Mojo Called Me Out And Now My Inner Georgina Is Gonna Bend Him Over And Spank Him

so i was gonna answer this in the comments but decided mojo should take his spanking publicly.

so this is the first part of mojis comment on this post.

at least your mom didn't see your man's dick and then go down on him. JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

haha. okay this is admittedly funny though it has put a very disturbing image in my head. im already fucking my father. i dont need to throw my mother in the mix too.

and here is the rest of his comment.

I'M NOT EVEN IN YOUR LINKS ANYMORE! For shame dickypoo. I thought we were better than that lol

okay so is your wangboner so big its obstructing your view of the computer screen? your link is right where its always been. you just have to click show all. my links put the most recent posts first and since you have no feed yours is always at the bottom. and at least you have a link on my blog. do i have one on yours moji??? no! i dont! and have i ever once complained? no! so fuck you moji!

p.s. thanks for that hot new leo scene. you always know how to make me cum all over myself. kisses. love you bitch.

Thinking Made Kelly's Brain Hurt And Monday's Gossip Girl Finally Convinced Me That I Want Armie To Hammer My Ass.

warning this is a telly post. if you dont want to listen to me rant like a school girl about all the shows giving me wood this week than move right along.

so i didnt get to watch gossip girl on monday and instead watched it last night along with 90210 and the real housebitches of nyc. and after the marathon of awesomeness that ensued i just may make a habit of it.

first the housewives. watching kellys brain spasm pretty much gave me the biggest cum shot of my life. really. watching two women has never given me as much pleasure as that fight did. i dont know if this was faked or not but. wow. here's a taste.



so basically kelly is...kelly cant really be put into words. but ill try. so to break this down for you in gossip girl speak kelly is georina, bethenny is blair (but slightly nicer), and this whole thing can only end one way...



speaking of gossip girl. how uh-fucking-mazing was that episode????? armie hammer shirtless? yes please!!

i really want to suck on those nipples. they're calling out to me.


and this is where im about to put my ass on his face. see how happy it makes him.


serena you know i love you. when you fucked nate (who looked especially hot last night) i admired you. when you made love with dan i was slightly perplexed as to why you gave up the pretty pink penis for that hairy beast but he looks like a spanker so i understood. but if you dont get your hands off my man i will pull that blonde hair right out of your head!!


fucking on. so if you ever wanted to know what magical word turns a recently reformed bad girl back into her bitchy self its blair. just remind her what evil, conniving, backstabbing slut had her banished from her kingdom and all that revolting niceness disappears. at least thats what they'd like us to think. turns out next week shes being nice to blair. yuck!



but whether her evil side comes out to torture blair or the shows newest villainess poppy i dont really give a shit. as long as georgy unleashes her evil on someone, anyone, ill be happy.

speaking of evil. what the fuck is going on with 90210? over the last few weeks its gotten really good. between silver going bi(polar), donna martin totally living up to her reputation (i never watched the old show but everyone seems to cream themselves over donna), and most importantly liam making my hole twitch (he talks and i cum) i find myself suddenly enjoying this show. and dont even get me started on naomis sister. shes a crazy bitch who sleeps with her little sisters boyfriend and while that totally sounds like something my sister would do to me i love the bitch. keep it up 90210!!

My Mother Saw My Boyfriend's Dick: A Cock-tionary Tale By Tim Frix

so heres a piece of advice. next time you decide to walk around your boyfriends apartment naked check to make sure his mothers not there first. especially if the night before your boyfriend told you his mother was coming over to take him to brunch. sure you may have been too busy nursing a hang over to think rationally but guess what? your boyfriend doesnt give a fuck!

but seriously. why do these fucking things always happen to me?! cause if it wasnt already awkward enough my mother saw my boyfriend dripping wet covered only by a towel things are even more awkward now that shes seen his dick. the dick he uses every night to fuck her son until he cums all over himself like a little bitch. oh and to add insult to injury when he realized his folly and turned to walk back into my room he did so slowly. as though he wasnt even embarrassed. and then, to top it all off. he. scratched. his. ass. so as you can imagine brunch was extremely uncomfortable. i spent most of the time in silence, hoping my mother wouldnt bring up the events that had just transpired. she on the other hand talked. and talked. and talked. hoping to avoid some sort of awkward conversation lull. fun times!

and of course when i got home i found no sympathy. ab thought it was funny, i can only assume rm agreed with him since he was too busy laughing his ass off to express his thoughts on the issue, and my sister simply wondered aloud how long it had been since my mother had seen a cock. rmgf was the only one who felt my pain as her mother once saw rm naked. though it was under different circumstances as he was on top of rmgf at the time.

so, have you guys ever had a parent see your boyfriend naked? howd you deal with it? live in complete denial or face it head on? and do you agree with rmgf that i should just be grateful that when my mother finally saw my boyfriend naked his dick was flaccid and hanging between his legs as opposed to being hard and balls deep in my ass? cause personally i think i would have preferred it in my ass than her actually seeing it.

well if you'll excuse me rm sounds like a hyena when he laughs and its annoying me. so i think ill go smother him with a pillow. or my ass.

LC's Leaving But Who The Fuck Cares? Kristin Cavallari Is Back!!

so perez hilton says that krisin is coming to the hills and i could not be happier! kristin was the hottest bitch in laguna! and all the boys wanted to fuck her puss which of course means i wanted to be kristin. and while i finally accepted lc as the resident reality tv queen i could not be happier that the old queen is back for her crown!!! cause really any guy that lauren ever had kristin blew him first. so while you cream yourselves with excitement let us take a walk down memory lane.



so do you think speidi is scared? cause im pretty sure kristin will chew them up and spit them out. and what hot boys will she hook-up with? oh the possibilities.

