Saturday, May 31, 2008

Gay Pride Season Is Upon Us

hey boys and girly boys. first off thanks for all the votes and please keep it up. i must admit i haven't decided yet how to judge the voting. on the one hand with three votes out of almost nowhere dick pics now has a total of four votes and a real shot at winning since it is only one vote behind the cum rag which is leading the vote. but at the same time while the other votes are all split it still adds up to eleven people saying i should change the name to something else. oh well.

but now for the real reason for this post. i just checked and there are a whole bunch of gay prides coming up over the next 2-3 months. i myself dont plan on going, but im sure some of you will be. i thought it would be fun to post some photos from pride on here so if any of you plan on going either here in the states or overseas somewhere and will be taking some pics shoot me an email and lets see if we can work something out. im not asking for nudes so maybe you guys will cooperate? please? pretty please with a cock on top?

Friday, May 30, 2008

Thanks For Voting

so you guys have been voting on the poll and this is great. we have 8 votes and 11 days left. i really want you guys that haven't voted to fucking step up to the plate. this is the single most important poll ever. so you have to vote. and while i reserve the right to have final decision i will say that if i go by what you my inteligent sexy as fuck readers think then that would mean that the dick pics is dead. it only has one vote. the other seven are split up among my other titles. speaking of which, the front runner seems to be "the cum rag" which im happy with since this is one of my faves among the new titles. anyway, yeah keep voting. and remember even tho i claim to have final decision chances are what you think will have huge pull on what direction my cock points and chances are i will end up going with the readers choice title.

and another thing, i still haven't received pics for the header. i know i just told you guys but i really need something. so please dont forget to send something for the header and if you want the guidelines you can find them here. here's an idea to give you a little help, if "the cum rag" becomes the title it would be cool to spell it out in...cum! either real cum (which would be quite impressive) or maybe a drawing of cum. anyway good fucks.

DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT CLICK IN IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SEASON FINALE OF LOST. IF YOU CLICK IN I REFUSE TO BE YOUR CONSTANT.

click here if you wanna see me freak the fuck out


what the fuck??1?!?!!?1?!?!!?!?!?1!/!/!?1!/!/ oh my god!!!!>!@!@!>f,dlkhrt nwo jktrl esnlejoj.

i can't. words dont. did you see? did you see, did you see, did you see??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?1


locke is fucking dead! dead! that guy that jack went to go see in the first episode of the season? that was locke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't. oh wow. i swear that was the first time all season i was really, truly, honestly, deeply, couldn't believe it so i had to put both hands over my mouth SHOCKED! oh god. its going to take me a while to come off this high. and ben and jack teaming up?!!?!? and i swear kate better listen to claire. do not, i repeat, do not take the super baby back to the island. that kid deserves a break. send walt. he's older now and can handle it. aaron needs a couple more years to train his brain. i don't even think he can kill a bird yet. anyway im off. that was all. just needed to share this excitement with you all. good fucks! but not for locke. cause he's dead. or is he? dun dun dun!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

oh my god! i love gossip girl. that crazy bitch just totally leaked pictures of nate and chuck! i guess they really are friends again! no wait. gossip girl is a fictional character on a fictional show. or is she? dun dun dun!! anyway real or not some how a whole bunch of photos of chace crawford and ed westwick have leaked that show them in various drunken states doing various things. one of them even kisses a boy! well its ed so dont get too excited. though i have to say if i can never have chace i would totally settle for ed just so i could hear him whisper "im chuck bass" into my ear every night. oh my ass is twitching at the thought! anyway the photobucket is here but just in case they get sober long enough to realize whats going on and delete it or something you can see some of the images here at gawker. this one is my fave! why? cause he looks so drunk there that i think if i had sauntered up to him i just might have been able to have my way with him. look at him. you really think he'd notice if i took that cigarette out and stuck something else in there? good fucks!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Helmet Head Cumshot

doesn't look like we'll be getting couples pics at the moment. guess i have to wait a bit longer to see my dream cum to life. in the meantime helmet head sent us these hot pics which tell a little story.

first his cock is asleep in its shell. like a turtle.



then it comes out to play.



and then he cums. actually i think this is our first cum shot pic. anyone want to help hh clean that up?



and then he rolls back up and goes to sleep satisfied. again, there seems to be a bit of cum left. now get on your knees and clean it up.



hope you're as satisfied as he is. thank hh for the pics in the comments. good fucks.

p.s. thanks for voting in the new poll.

