BAH HUMFUCK!!! (Or Is It Bum Fuck?)

you dont have to read this. i just wanted to vent.

so. christmas. how was yours? i think id rather just forget it. it was supposed to be simple enough. my mother didnt feel like hosting or traveling anywhere. just supposed to be me, my parents, my sister, and her new boyfriend. or rather i should say her boyfriend of two years who we have never met. see thats how you do it. thats what i planed on doing. and then the bitch screwed it up for me. have i ever mentioned my sister? no? probably because shes an evil sadistic bitch. (can you tell we dont get along? my childhood was essentially all out psychological warfare with the bitch.) so say technically speaking i didnt actually come out to her. she wasnt high on my list of people to tell. and say after the mass coming out of fucksgiving she found out through the grapevine (i assumed my parents had told her awhile ago on one of the rare occasions they talk but apparently not) and say she was a bit peaved i didnt tell her myself. so say she calls me and that fucker ab answers my phone as he is wont to do (does he think im cheating on him? would i?) and say i admit hes my boyfriend. well of course she would tell on me. why? she's evil. so now i have my mother saying i have to bring him for christmas and ab saying he wants to come. but of course ab's mother, the salt of the earth a beautiful milf of a woman would never allow her son to skip christmas!! but no! he can go! she wouldnt let him come out to play for thanksgiving but since all four of his brothers would be around this time ab was disposable. (i would just like to take a moment to say that ab's brothers are hot. like seriously fuckably hot. like i want to have an ab family orgy as soon as possible.) so its all set. its going to be the six of us. ill be surrounded by mother, father, sister, sisters boyfriend, and ab. god help me.

i guess it didnt go too bad. and by that i mean i didnt have a nervous breakdown. as i assumed my parents sorta loved ab. hes big and strong and smart and every parents dream child. he even played football with father and sisters boyfriend. but still there was a wee bit of tension in the air. it was that look my parents would give even though they said they loved him. im sure all the bottoms out there know what look. the one a parent gives to the man thats fucking their son up the ass. oh sure id like to pretend that im man enough so that for all my father knows im the top. but lets face it. if youve got say brent corrigan and leo giamani standing in front of you it aint that hard to figure out whos fucking who.

perhaps the most terrifying, mind altering, life scarring moment came when me, mother, and sister were watching the boys play with balls. my mother announced that she wondered when she knew i was gay if that instead of ending up with a woman like her id get a man like father. and i did she said. huh? what? wait. no. hes not. he. fuck. it was true. i realized. tall. athletic. jock. good looking. good family. slightly drunken youth. but still upstanding. im. fucking. my. father!!!!!!!!!! apparently my sister is too. and so the two of us sat there in silence. watching them. as we watched them they all seemed to morph into a single being. with one big jock brain. and those words ringing in my ears. you're fucking your father......you're fucking your father..... i called rm for support but he of course laughed. and laughed. fucker. rmgf says shed love to fuck my father. she needs help. i think this means i have to break up with ab. right?

we spent the night. parents in one room. me and ab in another. sister and boyfriend in another. i think if it had just been me and sister hadnt come home they would have put me and ab in different rooms but well with her and boyfriend there everyone would have had to be separated to keep it equal and you can sure as shit bet i would have forced mother and father to take separate rooms. but nothing happened. ab wanted to fuck. but. i couldnt. i sat in my old room having flashbacks to when i would jerk off late at night half aroused half scared out of my mind id be caught and persecuted. the thought of mother walking in and seeing ab fucking me like his bitch was...i couldnt. had it been any other family member i would have fucked him gladly and made a lot of noise. but. i couldnt. plus. it would have been like fucking my father....

so. notable moments. the top moment was when ab walked out of the shower soaking wet with only a towel to cover his modesty. my mother saw him. she seemed. excited? and tongue tied. which never happens to her. my mother is an ice queen. it was both disturbing and humorous. more so disturbing because i think my parents.....uhm. you know. that night. so yeah.

its over now though. but not really. the things that happened in that house will never truly be forgotten.

but the good news is the bitch and her boyfriend are gone and new years is mine fuckers!! plan is me, ab, rm, rmgf, some others and a mass orgy. or not. you know how rm is....

p.s. if you made it this far thank you. and if you think im being dramatic about all this fuck you.it was soooo much worse to live it. im a survivor okay?!