What The Fuck Did They Do To Georgina?!

this is all blairs fault. and im sorry honey but as much as i love you i will never forgive you for this fuckery. birds are chirping for fucks sake!! this better be an act. some sort of plot to destroy blair by seducing chuck with her good girl act. cause unless she eats those chirping birds alive heads will roll!!! i want the old georgina sparks back!

Does Anyone Else Want To Fuck Asher Roth? Cause I Do!

i cant help it. hes just sooo cute! and dirty. like a straight me!! i dont know how it happened. it just snuck up on me. he went from some twinky looking pothead to this hot piece of meat i cant stop obsessing over.

show us the cock! show us the cock! show us the cock!



so you're the best at sex? prove it roth! fuck me so hard my roommate hears my screams, walks in on us, and then larks on his go-kart! gay sex makes him squeamish.



you're so fucking hot asher! please fuck me! please! you'll love my ass more than college!



blow jobs make bad days better! ask my boyfriend!



okay. sorry. had to get that out of my system. moving on. here are some hotties on swedens got talent. no cock but plenty of ass.



sorry if this post is lame. lots of utube lately. keep meaning to do a pic post but frankly im just too lazy at the moment.

Edie's Not Really Dead, Right? She Faked Her Death, Right? She's Cumming Back, Right?!

i was in denial until today. kept hoping that it was all a dream. or that maybe she would be in a coma. but just like that edie britt went out not with a bang but with a whimper. sure it was the whimper of a woman enjoying some hunk eating her puss out. but still. i guess i just always figured if they ever really killed edie she'd die in an explosion or maybe at the hands of susan. not in some weird car crash/electrocution. it was nice though getting to see the nice-ish side of edie. but it was a huuuuuge mistake to kill her off. cause whos gonna get all those flaccid, neglected dicks on wisteria lane hard now? speaking of dick. travers got hot! but is anyone surprised edie's son turned out to be hunk? so, do we think he likes the cock as much as his mom did? he is in an all boys school after all. and from what i hear those boys are all a bunch of queens.

and speaking of queens was bitches & sluts a total let down or what? sure we got this hot kiss...



but i am pissed b&s passed up the opportunity for what could have been a groundbreaking move towards equality. or at least jerk-off material for me. not only was it cruel to tease us like that it was fucking unbelievable. we all know scotty and kevin are both bottoms so you know neither one of them is satisfied in this sham of a marriage. and there is no way their twitching holes would let them turn down chads offer to bend them over and fuck them into oblivion. besides, scotty and kevin should not be allowed to even think about saying no to a guy that hot. if anything it should have been the other way around. cause truth be told i never understood chad's attraction to kevin. or scottys for that matter. sure its sweet to show a plain gay like kevin get all these sexy guys but we all know in real life chad and scotty would be fucking each other and they wouldnt even give kevin a second glance. dont deny it. the gays dont watch this show for kevin. we watch it to see what cock hes gonna get to ride next. and the fact that he didnt ride chads tonight is inexcusable. fuck that show and fuck you all.

OMFG! Jason Lewis Is Back On Brothers & Sisters!!!

i dont know how this managed to fly under my gaydar but apparently jason lewis is on tonights episode of bitches and sluts. so could it be? is chad finally cumming back to chase scotty off and be with kevin?!?! i love scotty and all but come on! its jason lewis. and i never really got over the fact that they put kevin with gay face scotty over jason "fuck me" lewis. it was just so unbelievable. there is no way you let go of that hunk after your ass cheeks clamp down on that cock. its smith for fucks sake!! if we're really supposed to believe kevin is a smart, levelheaded gay man then there is no way hed have let chad get away so easily. anyway heres hoping hes back for good. or at least long enough to fuck kevin. and just in case they dont fuck lets remember the good old days.

Has Ryan Finally Given Up Drag?

not sure. but hes all man in this video and im glad. id almost forgotten how hot he is.



if ryan makes me want to cum then susan boyle makes me want to cry. not that i would ever do such a silly thing. rm on the other hand was blubbering like a little bitch.


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The Silver Fux Explains That It's Hard To Talk When You're Teabagging

speaking of teabagging do we think jd has big balls?



so you may be asking yourself the question "does it get any better than andy coopy talking about teabagging?!" well yes. it does. heres rush limbaugh working himself into a tizzy and saying the word teabagging a few hundred times.



in other news mason wyler continues to make my hole pucker and my cock leak.



he may be a bit um...eccentric but hes a hot fuck so im okay with it.



look! cody cummings! hes totally straight but surprisingly and refreshingly candid about enjoying getting blow jobs from men. and his interviewer confirms what we've always suspected. at least half the gay-for-pay boys are really gay and big nelly bottoms. speaking of bottoming i gotta admit while i cant wait to see him fuck a guy watching him eat pussy is another thing that makes my hole pucker. blowing a dude seems to be something hed rather not do but i hope he doesnt mind eating a little ass!



thanks gay daily hot!

so heres leo giamani. if he knows whats good for him he'll arrange a threesome with me and mason soon. otherwise we may be forced to strap him down and take turns on his cock. hes super cute in this interview. i thought he was straight caused hes fucked the puss on cam but he has the slightest and most adorable gay lisp ever so who knows. is there such a thing as straight-for-pay? and where does the gay lisp come from anyways? sucking too much cock?



but back to talking while teabagging which the latter half of this video shows is actually not that hard to do.



it is however hard to talk with a mouth full of cock. especially if its jds huge dick!