State Of The Blog

so many things here on the blog could change soon. i've been talking about it for a while but i've finally decided to start doing something. and this post is the first step in the right direction. so here are the issues and i have broken them down to the four things i wish to change.

Header Pic

i want to add a pic up there where the title is. and guess what...you get to help! cause im lazy! yeah so basically i want you guys to send me pics and ill probably post them on here and get your opinions and figure out which one i like most and use that. here are the requirements:
  • has to be something original that you did yourself. i dont want something you got off the internet.
  • it could be a dick pic. maybe you think your big hard cock or nice firm ass or beautiful six pack should be the face of the blog. so take a pic and maybe next time you cum over you'll see yourself at the top of the page
  • it can be a picture you take of....i don't care. anything
  • it can be something you make yourself. like a drawing or something.
so those are my only requirements for that. please stay on point and if you send something put "header pic" in the subject of your email to me.

Links

this one is all up to me actually. i really want to add more links to sites i go to and organize the ones i have cause they're sooooo cluttered and they could get worse.

Title

this one is a biggy. its for the title which i still do/dont want to change. so i want your decision. im not gonna let you make the choice for me. i'll make the ultimate decision but i need your help. so im adding a poll of all the titles i came up with and i want you to cast a vote for your fave. and the titles are:
  • dick pics - cause its still an option
  • guy spot - like g spot only better and tighter i think :)
  • the cum rag - probably one of my faves. cum like that white stuff you blew all over the place watching this and rag as in like a newspaper/magazine cause as far as im concerned once you have one interview under your belt you're considered a journalist. maybe not a serious one but still.
  • the vulgar monologues - just cause
  • flickering queer/fag/homo - cause im not flaming but maybe sometimes i flicker. oh and im not gonna use all those words. i'll just pick one but i can't decide if im a queer, a fag, or a homo
  • random smut/smutty - cause im random and there's smut
  • daily cum shot - cause everyone should have at least one a day
  • cock and bullshit - i've already mentioned this one before. its a fave of mine. cause with your cock and my bullshit we can't lose!
so those are your choices and i've put up a poll where you can cast your vote. i gave you guys fifteen days so im hoping thats enough. please vote. all of you. like all of you. if you refuse there will be consequences.

Look

so i'll probably be changing the look of the blog. i know what i want and its not a drastic change but that could...change. haha.

so yeah i think that's everything. oh. i want to make this a forum for all things concerning the future of the blog. i'll be adding a permanent link to this post so if you ever have anything to say about the changes i'll be making soon come here and leave them. thank you and good fucks.

The Most Beautiful Boy In The World

seriously. i love him. the things we could do. the places we could do it. the thought of his rock hard cock buried deep up my ass. ooooh. the thought alone makes me want to kidnap him, tie him to a bed, hop on and enjoy the ride!!! anyway cristiano's team just won some sort of...thingy. i dont know. some really big game. a few of the pics from him celebrating are in here. other than that its just general ronaldo hotness. enjoy.

oh my god. the pants. so short. and that man. so lucky. i hate him and yet he is my hero.


notice his hand is getting closer and closer to cris's cock.


is this his o face? the one he'll make while i ride his cock?


seems fascinated by balls. could that mean there's hope?


wish he'd use his pants to wipe his face. and his underwear. and my cock.


im not into fisting. sorry.


more here. good fucks.





oh to be that lucky bitch. i wonder what it feels like when he touches you....


just look at him and tell me you don't fall in love with him right away.


where do you want to stick those?


i can't help but laugh.


i figure i'll spend our first hour in bed just licking his chest.


then play with his legs. oh i love his legs.


oh come on!! when do i get to touch him?


someone seems to be enjoying the view from back there.


i can't help it. i just love him.


i don't think i need to say anything. we're all thinking the same thing im sure. we're all thinking he's a tease. reclining with his legs open and a bottler where his cock should be. he knows the gays love him so he throws us a bone every once in a while.


wow. he can open his mouth really wide :)


i soooo want to be the pool table right now. or just be on it. getting fucked with his big pool stick. hard big pool stick fucking me hard.


okay i'll admit it. im out of witty things to say. and im tired. and horny.




If You Recognize The Phrase "I'm The Crazy Bitch Around Here" Then This Post Is For You

so i read this a little while ago and i have to say it was a good read if only because the writer suggests a coupling between dan and blair! and im all for it. can you imagine?

