Dollhouse

not a slam dunk (did i get that right? is there another kind of dunk?) but i liked it. i just want more tahmoh!! thoughts?

Make It Stop!

crissy. is. mine. bitch!!!!

Judging By The Lack Of Comments I Guess You Guys Didn't Like My Skins Post. Whatever. Fuck You. You Totally Don't Deserve This Post.

we'll start off with my all time favorite gossip girl moment. ive watched it over and over wishing that stupid bitch would disappear and imagining what it must feel like to have chace right on top of you, his pretty pink penis thisclose to your ass.....


lets hop across the pond to lust after christian cookes pretty pink lips. anyone else watch demons just for him?


mitchy!


so this is spartan. hes on the uk version of gladiators but i believe he is american.


and he plays american football. its so funny that straight men like playing with balls as much as we do.


im so jealous of that stupid bald bitch. and the hottie watching seems to be too. that smile totally says im laughing on the outside but on the inside i want to kill that fucking cunt touching my sparty! whatever. lets take his shirt off.


much better!


im in lust.


some hot thing on some show called diet tribe. i love pictures like this. hes just waiting for me to give him a blow job.


taylor kitsch is sex incarnate.


and lastly phillip olivier driving his gay fans nuts by getting a blowjob from a guy in some movie.


the guy is ugly so phillip is fucking his face so we dont have to look at him.


this is one of the hottest things i have ever seen. but its also disturbing and violent. still its fucking hot so i suggest you go here immediately and download it.


your welcum!

Effie Doesn't Do Doughnuts. She Does Drugs.

if you dont watch or like skins you probably wont want to read my long live blog after the jump.



so we're seven minutes into the new skins and ive decided to try live blogging. so lets see we just met thomas who arrived from africa, speaks french, and chased some punks off that were beating some shop owner. his kindness was repaid with doughnuts. he then met effie and pandora at a bus stop where pandora ate his doughnuts and then quickly threw them up. he is now carrying pandora down the street over his back. thomas has just made skins good again.

thomas had his hand on pandoras ass. are they the shows newest couple?

effie just caught her mum fucking steve. steve is not effies dad. uh oh!

thomas just introduced himself to effies blanket clad mum and steve. i love thomas!

the scary gangster who used to work in an office is back and he just punched thomas!

so the anorexic gangster is being mean to thomas because thomas is living in his flat which thomas thought was empty.

thomas needs 300 pounds by desperate housewives on thursday! hes screwed.

thomas said his mother is a very fussy lady but its okay because he has a job now. okay im bored with the live blogging now.

thomas is the janitor at the skinners school!

thomas is flirting with the lesbian twin. its a waste of time you cheeky bastard!

the tall blond teacher wants to wang his disc in another teachers box. and no hes not talking about sex.

thomas is great and all but where's cock and when is he finally going to get his cook out?

pandora forgot her tail and thomas is crying and since i still havent seen cook im crying too.

im not sure but i think pandoras aunt makes tea with marijuana.

yep. its marijuana tea. and thomas looks like he just figured out how to make 300 pounds by desperate housewives thursday.

pandora doesnt seem to understand that thomas is going to be selling weed not tea.

she gets it now. shes also getting kissed by thomas. i knew it. they make a cute couple.

so i guess steve is friends with effies father.

effies dad invited steve over for a drink and effie is pissed. her mother better be careful.

it wasnt steve at the door it was thomas and pandora. they've been snogging.

yay cook!

everyones selling weed at an underground party!

oh no! thomas is in trouble with the anorexic gangster!

things just got awkward between the lesbian twin and the girl she kissed and apparently wants to kiss again. only the girl isnt a lesbian even though she has an ellen haircut.

thomas is rapping in french.

thomas has to eat really hot peppers or the anorexic gangster will beat him take his money and rape the women. thomas is smiling.

thomas just ate a handful of the peppers!!!!!

the gangster just ate a handful and shit himself. thomas wins!

everyone is getting high and thomas is eating doughnuts.

thomas was about to surf and turf pandora but his mother is here. oh well.

his mother saw everyone drinking, effie about to fuck cook even though shes been making googily eyes at freddie and pandorra walking around in the nude. his mother wants him to pack his bags. bye thomas!

thomas made this show interesting but now hes going home and pandora is crying.

so next week looks good. cook fucks effie and im a happy gay.

this was fun but im never live blogging again. takes up too much time. look at caps here. and watch the show here. ta!

I'm Blair, AX Is Serena, And We Met Up To Discuss AB, Who's Nate, Fucking Him While DN, Who's Chuck, Watched. Are You Confused Mac? Cause I Am.

which do you think is more complicated. fucking in the back of a moving car or fucking on a bar stool? whatever. so i was supposed to write this yesterday but i didnt cause i didnt feel like it. and no im not apologizing.

okay so i met up with the cum hungry whore (aka ax) on tuesday. the purpose of our meeting was to use my infamous skills of manipulation to get the bitch to squeal on what he knows about dn and ab possibly hooking up. so we met up and got the usual chit chat out of the way. and by that i mean him regaling me with some story about jock fucking him in the bathroom of some mall. they're gross. whatever.

so first i ask if ab has mentioned our resent problems involving his failing to mention that dn was involved in what rmgf has started calling the car sex scandal (css). he said ab had mentioned something about it but he didnt know the whole story. i explained that i got pissed off when i found out that dn apparently likes sticking his dick in boys as much as girls when ab had said he was straight. ax said it wasnt that big a deal and that he didnt think dn was interested in ab or even knew that ab had been into him. and that if he did know he didnt care. so i was like you dont think theyve ever hooked up? and he said no. he said that from what he knows the only times dn has hooked up with guys its been random twinks he wont have to deal with again. usually because its convenient.

