross when she picked me up but i just asked her if she had put on any weight and i think it made her cry inside. other than that everything was perfect. including the hottie i sat next to on the plane ride home. he slept the whole time which was perfect cause it meant i got to stare at him the entire way. is it wrong i snuck pictures of him? dont answer that. anyway things are returning to normal now.

and by the way you have rmgf to thank for todays blog title. ab was talking to ax yesterday and apparently his spring break adventures included blowing some straight boy who was so drunk he didnt even remember it the next day, fucking some straight couple, and having a gang bang with six guys. he claims he used condoms but this is ax we're talking about which is why rmgf said he had a spring bareback. now if you'll excuse me ab and i are still making up for a week without sex. hes asleep but my ass is hungry and i think i can get him hard enough to stick it in. ta bitches.

So Much Shit To Talk About

so first off i will not be doing an official recap of the most recent skins. until we get some nudity back on the show consider me bored with it all. well, no, not bored. actually this was probably one of the best episodes yet since cookie monster managed to scare the shit out of everyone and reveal all their secrets causing effy to nearly kill the straight twin which of course ended with her going on the lam with cook. basically every thing is shit now. but without a nice flash of cooks sexy ass while he was fucking effy, or a flash of freddies ass while he was fucking effy, or really just a flash of anyones ass while they were fucking effy does any of that other shit even matter? no. it doesnt.

but it must be said that cook kind of comes out looking like the hero after this mindfuck of an episode. sure hes a wanker but if you consider that all the people who claim to find his behavior so horrible are either cheating on or want to cheat on their significant other cookie monster doesnt seem so bad. and when the shit has hit the fan who can effy turn to? freddie? nope. cook. so if i were effy i would get over that emo fag and start yanking cookies balls as a thank you. cause we all know how much he loves it when you pull his balls.

but dont even get me started on gossip girl. chuck and the hooker? really? serena wants to fuck a fag? i knew that guy was gay the moment he opened his mouth and cum spilled out. and why was it necessary for all the misunderstandings between nate and vanessa? if that episode where chuck tried to seduce v taught me anything its that vanessa isnt boring. her boyfriend just makes her seem boring. ever since he stopped trying to fuck his friends little sister the pretty pink penis has been seriously putting me to sleep. maybe putting it back in blair will fix things. like maybe he can get his clothes off again?

whatever. skins and gossip may not be giving me wood at the moment but here are some pics that are.

so this is really hot. and really gay. because basically organized sports is a conspiracy concocted by sports physicians, masseuses, and coaches to get really buff guys in all sorts of compromising positions. how much you want to bet athletes get weekly prostate exams? and yet this photo is no where near as gay as the next one.


now this is a gay photo. a blonde twink, a gay blow up doll, and a tranny.



even this guys think elliot tittensor looks gay.


so gay hes tempted to stick two fingers up the bitches ass. and elliots so excited he can stop himself from reaching for his cock.


if anyone knows who this is please tell me cause i tried googling him and i have no idea.



so this is a vid of that gorgeous straight boy from summer storm getting his ass spanked. its long and violent but so boner worthy. no actual sex but looking at this guys ass for ten minutes was enough to get me hard.

Which One Of You Bitches Was It?

so apparently one of you has decided to flee the world of cum. and i would like to know which one of you was it? did you think you could just abandon the dickophile and not pay the consequences? i order this deserter to reveal himself. his punishment is sucking ab off whenever i demand it. cause seriously it makes my jaw hurt.

Jingle Cock Is Back. And It's Not Even Christmas!

so jingle cock sent some more sexy pics for you guys. turns out hes from london which is cool cause i love foreign cock. and we all know i hope to move to ldn one day and sample the cocks out there belonging to the sexy footie players and buff rugger boys.

i hope you enjoy the pics but before you do i would just like to ask does no one else out there want to send me pics? id take an ass pic. or even one of perfectly formed pecs. come on!!! dont you want to share in the sense of pride jingle feels in knowing that fags the world over are wanking to the thought of feasting on his scrumptious cock? thats what i thought. im gonna go check my email right now!

Random Facts

1. rm and i have been trying to bond again and get our relationship back to where it used to be before that whole thing with ab. so this weekend he took me to the batting cages. which apparently is not some sort of sex club. i didnt have much fun since i hate balls and bats and having to play with them. wait. that came out wrong. anyway i spent most of the time staring at and groping rms ass. he didnt seem to mind but what did piss him off was when i flirted with the others guys. he doesnt like sharing.


2. so rmgf and i have been lusting after our new neighbor. lets call him leo. this guy is the hottest thing i have ever seen. he kind of resembles leo giamani. he has the dark hair and smoldering eyes but to be more specific they share the same rock hard abs. in fact his entire body bulges all over the place. its insane.


the other day rmgf and i were leaving to go to starbucks and he walked into the hallway wearing only his underwear. you cant understand how turned on we were. our tongues were literally on the floor but sadly they didnt get to go anywhere near his body. it was like torture. the only thing keeping his cock from us was a thin white layer of fabric. fucking fabric. fucking massively bulging fabric. sadly he seems to be straight. rmgf saw some girl walking out of his place looking freshly fucked. im surprised there wasnt cum dripping down her leg. lucky bitch. anyway this is what i have a fag hag for. rmgf promises to tell me how good he is in bed.


3. so i guess cause its been a while i can talk about it without getting in trouble. as you can imagine ab was pissed when he found out dn, his supposed best friend, slept with ax. he hadnt really been talking to him and then we saw him at a party at axs. dn kept trying to talk to ab so he confronted him and they started yelling at each other. luckily it didnt get physical. ax kind of got off the hook cause sadly ab has come to expect this from him but dn was supposed to be his friend so i think that one hurts him more. i feel bad for him but i think hes starting to get over it. i dont know if they'll be friends again but what happened is in the past now.


4. ab's mad at me. jock invited me to a party and ab had plans so i decided to go. hes mad and i guess i cant argue with him. i probably shouldnt have gone. well i know i shouldnt have.


but in my defense i broght rmgf with me to make sure i behaved myself. besides jocks girlfriend was with him and it was at his older brothers frat house which is like the last place hed try and fuck me since hes still buried deep in his closet. and the prospect of being at a party full of drunken horny frat boys was just too much for rmgf and i to pass up. anyway ive been making it up to him. one guess how. my ass helps me get away with everything.

Top Or Bottom?

please. hes probably more of a screamer than kurt wild. or even me. but seriously all sarcasm aside im almost jealous. i bet he hypnotizes straight boys with his ass and then hops on their cocks. i must get him to teach me his tricks.

This Post Is Shorter Than Most Of My Pic Posts. But Size Doesn't Matter, Right?

so first is the love of my life. the ultimate in rugger bugger hotness. james haskell.


can my ass be that ball? please? pretty please?


looks like a spot just opened up on his cock. and its mine!!


now we have footie player daniele de rossi. thats um...mouthwatering.


oh boy. remember what i said about size? fuck that. bigger is better.


broadway stud nick adams bulging all over. theater queens can be tops right? cause this boy was built to fuck.


and lastly heres a cup of morning joe for you.