Kinda Late But Whatever

i order you, for the good of your cock, to go here and here. i should have posted them a while ago. they are behind the scenes videos for that cosmo shoot. first one is the rugger boys and the second is the always sexy mitch hewer. good fucks.

Have You Met Fred?

fred is like the most annoying future twink in the world. so why do i love him so? i don't. much. anyway i'd thought i'd share. the one at the top is my favorite.







i won't say good fucks cause fred is a child and if he reads this it might send him into a panic or something.

Marcus Patrick Fucks A Boy. No Seriously.


and the obsession returns. if you'd like to see the hotness that is marcus patrick fucking a boy go here. its the vid at the very top. if you'd like to see the hotness that is chad faust giving us a little full frontal watch the whole thing. if you're impatient and just want to get to the fucking speed it up to about 6 minutes and 20 seconds in. its from some movie he did called descent. did anyone see it? why didn't you tell me about it? and does chad's character end up enjoying himself? oh wait. did i mention it was rape? yeah its rape and might disturb some. but i loved it. cause really marcus patrick fucking a boy trumps any uneasy feeling one might get at the sight of rape. anyway there are more hot vids there but the fucking a boy one is my fave. did i mention he fucks a boy? enjoy the good fuck.

Rrrr! Here Be Hot Booty. And Cock. Mostly Cock.

update: all images removed. sorry.

so im in a bad mood and as such refuse to be witty. here you go.



more inside. no not inside there. you wish.










When It Rains It Pours

i can't always blog when i'd like to. that's why when i get the chance i end up doing a whole bunch of posts at once. i've been saving all the hot stuff you're about to see for when i could finally post. and like a good orgasm that's been building up for hours (minutes?) here it cums!

Monday, May 26, 2008

No!!!!!!!

have you guys been watching the paper on mtv? i love that show. i can't believe im gonna say this but i think i might even like it more than i did laguna beach. its just like that show and is full of pretty people (well, they aren't all pretty but i think a couple of them are pretty damn cute) and there's lots of drama and sex and tension only on this show they have a gay (adam who in my opinion sometimes looks like a bear in the making when he doesn't groom. oh and did you see the one where he was wearing the short shorts? oh god i was rolling on the floor. i just kept watching it over and over. so funny.) and then to top it all off these kids have iqs. the combination is orgasmic. for me at least. well anyway im upset cause tonight is the season finale. i hear the show is popular so i hope it returns but i think most of the kids on the show are seniors so they probably won't be around next season. oh well. good fucks.

Back The Fuck Off!

why do people always have to talk to me? why can't they just leave me alone? do i come off as friendly or something? i don't mean to. i mean to come off as rude, bitchy, and generally disgusted with all those around me. and yet they just don't seem to get that. so to all the people out there that may wish to speak to me fuck off!

on a happier note, i saw tons of hot guys today. one in particular with a kinda hot friend who drove me wild. i almost wanted to stalk him. i didn't though. but i really wanted to take one of these guys home. except they were all really muscly so they probably would have beaten me up. oh well.

anyway i may or may not post tonight. depends on my mood and if i have the time. good day and good fucks.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Update On The Couples Pics

so first things first. helmet head was the guy that was supposed to be sending the couples pics. i assume you guys didn't figure that out. if you did you didn't tell me. however things fell through. his fuck buddy is missing in action. don't feel too bad for him though, he got a little manhunt consolation prize. anyway he did take some solo pics that he will be sending and im looking forward to those. he also said he's trying to find a backup fb to play with that he thinks will be okay with posting the pics on here. so maybe we'll still get some couples pics. i'll keep you posted. in the meantime im working on a couple of posts. one of which has some stuff you guys sent me. including a hilarious story about an old man and his wife. so there is that couple to look forward to! good fucks.

Friday, May 23, 2008

O.M.F...Wait. You Had This And Went With That?!?!

so i dont think you guys will care since from what i can tell the only one on here that shares my gossip girl love is dit, but a while ago i read some info regarding what was supposedly going to be the original season finale of gossip girl. and let me tell you it is a doozy! you should really just go here and read it for yourself. its short but detailed. i know it doesn't really matter but i wont even summarize it or give you a hint cause i dont want to spoil it its so good. i will say that as much as that would have been a good ending im glad they didnt go there to an extent cause i didnt want to see him die. i like him. maybe if they had put him in a coma? good fucks!