Merry Christmas! Here's a Jingle Cock!

merry christmas bitches!! like you ill probably be disappearing for a little while but i did this post a couple days ago for you guys. its my gift to all of you. this nice guy sent me some pics a few days ago and i have to say i was quite surprised. hes got a nice cock too. 7 1/2 inches bitches. i almost didnt want to post them cause as well all know at this point dick pics is just a name. a sad reminder of what this blog could have been. but i couldnt keep this guys cock all in my ass. i mean all to myself. and in the spirit of the season i have dubbed him jingle cock. (would have called him jingle balls but you cant really see them that much in the pics.) enjoy. and dont forget this blog is supposed to be a place to post pics of my readers cocks so dont be shy and send me some pics if youve got a hot cock.

I Was Wrong

so i checked out randy blue and as it turns out reese is a man. a big butch man. a man who fucks his asses like he fucks his pussies.

okay so maybe he does bottom in some vids but im gonna ignore those. my reese is an ass spanking, hair yanking top. he won't ride a lesser mans cock, he fucks brains out.

but you can check that out after the jump. but here i would like to show you exhibit A that reese is indeed straight.



plus as moji pointed out hes married. to a girl. im a little bit in denial because he's my new favorite and i love him. but if thats the life choice hes chosen to make i will support him.

also, we have a new poll. those are fun. so weigh in on the top to btm/vers trend in porn.

so yeah im obsessed with reese. anyway check out his randy vids.

Merry Christmas From Reese Rideout!

have you guys seen this? i havent seen this. some porn star named reese rideout.



the vids hot. i think. uhm. ive never seen him in porn. he seems like hed be fun. is he gay? gay for pay? he cant be straight. watch this next one and tell me hes straight.



hes a power bottom right? in his vids i mean. this guy looks like he enjoys getting his ass played with. if im wrong id love him to throw me down and show me what hes working with but i get the feeling he doesnt like sticking his cock in holes. the real proof is in this next one which i saw a while ago on my mojis site. yes hes mine. all mine. im possessive like that. ask ab.



do not tell me this guy doesnt bottom.

but all teasing aside he does seem a bit butcher in these two.





and id love him to eat my ass like hes eating those chips. so reese, if you're reading this come stick some stuff in my holes. its fun. really, it is.

WillySmith Graced This Blog With His Presence! Again!!

so willy left this comment for me on the last post:

Oh dear god, are you still prattling on???

and i know what you're thinking. he's being mean. but you're wrong. you're so fucking wrong. see willy knows hes my favorite blogger. a blogger above all bloggers. even the ones who give me porn. and the level of lust and admiration i have for those guys is like off the charts. willy knows that every time he acknowledges me i cum all over myself. and our relationship has always been like this. and im okay with that. he can verbally spank me all he wants until we meet. when the real spanking begins. and he knows that since he hasnt posted in so long im totally feeling dejected and alone so hes just letting me know he hasnt forgotten about me. see this is the gateway. now hes just acknowlegding our love. soon though we'll meet and then ill charm him with the vice-like grip of my ass. and then we'll get gay married. we're totally gonna be the gay blogger power couple!!!! i love you willy smith!!!!!

Bromance In The City

a bunch of prissy fags vying for the chance to bend over and take brody jenner deep into their well used assholes. i. can't. wait. but you know what i really can't wait for? the city bitches!!!!!! whitney port and a bunch of hot model boys fucking around in gossip girl land? im there!

OH.MY.GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE HD

Gossip Girl Has Gotten SO Fucking Good!

not enough nate but still. fucking amazing. and i cannot wait till barts even hotter brother shows up. can you just imagine a bass boy orgy? all three can take turns snarling as they fuck your hole while you suck on nates pretty penis.

Footballers Do Something To Me

so this hot thing is french footie player yoann gourcuff. he is hot. he has a big bulge and considering that recent study about french men and their cock size im guessing it gets bigger. wait. 6 inches? maybe it doesnt get that much bigger.


crissy! so do i even need to say anything? just look at the ball and the imense pleasure its bringing to crissy.


fuck you people.