so then i went in for the good stuff. he was hesitant at first but admitted he had fucked dn once. he said it was hot sex and that it was probably dns first time fucking a guy in the ass. and he said dn kept calling his ass his pussy. stuff like you like my cock in your pussy? not that ax minded. i could just see his ass hole puckering while he described it. he swore it happened after he broke up with ab but the reason they broke up was because ax cheated and i wouldnt be surprised if he was lying. i actually feel kind of bad for ab that his supposed best friend would fuck his ex. this is why hes a douche nozzle. but i wasnt surprised since after talking to my sister i pretty much suspected they had hooked up. ab never told me the specifics of the css but im pretty sure ax is the one that started it. dont get me wrong. ab is adventurous, but im sure ax is the one that started the whole thing and im positive it was because he was trying to turn dn on.

anyway after our chat i now believe that ab was telling the truth about nothing else happening with dn and its obvious to me that he was definitely not thinking about ab that night. plus all of this happened before we even met so it doesnt seem worth it to keep obsessing over it. so ive decided to forgive him and have chosen not to retaliate by fucking jock even though its totally fair. he still has to pay for lying to me but im just gonna have to accept that he has a past even though hes basically my first everything. and as long as he didnt fuck dn im just gonna have to trust him when hes around him the same way i trust him when hes around ax just like he has to trust me every time im around jock or really just when im around any hot guy i encounter. at least thats what rm says but then again what the fuck does he know?

so thats the end of that and we will never mention this whole sordid incident again. unless its to hold over abs head. cause this is like a get out of jail free card for me. so just in case i ever do anything to really piss him off i get to whip this out and beat him across the face with it like he does to me with his cock. arent relationships fun?

So I Guess Someone Figured Out That Whole If You See Thing A Long Time Ago

it doesnt seem as cool now that i know someone came up with it in the 80s. still britneys is better.

Danilo Gallinari Is 6'9'' And The New Love Of My Life

fuck ab. i want this guy. can you imagine how big his cock is? can you imagine how it would feel? just imagine. no wait. dont. your ass will break. instead imagine his finger. that wont hurt. much.

Here You Go Confused But Still Horny Loyal Reader (aka CBSHLR)

so mac (aka cbshlr) seems to be a little well confused by all the initials. so ive given you all a nice cheat sheet over to the right of whos who in the dickophiles world. if you ever get confused about the difference between ab (my boyfriend) and ax (my boyfriends ex boyfriend) or anyone else just check that. okay your welcum. fuck you. and me. ta!

My Sister Is Evil. But Like Patty Hewes Her Powers Can Occasionally Be Used For Good.

so ab came over and apologized again. i called him an inconsiderate ass, he said i was overreacting and that if he can deal with me living with rm who im always coming on to and who i maybe kinda admitted i used to a very long time ago so long i pretend it never happened had a thing for (purely sexual i promise you. rm is like a porn star. he gives/gave me sexual pleasure. nothing more. i know him to well to fall in love with him or even have deep feelings for him like ab had for dn. plus unlike dn hes straight, involved, and spends more time these days with ab than me. if you aks me hed fuck ab before hed fuck me.) then i should have to put up with his stupid fucking douche friend. then i called him a cheat and he swore he never cheated. i said he was full of shit he said id flirt with anything that moves and after lots of expletives and me telling him to get the fuck out i found myself pushed up against the fridge. a tongue down my throat and a finger in my ass. ah love. i mean lust.

so after the sex i kicked him out but he came back the next day to watch some game thingy that happened on sunday with rm and some other friends. rmgf and i fled. usually a group of straight boys on a testosterone high would be our wet dream but their friends are not as attractive as they are so we have no incentive to tolerate them.

so yesterday (monday) i called my sister. shes cheated on every boyfriend shes ever had and has even fucked a friends boyfriend. and she gets away with it most of the time. so i figured she could give me a cheaters insight. she theorizes that ab is telling the truth and that he probably hasnt fucked dn. which i maybe kinda thought was true. but the interesting thing is that she said i was so obsessed with the idea that dn was lusting after my boyfriend i was completely ignoring the fact that he might have been lusting after ax. hes definitely closer to a twink than ab is which seems to be dns type. plus im sure dn is a top. abs not bending over for anyone. ax on the other hand would take it up the ass from a horse. as long as hes hung like a....well you know. and while it might have been wishful thinking the more i thought about it the more i realized that there was some possibility that ab was telling the truth about nothing else happening with dn. and it was especially possible that i was wrong in thinking that dn wanted to fuck ab when he may have really wanted to fuck ax. so i decided to go to the source. ax. i knew it might take some stroking to get him to cum out with the truth. but if anyone would know if ab hooked up with dn it would be ax. hes known them longer and seems to have the dirt on everyone in their group. and he loves to brag so i didnt think itd be too hard to get him to admit that he fucked dn. dn may be a douche but hes a hot douche. id screw him and i know ax would. so i called him up and asked him if hed like to meet up for coffee or something. more on that tomorrow. my fingers are tired. theyve had a busy night if you catch my drift.

Was His Wife There?

i forgot to mention you should watch them in high quality. especially the second one where hes dancing around in a thong. its much hotter.