They're Gone. Sorry.

so a fellow blogger told me that if you post a porn studios photos they may ask you to remove them if it doesnt have the studios name but they'll let you keep them if it has the studios name on it. so i have gone through all the recent porno pics i've posted and got rid of the ones that don't have a studio name on them. sorry. but i figure you've seen them all by now. i almost just deleted the posts but then i figured he said if they had the name it was okay so i left them. though i reserve the right to change my mind.

anyway the other thing is that as much fun as porno pics can be and im sure they keep you entertained i wont be posting them anymore. thats not the point of the blog. you're supposed to come here to enjoy pics of the other readers and of course the ramblings of you favorite horny, manic, and adorable blogger. if you want porno pics go here. i still have a few other pics you guys sent i hadn't posted yet but after those no more porno pics. you can still send them if you like for my own personal enjoyment but i wont be sharing them here on the blog. i know its just pics but i just dont want the hassle of a studio up my ass. their performer's sure. but not he ugly old men that run them. are they ugly? i think they are but if not then they can go up there too. anyway, hope you guys dont mind. we still have those couples pics to look forward to next week and i hope more of you start sending in pics of your hot selves. and ill still find other hot stuff to entertain you. anyway im off. good fucks.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Can't Stop Listening To Them. Just Can't.



A Clue

im cracking up right now. why? well, all i'll say boys is that one of the people that commented on this post about the couples pics coming next week is...the guy sending the couples pics next week. and this is a good clue cause if you pay attention you'll notice something about him that i mentioned in the post containing his pics. good lucks.

Dick Pics Is About To Pop Its Couples Cherry!!

all i can say is that someone that's been on the blog before is sending me some pics of he and his fuck buddy some time next week. this will of course be a first on dick pics as we've never had a couple. just solo pics. i won't say who it is but you can get a refresher course on the hot cocks we've had so far here. leave your guesses in the comments.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Fleet Week

apparently fleet week is going on in new york and the very thought has me all kinds of horny. images of closeted navy boys sneaking off to get some action are running through my mind. so if anyone out there has stories or pics they'd like to share please by all means feel free to do so. in the meantime im gonna go get in some blog reading. good night and good fucks.

Just So You Know, It's Not Your Fault. You Didn't Just Happen. You Were Made.

so these two clips were soooo the best parts of gossip girl the other night. and thanks to the superpower that is youtube i can share them with the unconverted.



oh blair. sweet, sweet blair. i love you, but, seriously, georgina will fuck you up. she will hunt you down, and fuck you up like you've never been fucked up before. she makes you and jenny and chuck look like fun happy people. she will return and she will fuck. you. up. the good news is though that you seem to learn quickly so you should be able to find some way to stop her eventually. but still. fuck you up.



you know, i can't help but think that any chick that gets a little chuck er, i mean ed makes him whisper those three beautiful little words. im chuck bass. anyway. im off. good fucks.

Work Out Is Turning Into A Hot Tranny Mess

so yeah i don't know what else to call it. have you been watching? did you see tonight's episode? oh wow. scandalous. i feel so bad for peeler! when i first saw him fired i was kinda shocked and considering the circumstances surrounding it a bit upset and found out i wasn't the only one. in fact after clicking around a few sites saw that jackie has apparently been under scrutiny. i didn't realize at first people were actually speaking out and calling advertisers because of some of the stuff that's been happening. anyway tonight poor peeler hit an all time low. it was just so sad. and he's so cute and adorable. and drunk. and groveling. and when he walked off into the dark? soo sad. is that the end of peeler? and can i have him now that his wife is done with him?

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Don't Say I Never Did Anything For You

guess what i just found? dick pics! so this guy's name is fernando fernandes and he was on big brother brazil. apparently the photos were taken by mario testino for vogue germany. well the last two were. im not sure about this first one.


anyway we got a nice ass shot but even more exciting a good full frontal!! hint: open them in a new window to make them bigger. no not bigger like that. he doesn't get hard sadly.



so i think if this guy can strip down for fucking vogue for photos that probably millions will see you pansies can strip down for me where only 7,806 people will see. and maybe im being naive but i can't help but think at least one of you is this good looking. and i know i've gotten some readers from brazil. and germany. and other places. so come on. send me dick pics. its in vogue!!

