Summer Storm

so i just watched summer storm and it was kind of depressing but i didn't cry thank god. i didn't like the ending because the main gay, tobi, didn't end up with either guy. he did spend the night with whatshisface but then at the competition the little whore was checking some other guy out. but i read some guys comment and he said the message was something about relationships only lasting for a little while like the summer but friendships lasting forever and tobi and achim did make up so i guess thats what they were going for. essentially turning the spice girls song into a movie. and while i still wish they had made it perfectly clear either way if he and whatshisface ended up together, i kinda like that they didn't cause in my head i like to think that eventually he got that tease achim to fuck him and they lived happily ever after. anyone got any suggestions as to what gay film i should watch online next? i would prefer something with an r rating, meaning nudity and lots of sex. or even a little sex. and if you hadn't guess a film with subtitles is acceptable. something french maybe? if you have a suggestion also tell me where to find it as finding films online is a bitch sometimes.

Vids To Take Your Dick Out To

i don't think im gonan get to those other pics tonight so i hope these will tide you over.

emmerdale hotness luke tittensor, brother to shameless star elliot.



i wish all commercials were like this.



wwbd?

Hot Boys Make Everything Better So Take Your Dick Out And Get Happy

before the pics i'd just like to say thanks for making the sign off poll a better success than the last one i did. with fourteen days left i already have 12 votes. thats one more vote than the last poll. and you guys are commenting again. please keep it up so it doesn't feel like i'm only doing this blog for myself.

so first we have tyler bachtel. a gorgeous model. he doesn't look good in those jeans. he should take them off.


some people have fuck me eyes. he has a fuck me face.


oh come on. stop teasing.


here we have rafael nadal. or rather rafael's ass.


don't be bashful. you don't need that towel. show that hot ass off.


better.


model benjamin godfre.


i love him.


i want him to fuck me.


model david gandy.


soooo pretty.


oh i'm coming baby.


you don't need to take a shower. i'll lick you clean.


this is not his good side. his front is his good side. turn and face us sweety.


actually this is his good side too.


for fuck's sake. if you're gonna do full frontal use some light!!


whoever made underwear should be tarred and feathered.


eddie wray from some uk reality show called find me the face. its got something to do with models but not sure what. i think they're supposed to be amateurs. someone from the uk care to elaborate?


or bring him to me?


some mr. croatia 2007 contestants.


i want to go to croatia.


i want to get fucked in croatia.


i want to do that in croatia.


orgy in croatia!


i posted a couple of these cristiano pics but i found more.


and even if they were the same ones would you really care?


why can't he walk around his pool naked? its not like anyone is gonna see....



i dont think these pics will ever get old.


i love you cristiano!!!!


another fave. channing tatum.


do you think he's sexy?


im gonna crawl in there while he's sleeping.


well thats all i got. im gonna work on another one soon and get it up either tonight or tomorrow if i can. frix out!

Effy Fixed Everything

effy seems to have taken over as the manipulator in the stonem family. or the puppet master. she kept things together as her mother fell apart, her brother lounged around in his emergency pants, and her father ran off to, wherever. but back to tony. how long do you think the writers will be able to find reasons to get him naked?


i can think of a few......


i wonder if he would let me lick his chest.


anyway it was another amazing episode. i wish i had found more caps but frankly this was the best scene anyway so it doesn't matter. other fun things about this episode: effy managed to light a fire under sids ass so he'd go and fight for his woman. or as effy's new best friend pandora would say, fight for his whore. why is she a whore? because she discovered the power of the pussy! but it was only momentary and by the end of the episode cassie and sid made up. funny scene with chris as well. what else....oh michelle and tony are back together too. well sort of. they didn't make out on a couch like sid and cassie but michelle did tell tony she loves him so that was good. and pandora was of course a blast. hope she sticks around and has a part next season when effy and her friends are supposed to take over. can't wait for next week. jal's episode last year was probably my favorite. i hope its as good this year. good night and good fucks.

Tony Can Fuck Again!!!!

so this is a bit late but fuck it. its my blog and ill post it a year late if i want to. so on last weeks skins tony went on a bit of a spiritual journey. he had been reeling from the news that his precious michelle was dating sid and well lets face it he went crazy. but thats ok cause part of the crazy was showing off his nice ass.


during his little journey he got to meet girl tony.


and hot college boys.


very hot college boys.


did i mention his ass?


oh and he fucked himself. sort of. i think. it was confusing but i guess it was like some form of masturbation.


gotta love his o face.


more of his only this time naked and uncut. do you think he's uncut?


she would know. or he would know? god this is getting confusing.


but hot. very hot.


oh and he finally broke up sid and michelle.


but back to his ass.....


front ain't bad either.


so this episode was a lot of fun. granted the whole hallucination thing was a bit much but the sex scene more than made up for it. now if we can just get something similar for maxxie all will be well. where was maxxie anyway? this episode was good but it was kinda suckish that they didn't show as much of the rest of the cast. oh well. i got to see tony's ass so im okay with. in fact they could do an entire episode of just tony's ass. and his dick. i want to know if he's uncut or not. that is all.

