Monday, January 5, 2009

The Brittish Make Me Horny (This Includes A Skins Rant, Bear With Me)

where to start. well last week i finally watched the skins finale. yep after all the posts ranting about the show i put off watching the finale for several months. why? even though i said i enjoyed the season (and i did. sorta) those bitches went and killed chris. and then. well i took a break from the show looked back on series 2 and realized it was shit. compared to series 1, the second series was a right shit. sure things like seeing mitchy hewys ass and seeing nicky houltys ass and seeing anwar dressed as mitchy and having sketch and pandora around satiated me for a while but after they killed chris i opened my eyes and realized they fucked the show up. they turned tony into an amnesiac which was fun for a while but got old, they sent cassie off to new york, they killed chris, knocked up jal (which would have been okay if they hadnt killed chris but they did. they killed him), and they didnt pay enough attention to maxxies love life. a chav boy snog and a twinky boyfriend who appears for all of two seconds do not a love life make. and then when i finally watch the finale i thought yay!! they fixed it. tony and sid stealing a coffin? yes! maxxie and anwar and the whathisface boyfriend running off to london? love it!! even though they left sketch behind. but then just when they lulled me back into a state of skins bliss they fucked it up. tony and michelle? they broke up. or not. i dont know what that shit was. and in the biggest fuck you to the audience or at least to me they didnt even show us if sid found cassie. i think he may have but then again. its sid. hes slow. he may not have seen her. i dont know i just wasnt satisfied. they killed chris for fucks sake!!! anyway how did you guys feel? i guess it doesnt matter. cause its out with old and in with the new.

at least the new boys are hot.





and look. a trailer!!



and the fuck scene in the bathroom? oh my god!! the old skins may be dead but long live the new skins!!!! (even if the boys all seem to be straight).

in other news. we have a new doctor too. and hes young. and possibly hot. i cant decide.

he does look dashing.



and why not have a young doctor? (hes 26 which is like the youngest ever) i was in love with christopher eccleston, but david tennant did nothing for me. sure i liked him as the doctor but if we're talking sex i would have passed. this one on the other hand intrigues me.


and even though his hotness is admittedly in question i can totally see those lips sucking on my cock and frenching my ass.


but since i cant decide for sure that means a poll!!! the old one was fun. 13 voted. 1 agreed with me and thought seeing our fave tops bottom ruined their hotness. 3 accepted it. and 9 thought it was hot. these 9 of course were tops who like the idea of making a butch top their bitch. cant blame them. but now i wanna know if you'd like to make the new doctor your bitch. are we looking forward to 2010 or are we glad hes not taking over just yet? anyway. gossip girl tonight! so im a happy boy.

update: heres the matt smith interview. he seems very flabbergasted :) hes cute but he must get a haircut!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

pffft. I'm not feeling these new bitches. While Sid was in the states he should have ditched cassie and brought it on home to Mojo!

Am I the only one who thought Sid was way adorable? hahaha

Anonymous said...

2nd season of Skins wasn't at all the same as the 1st, it just seemed to have lost "something". Took me a while to admit it though.

I liked David Tennant at first but after a while he got a bit too gimicky with his teeth clicking and Converse shoes. I'm watching the Doctor Who Christmas special tonite. Yay!

I think I voted that I thought it was OK when tops become bottoms, but I think my actual answer would be that I don't mind as long as they look like they genuinly enjoy it. They might be faking it, but what do I care as long as they fake it well enough for the camera.

dickophile said...

moji - adorable? yes. fuckable? no. sorry. but thats okay. you take sid, ill take tony and everyones happy.

em - yeah. its hard to admit it when a good show lets you down.

he is a bit obnoxious but i dont mind. it seems to work. and when donna was around the two of them together was really funny. it was nice not having all the heartbreaking romantic drama. i already saw the x-mas special. it was amazing! all ill say is the female villain was brills.

some of them fake it. but some of them i get the feeling maybe they're lying when they say its their first time bottoming and they've done it before. and loved it!

dickophile said...

moji - its okay. sexy can come in an unconventional package sometimes.