Can Bjorn Barrefors Be My Christmas Present? Oh And The Gays In Australia Are Even Hotter Than I Thought!

this is the hottest man i have ever seen. i want him for christmas. no wait. i want him fucking me up the ass on all fours for christmas. im being specific so you dont screw it up and he knows what hes getting himself into. meaning me.


just look at that bulge. i think we can all agree he is the hottest thing we have ever seen. or at least the hottest thing today.


bad that hes covering the bulge. good that the silly contraption hes wearing was hiding a body this hot!


see i would not have minded eating this for thanksgiving dinner.


i will end this by saying that you gotta love a man with a big pole. what? we were all thinking it.

oh and uhm. theres this new internet show called surf camp. a bunch of gay aussies learning to surf. here you are and youre welcome.



so. when shall we go to sydney? im free...now!!! but seriously, that first guy, josh, the one in the red speedo. was that bulge not the most obscene thing ever? oh my!!! that bulge alone would fill my ass up! anyway here is a link to learn more.

Fucks-giving!

so. thanksgiving. i had wanted to spend it with ab and rm and rmgf and any eye candy we could muster. but of course we all got roped into the whole fam thing cause obviously we're not old enough yet to escape our parents control (will we ever be? my grandmother still strikes fear into the heart of my mother. and thats just when her name shows up on the caller id) so rmgf went off to her fam ab went off with his and i went off with mine and we all promised to stay in contact and meet up today to debrief and complain about those bloodsuckers we call family. luckily for me and rm though our families combined thanksgivings ages ago so we relied on each other to stay sane. which coincidentally is the reason our mothers combined thanksgiving themselves.

you know im not sure but i think my dad is fantasizing that rm and i are a couple. he hasnt met ab yet (does he even know ab exists? hmm) but i think all these years and especially after i came out hes hoped id run off with rm. see rm is tall and relatively good looking and butch and plays with balls. no i mean the kind you blow up. no i mean the big ones. i mean the kind you throw. yeah those. and so im fairly certain that my father has always wished that rm was his son. and if we get married he'll have the closest thing to it. i think thats why he'll like ab. cause even though he's fucking me up the ass hes like every fathers dream child. fucker.

anyway despite the fact that i took the opportunity to tell every relative that asked if i had a girlfriend yet that i liked sucking cock (much to rm's delight since he was seriously bored and enjoyed watching me give most of my relatives heart attacks) we survived. actually i spent most of my time with rm's mom. shes like the best fag hag ever. like grace but older and with bigger boobs. i told her how my boyfriend likes it when i give him a blow job while he watches sports and she told me that her husband has finally found her g-spot. and yes i did share that with rm and he is traumatized.

but honestly despite all logic and reason i do sorta like my family and even though i could have gone without dealing with so many of them all at once it wasnt entirely horrible.

anyway the whole gang met up today to trade war stories and we all seem to be in one piece. so let the doomsday countdown to christmas begin!!!

Okay I Admit It

i fucked my boyfriend. but what can i say? i was sad and horny and his cock made it all better. well that and i closed my eyes and pretended he was chacey ;)

also you must watch this which helped put me in a better mood yesterday. its from some brit game show called nevermind the buzzcocks. i dont know what a buzzcock is but no we don't get to see mitchys manhood. but 10 minutes of pure hot mitchy with the good hair is still an orgasmic experience. the vid made me fall even deeper in love with him even though he seemed kinda quiet. its impossible not to laugh during this thing and one of my fave moments is around 8:08 when mitchy talks about the monopoly car.



also mitchy must be reading this blog cause he takes the time around 2:00 to point out that he is straight. but we're pretending that didnt happen.

Gossip Girl Didn't Come On Today!!!!!! WTF!!?!?!?!?!?!?! Georgina Must Be Behind This!!!

why? whats the point of mondays without chacey? i just. i need to know what nate is doing with his pretty penis!!!!! and hell i even miss bed me westdicks sadistic whisper which usually wakes my cock right up! urgh!!!! okay. i just needed to share my pain with the world. im going to crawl back into bed. ab has been trying to console me but....no chacey??? that cant be fixed. and ab will not be getting any tonight. which is the only reason hes pretending to care. basshole.

I Love You Mitch Hewer! (Please Quit Britania High)

so mitchy poo was at some event (not sure when) and the gays were all over him.

this gay wanted to jerk him off.


this gay wanted to suck him off.


and this gay is glowing because he has just finished swallowing mitchys load with his ass because poor mitchy was too out of it to notice he was being molested. i know this because his ass is thisclose to mitchy's cock and yet hes not hard. which means he's already blown his load.


but seriously mitchy was out of it. cute. but out of it. look at him.

so is mitchy straight, gay, bi, or just accepting of the fact that the gays are going to be invading his personal space for all of time? cause rm would never let me get as close to his cock as that skank in the third pic is to mitchys. and skank if you're reading this you are my hero!