Monday, May 19, 2008

OMF....Wait. That's All You Got?

not so major gossip girl spoilers below the jump (cause really, the whole thing was a huuuuuge disappointment)


so when thinking back on tonights finale of gossip girl the first word that springs to mind is disappointed. now that's not to say there was anything wrong with it. well, no, there was. but only in terms of a finale. if it was any other episode i would have loved it. but it wasn't. it was the finale. and after watching the hotness that was the desperate housewives finale last night i just can't help but feel let down.

so first they go and ruin a great murder plot by lowering serena's iq to the point that she thinks letting a fellow druggie do their own coke is considered murder and now this? you get rid of georgy girl in the first, what was it 15, 20 minutes? the most interesting character and the most interesting plot at the moment just done like that? you don't drag it out. you just end it so early that all i can think about is how lame her undoing was and hoping above all hope that she was gonna crash into the van der woodsen/bass nuptials to wreck more havoc meanwhile not paying attention to anything else going on which is good since it was all equally disappointing.

i don't know. i guess after hearing all the people connected with the show talking about twists and cliffhangers i was let down. cause there were none. sure lily went through with the wedding. but that had already been leaked. big whoop. chuck cheats leaving blair abandoned. but who cares as long as she has a tall glass of hunk to fly off with. (though we'll take a moment to admit that the always thrilling "im chuck bass" was spot on.) yeah, yeah, yeah. dan and vanessa are like this close to falling for each other again. but that does not gloss over the fact that you guys let a break-up go down without showing it or at least giving us all the dirty deets. bitch please! oh and what the fuck! serena and nate!?!?!?!?! omg...not! it was obvious those two would end up entangled again back when he kissed her at the masquerade ball. no wait. that was jenny who was mostly missing from this episode. but back to s and n. that is obviously just so they can have another s versus b smack down. wait. you think a once again betrayed b and an angry g who has returned from boot camp (where she will be rebuilt and made faster and stronger) will team up to knock that bitchy whorey betrayey serena off her pedestal? now that i am all for. but that's not what we got tonight. we got georgey being stopped with an amateur move (am i really supposed to believe she can't wrap daddy back around that pretty little pinky to get out of this?) and serena and dan breaking up and then getting back together and breaking up and then dancing only to break up again. and then....nothing!!!! im pissed. i needed a murder attempt. a runaway bride. a chuck shocking me by actually going to blair instead of ditching her. hell i would have forgiven that whole blasphemous "finale" if they had at least ended it with georgina watching s and n walk off together with an evil grin. that would have made up for everything. that would have made me happy. that would have made me cum! but no. so now i have to wait for next season and hope they get the next finale right.

so, what do you guys think will go down in the hamptons? are s and n really hooking up or was that just a tease and will she remain a faithful friend? and do you think im being naive in hoping maybe the best resolution to who blair should end up with could be a nate/blair/chuck threesome? and what about jenny? is that whole waldorf internship a white flag or a sinister plot? plot! plot! plot! and what about lily? and eric? and rufus? tell me all in the comments.

xoxo, horny boy.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Vote. Now!

if you don't go and vote for rj right now and tell your friends to do the same i will never speak to you again. the contest is over on friday. so go vote now!!!!!!

Kozy's Closet Makes Me Hard

so while i'm still unsure of what's going on with mojo doom i have discovered a new blog that has some nice goodies. its only two months old so there isn't a lot over there yet but for a guy that just started he's got some nice stuff. like reaaaaly nice. it's called kozy's closet and i've been grabbing a few things all day and i have to say i knew i was hooked when i saw his vid of roman ragazzi and logan...crap i forget his last name but he's that hot guy that is covered in that big intricate tatto. and he's gorgeous. anyway that vid sealed the deal for me. well the point of this post is that he has to go private thanks to well you know the reason they all have to go private or disappear. and so he will be private within the next twenty four hours. so what's the point? i forget i keep looking over at his stuff while typing this. oh yeah i remember. the point is you should totally go over there and check out his stuff and see if you can get on his guest list thingy before he goes private. cause if the stuff he has up after only two months is any indication im guessing things over there are gonna be getting fucking steamy!!! well, actually i should say steamier. cause they're already fucking steamy. remember, roman? so get your ass over there already! good jerking!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Is Mojo Doom Dead?

