Sexy Emails

why is it that, with the exception of The Simpson, all the sexually explicit emails I've been getting lately are from anonymous chicks advertising god knows what? every time i open my inbox to find its empty im saddened until i see i have spam! there used to be a time when i enjoyed getting spam. come on now. i know someone else out there has the balls to send me some hot pics. question is which one of you will it be? and when? please make it soon. this place is a lot more fun when there's pics to post. and it'd be nice if the next gap between pics wasn't around 20 days.