OOOOOO! Vanessa Did Something Scandalous!

so pretty nate is back and he's already causing trouble. nessie seems ready to fight for nate to the death while jenny is kinda over it. obviously this is because nessie, unlike little j, has enjoyed the supulent cum that runs forth from nates pretty penis.

Evolution Of The Single Ladies

Finally!!!

i have a follower! yay! so call.the.shots. i salute you! you're my new favorite!!

p.s. everyone go check out his blog. a lot of hot boys on it.

WTF?!

who is this boy with my chacey? is that his boyfriend? i hate him! i hate him! i hate him! except. he is kinda cute. hot even. hmm. threesome? and can ed come? just cause these two look more like lovers than fuckers.

replace that hat with my ass and you'll make me a happy boy!

Jock and AX and Sex In a Bathroom. Oh and Whitney Has Bad Taste In Men.

so after going to a party and introducing jock and ax (ab's ex-boyfriend) and jock asking for a blow job in the bathroom after corning me alone and then giving ab a blow job in the bathroom cause jock got me so horny someone was getting blown in that bathroom and ax predictably fawning all over jock and practically throwing himself at jock and a dejected jock realizing he just couldnt have me and then offering to give ax a ride home it has now been confirmed by ax to ab to me that ax repaid jock for the ride with a bj. confused? i have seen jock and while he didnt mention his hookup i did notice he toned down his flirting. i got a pinch on the ass as opposed to him whispering in my ear that he wanted to tear into my ass with his hard cock. so i guess now that hes finally getting some male action he wont be as much of a problem anymore. at least not until i finally give in. shit. on the upside this proves that watching all that gossip girl has helped me hone my slutty/manipulation skillls. cause we all know blowing a guy in a bathroom and then orchestrating his ex's hookup with your crush is all in a days work for blair.

in other news can we all agree that mopey hot models that are really into you are hotter than grungy musicians who's roommates are in love with them and just want to fuck you? at least if the musicians arent attractive. if they are then it might be time for a threesome! but you never say no to a hot model who has feelings. cause im guessing thats rare.

There Needs To Be A Warning

like if chace is not gonna be in an episode of gossip girl they need to let us know so we can decide if we still want to watch or not. and of course i still will cause my love of gg runs deep but still. i just need a few minutes to breath and just digest the fact that i'll be missing my weekly prescription of chace. like. the girls are in all the episodes. and penn hardly ever misses one. but nate? he can just go off and we're just supposed to accept it? like when we last saw him all he had was the clothes on his back and a tiny little bag. we need to know he's okay. like throw us a bone and just show us nate is fine. a boy that pretty doesnt survive on the streets. for all i know hes selling his body for moisturizer!!! and if he is i need to know where cause i swear i will raid rmgf's bathroom and fly out to ny and make that twink fuck me for shampoo! if he'll bury his gay face in old man crotch he can bury it in my ass. but yeah. there just needs to be a warning. okay?

p.s. the chuck/bart scowl offs were a nice consolation. the things i would let those two do to me while nate applied blush are just soooo naughty.

another p.s. we no longer hate jenny since she's lost everything and doesn't even get to suck nate's pretty pink penis anymore.

How About A Gay President?

can i be his first bitch? but only if he's hot.

If I promise to be extra naughty can I have him for Christmas?

halloween

i stopped trick or treating a long time ago. rmgf on the other hand enjoys dressing up like a slut and running around at night and because she thinks shes so hot and no man could resist she dragged rm along for protection. i on the other hand stayed at home and watched the new lipstick jungle because i love kirby and because tiffany thinks shes so gonna grow up to be a hotshot bussiness woman in new york. whatever. it was good i didnt go out with them cause a sexy fireman showed up at my door and used his big hose to fuck me. i have the best boyfriend.