anyone else out there frequent mojo doom? i myself discovered it awhile ago but never had the time to really peruse his archives until recently. i got so hooked on his stuff i started grabbing at everything like a kid in a candy store. and now im glad cause i've been there a couple times today and its....gone!!! its like an empty shell. and its weird cause i went on there last night before i went to bed to see if he had anything new up and there was nothing. no goodbye post or anything else to suggest that when i went on there today i would find a blank page. anyone know if he's popped up somewhere else? if you're out there mojo i want my fave sex toy back so when you set up shop again let me know!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

If This Makes You Cum Then Thank Mac

so here are some more great pics from mac (we're on a first name basis now). hope you all enjoy. this first one is my favorite. why? cause it looks like a good fuck of course.

update: images removed. sorry.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Cosmo Celebrity Naked Edition 2008

so here is the cosmo centerfolds as promised. i believe this is from the uk version of cosmo. i think they do this every year but i can't be sure cause their website doesn't mention it and a google search gave me nothing about it. but that doesn't matter. i have the pics and they're all pretty hot. not all the guys do it for me but we got some gorgeous guys here starting with the oh so fuckable sean faris. a couple of these pics have already been on here but i've put them all so it will be complete and because they're so fucking hot they deserve another look. oh and if you want to read the interviews open the pics in their own page for them to get bigger. enjoy.







the rest are after the jump. good fucks.












Friday, May 9, 2008

Mitch Hewer Update

i just found this even better version of the pic i posted earlier. and later i'll be posting all seventeen photos from the cosmo shoot featuring a bunch of hot naked men. until then enjoy my mitch.


good fucks.

Brought To You By Mac20

update: images removed. sorry.

so mac20 sent some pics and they're really hot. this first guy is the best looking as far as im concerned and he has the cock i'd most like to sit on.


this guy however has the balls i'd most like to snack on. hmm. which one to fuck? any way we can put his balls in the other guys body? oh right. i forgot. situations like these are why they created the orgy. so you don't have to choose!


anyway enjoy the rest of them. good fucking this guy. or the guy lying next to you sleeping who has no idea you're secretly looking at this site cause he can't satisfy you. or really just any guy.

Helmet Head

okay so here is something i haven't had on here in a looooong time. an uncut cock. and this one is a doozy. i decided to call him helmet head, cause, well, look at it. this is one of those cocks that makes you think uncut is okay. no wait. better than okay. down right perfect! look at it. just look. wow. im in awe. drooling and in awe. great. now i don't just have cum on my keyboard i have spit too. excuse me.




anyway, here are his stats. he's 43, married, and has a 7in cock. and he has just recently discovered the whole gay life. as he puts it he's a kid in a candy store. anyway he was born in canada (canuck cock woohoo!) but has lived in the states all his life and currently resides in seattle. so if you're out there in seattle and you recognize this cock, no you are not crazy. its him. and if you don't recognize it i suggest you get out there and hunt it down. and when you find it well....good fucks!

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Important Breaking Gay News!!!!!

i interupt your daily browsing and jerking off to bring you this hot piece of scrumptiousness i just stumbled across. another reason to love perez.


that is the delicious mitch hewer of skins posing naked for cosmo. hot damn!!!!! now if only he would turn a little. good fucks and now you can get back to whatever you were doing.

Christopher Is Obviously An Alcoholic Cum Junkie (Or Not. Who Knows?)

remember my new favorite christopher? well he sent me a pic a couple days ago only i kept forgetting to post it. well anyway its up now. so christopher is 39 and has a 7in cock. he lives in the nc mountains (boone area apparently.). he is about to open a restaurant in the next year, and he loves to hike, bike, and ski. but i bet that's not all he likes.


now this photo is a classic for me and quite possibly one of the best we've had on the blog. and its not cause he looks good for his age or cause he's got his cock out and its all pretty and shiny and its not cause he has a nice set of balls. its cause he's so obviously not naked to take the pic for the blog. this picture and the circumstances leading up to it have nothing to do with the fact that he's my newest favorite and im his so he wants to please me by sending the pic. its obvious he's naked and slumping like that cause he's just finished running around like a drunk cum hungry banshee and tired himself out doing whoever it is he was doing. then whoever it was took the pic and he thought "oh wait. i could send that to tim. only i won't say what really happened." but guess what. i know what happened christopher. i know. look at you. you're a mess. you're tired but still have the strength to hold up a glass of wine. course its possible you did plan taking the photo and you just needed a little liquid courage before hand. but i like the other version of events better. good fucks christopher. though judging by the photo you've already had one :)

note: christopher is my new favorite so all of the above comments should be taken in jest. and in my defense he did send me a pic holding a glass of wine and, well, my twisted mind went off on a tangent. the above is only a taste of the ridiculousness that i thought up. also, as far as i know he is not an alcoholic, a cum junkie, or any kind of junkie. and i also doubt he is a banshee. and even if he were i still think you should be more like him. cause he gets it.