Bunch Of Posts

im currently working on some posts ive been putting off that ill put up tonight. i was gonna watch summer storm but i decided to hold off and put the blog first. you guys better fucking appreciate me.

You Guys Really Like Fucking

in case you hadn't noticed, good night and good fucks is shaping up to be the undisputed winner of the sign-off poll. there's 16 days left so there could be an upset but i doubt it and im okay with that cause good fucks are my favorite too. bad fucks are pointless. so keep voting in that poll but also check out the new one where we will try to predict the gossip girl gay. also, please send pics. im bored. oh and expect two skins recaps soon as i still haven't done last weeks and will soon be doing this weeks. what else? oh why did dongy only get three comments? he, er, his dick deserved better. im frankly very disappointed in all of you. oh well. and whats up with anonymous. where are you? what are you doing? how's your dick? is it hard? will you fuck me with it? and what about our xtube problem? leave a comment cause im bored. that is all.

Fuck! Shit!!! Holy Mother Of Homo!! Gossip Girl Is Going Gay!!!!!

omg. omg. o-m-fucking-g!!!! i just read that one of the gossip boys is going gay!!!!! okay give me a second to breathe.

okay here's what i know, gossip girl is returning april 21st and in what will be the first new episode for what feels like forever a gossip boy will reveal that he is gay!!! now i read this info at two different places: perez hilton and tv guide. now perez makes it seem as though it will be dan, chuck, or nate. and that is all well and good and i would love to see a little nate on chuck. or nate on dan. or nate on me. but ausiello leaves a bit more wiggle room as to who it could be. he says it may or may not be one of those three. and frankly i think he's just teasing us. lets break it down:

dan: i never read the books but from what i hear he did have a little man on man. supposedly he kissed a guy. now what i cant seem to figure out is if he was gay or just curious because i read one place that he went full blown gay but in another that he was simply into a guy but of course got over it. he would be fun as gay and is the only one of the three that went gay in the books. a good contender but lets face it, the show supposedly changes a lot from the books and i dont see them breaking dan and serena up this soon. at least not the way they left things when last we saw the sickeningly happy love birds.

chuck: i read somewhere as well that it was at one point implied or hinted at or something really vague was said that would lead one to believe that chuck might be gay. he however didn't, from what i've read, ever actually do anything gay. so its probably not him. plus there's still the love triangle to be dealt with between him and nate and blair (can't wait to see her fuck all her enemies up. blair is soooo her generations atia. go and look for them now bitches.)

nate: chace crawford's sex life aside (i'm not implying anything about his sexuallity i'm simply saying we should put it aside cause if we think to much about how hot his ass must be as he plunges his hard, thick cock into various orifices while sweating buckets and holding you close we'll never get anything done) so that aside, the chances of them making him gay are slim. he's the shows leading man. no way are they fucking that up. plus from what i can tell he wasn't gay in the books. though i will say it would make some sense. nate is so confused and fucked up and lonely i could easily see him falling for the right male vixen.

but lets face it. it isn't one of them. as penn said in an interview we might, maybe, won't but could see dan go gay far into the future. but not now and same goes for the others. no we all know who it is. the most obvious gay on the show. the only guys who's character, or at least a version of his character, was a full blown homosexual in the books. eric van der woodsen.

eric: i dont know if he was featured in the books. i dont think he was. i think he was mentioned but not shown. i could be wrong. i read it a while ago and can't find where. anyway what i do remember is that he was gay. though his version was also older and already in college. where as our eric is younger than serena and seems to have a thing for jenny. he did try to commit suicide so that might tie into the whole depressed gay thing.

point is that as much as the tease at perez that it would be one of the three main guys was nice, ausiello left that wiggle room which dashed my momentary high and made it pretty clear that eric is probably our gay. oh well. i'm off. please forgive me for letting out my inner teenage girl. i promise it wont happen often and as we speak im locking the little bitch back up again. while i do that you should weigh in on this whole drama in the comments and in the fun new poll on the right there. who is the gay?? and if you've read the books and can once and for all tell me who was gay and who was curious and who was straight please enlighten us (i say us so i don't feel left out in my gossip girl obsession) cause im a little irritated with all the misinformation floating around the internet about all the characters sexual orientations. good fucks.