Here's Something To Make Your Eyes Cum

so since only one of you pussies found some balls attached to the dick in your twat i find myself with nothing to put on here. so once again i must resort to slaving over a pic post to keep my readers entertained. its been far too long since ive done a pic post so i hope you fuckers enjoy.

so here we have model hottie jessie pavelka summoning me to bed to ride his dick until i cum all over those rock hard abs of his.


look at the bulge!! is it just me or does jessie look like hes getting blown by an invisible fudge packer? is that fudge packer dickophile the superfag? yes. it is. in addition to having the strength of a thousand twinks i can turn invisible so as to have my way with uptight and sober straight boys.


then again. maybe hes not so straight? heres jessie with his friend and fellow model matus valent.


i assume matus wheres this to give jessie easy access when they enjoy a little male bonding.


i wonder if i can get ab to pose like this for me....


rain or a bunch of horny gays cumming all over him?


so this is sexy rugger bugger dick bigger er dan biggar. though im sure he has a big dick.



and im sure hes not gay.


and im sure that empty glass isnt for his man friend to cum in so he can drink it.


and im sure he looks really gay here by accident.


and im sure hes not about to engage in a threesome just to see this guy naked. even if he is positioning himself to get fucked.


funny. sometimes after i get fucked really hard i curl up in a ball too.


heres another hot rugger fucker. ben cohen.


from what i can tell ben is running away from a pack of cum hungry fags who wish to use their cute little pink asses to suck the cum out of him. where do i sign up to join these fags? i love the uniforms.


lets move over to the world of football. here we have francesco totti whos dick seems to be in pain. perhaps i should kiss it with my ass lips and make it better?


heres french hottie louis garrel. i have somewhere you can stick that finger louis!


and that tongue!


but only if i can stick my dick in there.


have you guys seen love songs? its really fucking boring but louis makes out with a hot boy in it. alot. he fucks him too but this isnt one of those dirty french movies so sadly we dont get to see that. still if you like louis as much as i do the kissing makes it totally worth watching.


but again. not a dirty french film. so dont expect to see his gorgeous ass in it.


and dont expect to see him on all fours getting fucked either.


as we all know im not into water sports but still. its a pic of his dick.


nice balls! can we get chace crawford to go make some movies in france for a while instead of that footloose thing?


and finally here are some pics from some 70s italian film version of the canterbury tales. yes this ass is nice. but trust me it is not the main attraction of this movie.


no. this is the reason that this movie is in my mind the greatest movie ever. sure i havent seen the actual movie but. i dont need to. i can just look at this dick and tell its the greatest movie ever.


now im sure you're thinking this dick is a fake but apparently its real.


and its not even hard here so who the fuck knows how big it gets.


sure the guy is the definition of fugly.


but with a dick like his i think we should all just take a page out of this lucky bitches book and do the fucker doggy style. so if anyone is interested his name is martin whelar. i belive hes actually british even though the film was italian. so if anyone plans on being in england anytime soon perhaps you should look martin up. i know what you're thinking. its been a few decades so by now hes all old and gross but. like i said. do the fucker doggy style. you wont notice his wrinkly skin.


and finally i just have to ask that if any of my readers have a dick like this i order you to send me a pic. now.


hope you guys enjoyed. now go fuck someting.