Do You Guys Like Me All Of A Sudden?

so in addition to all my old standbys like dit and anony and bruce and maybe even bobby? (you still out there buddy? i miss my daily bobby fix) we now have some new commenters. and they are christopherc and anonymous (a new one. though he's not anonymous cause thats his name. well not his real name but he's not some guy that clicked the anonymous box. his blogger name is actually anonymous. on here though we'll call him tna aka the new anonymous) and then there is mac20 who i assume followed me over from rj danver's blog where i like to comment (go vote for him!!!!!). its kinda freaking me out having all these new people. a good freak out though. buts its weird cause they all showed up around the same time. anyway im hoping these guys stick around. but in addition to the comments i also got some pics!!!!!! both from christopherc who sent his a few days ago and some new guy. so im working on christophers now and the other guy will be up soon too. so look out for those. we finally have some new dick pics!!!!!! good fucks.

More From The Guy Who Keeps Sending Me Hot Pics But Who Doesn't Have A Name

update: images removed. sorry.

some guys that might get you off. you may notice that most of the guys in these pics are already hard and raring to go. all you have to do is insert. well hunt them down, get them to recreate their pics, and then insert. but still. easy peasy.

Hot Vids

here are some hot vids i've discovered.

gotta love model david gandy. especially in his underwear.



some footballers discussing who the hottest guy on their team is. old i think but my readers are mostly american like me so maybe you haven't seen it.



54 with ryan phillippe was a great movie. if only cause it was the first time i got to see him go almost gay. i never saw the soap.



some eastenders (british soap) boys kissing.



footballer joe hart making a complete and utter sexy fool of himself.



also go and check out a video of sean lamont over here. i can't embed so you've got to click over. its the one at the top of the page. he's gorgeous and he's got his cock out. also he looks like this...


so you definitely want to click over.

here's a link to another vid i can't embed. its of two sorta hot british boys making out. what they lack in hotness they make up for with humor. good fucks.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

I Want My Own Austrian Rugby Team To Play With

i've got a bit of a thing for rugger buggers and now ive got a thing for autrian's too. maybe you haven't heard. the austrian rugby team lost a game to the lithuanian team and to celebrate (?) their loss they stripped off all their clothes and i do mean all in the streets of lithuania. i've found a couple different videos of it and brought them to you all in this one location so you don't have to look for them like i had to. go on. tell me you love me.

you can find the best and clearest version of the vid here at ohlala mag or here at some foreign site. they're the same except at the foreign site it goes full screen. i tried to embed this version myself but i couldn't figure out how. it kept doing something weird. oh well. you can find another vid after the jump.



so here's the other vid. its not as clear as the one's above but its a different view so i put it up.


Striptease of Austrian Rugby Team - Watch more free videos

so did anyone else notice the little boy watching? yeah. thats a future gay if i ever saw one. good day and good fucks

Why Can't You All Be Like This?

every once in a while i get a comment or something that is so wonderful it deserves its own post. this is one of those times. here is a comment i received on the gob post below.

christopherc

I love your ending line..."Good night and good fucks" I need one of each! I've rapidly become addicted to your postings due to the wnderful combination of thoughts and stimulating images.

Thank you for taking he time to put these posts together.

-C

christopher, you're my newest favorite. the rest of you? fuck off and leave me and christopher to our thoughts and stimulating images cause he's the only one that gets it. well, okay. that's not fair. a few others get it too but he's the only one that has put it so eloquently. so you can stay. but still. be more like christopher. good day and good fucks.

The Gob

this is french actor nicolas gob. he plays a cop on some show called les bleus. he is gorgeous. i love french men and thus i love him. enjoy.


you know, i can think of something i would love to stick in his face.


some silly girl wasting her time with my nico.


i did that to her to keep her away. he's a bit miffed but he still loves me.


this is another hot cop on the show.


he plays nico's boyfriend. did i forget to mention nico is a gay cop?


i merely post this photo to put the next one in context.


think the boyfriend will get jealous?


wish i was there.


up next some amazing clips from the show.









under the jump more amazing pics of the gob. good night and good fucks.