I HATE LITTLE J!

bitch stole my man. its not like she knows what to do with him or his perfectly shaped penis which probably cums gold. she's 15!

im totally sending blair and georgina after her.

jock.

so there's this guy. gorgeous. he plays some sort of sport. whatever. i want to fuck him. and he wants me bad. obvs. and hes in the closet which is perfect cause hes not gonna tell anyone he fucked a guy so ab would never know. (unless he enjoys himself so much he decides to come out and whisk me off to london where we'll fuck all day and troll the pubs for ruggers all night.) so i discuss this with rmgf. and she says i cant cause i have ab and we like ab. ab is sweet. ab is funny. ab is perfect and we dont want ab to find out and leave. and im like if hes so great why dont you fuck him and shes all i try but he prefers cock to cunt. and its true. (and before you say anythig she said cunt. not me. i know how you women can be. not that there are any reading this.) so i say okay and will pawn jock off on ab's ex who i have a love/hate relatinship with but who i will hate less if i know hes busying himself fucking someone else. and i will love him if he gives me details like how big his cock is and what he does with it. but something must be done. i must find jock a fuck bud or get him back on the puss (which rmgf has volunteered to do) cause if this flirting doesnt stop soon i think im gonna cave and melt into those big paws of his and let him have his jockish way with me. i may even wear a jock so he can have easy access.

p.s. john mccain. barack obama. sarah palin. joe biden. young. (you can ignore all that regular readers. its just so we can get some extra hits and shock a few republicans. or help a few gay republicans realize the joys of gay sex.)

everyone fuck each other.

help!

firefox is like the love of my life but when it comes to videos its always fucking with me. sometimes it will play them but then other times it starts acting weird and with youtube vids will only play the first two seconds. i cant figure out what to do and its really getting on my nerves. anyone else have this problem? how do i fix it? ie works fine but i do not wish to use it. i wish to have a clean break with it cause it was never a very good boyfriend...er browser and i dont want to go back to a bad relationship.

mojo is the best.

figures it would take porn to get me blogging again. i see sticky fingers in my future.

So Once Again London Preppy Breaks My Heart. (AKA London Preppy Is Dead.)

so did you hear? that ungrateful wanker has left us. abandoned us. i devote time and energy to reading that blog. to lusting after those nipples. to dreaming of joining a threesome with him and scott. i anxiously awaited new posts like some silly bitch who had nothing better to do but read some guys blog. why? why is he doing this? i just....why?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

you know i still remember the first time my sexy adonis broke my heart. it was when i figured out that his bret easton ellis tattoo was a fake. i actually thought it was real. i was duped. and when i figured out the truth it was never the same. i knew he stretched the truth on there but i found myslef wondering how deep the deception went. each word i analyzed wondering if it was lie. i no longer believed he worked in an office. i doubted the existence of american girl. it was just lp in a wig. scott? maybe some actor he hired. mommy and daddy? he's probably an orphan. why? just why?

he didnt even tell me it was over. i had to hear it from somebody else. when i first read it on dc cised i didn't believe it. it couldn't be true. he wouldnt do this to me. we had a few good years left surely. we were about to embark on an adventure in sydney. everything was fine and then i go over to london preppy for some reassurance. for him to kiss my forehead and tell me he still loves me and j is just spreading silly rumors. and these are the first words i see: This is the last London Preppy post. why? just. why?

so i think i am going through the five stages of grief.

denial - when i first heard i refused to accept it.
anger - that stupid ungrateful midget!!! how could he!! i loved him!!!!!!!!!
bargaining - well. actually that hasnt happened yet. but i think pretty soon ill be offering up my inheritance if he keeps the blog going like the good old days.
depression - im in this one as i type. im sad. and i dont know why. it was just a blog right? no. no it wasnt. it was a way of life.
acceptance - i refuse this one.

why? just. why?

i guess its over now. london preppy is gone. dead. never coming back to me. i feel like izzie after denny died. only i have no pretty pink dress. and none of my friends are sympathetic. ab is looking at me like im a loon.

why?

just.

why?

okay so all of that silliness helped. i think i have accepted it. i said i wouldnt but i think i have. the truth is i love lp. hes funny and sexy and sweet. and not a midget (sorry about that by the way. i was angry remember?) and this is probably the best for him. it must be exhausting writing a blog that often. and it wasnt even a blog. it was a story. that he devoted so much time and energy to. and for that i am grateful. so im going to let him go. im going to let him be happy and do whats best for him. now ill just anxiously await his first book. and maybe he'll get lucky like belle and someone will make a london preppy tv show!! oh wouldnt that be amazing? maybe get johnathan rhys meyers to play him. hes short and hot and knows how to play truly iconic characters. so yeah. i guess thats it. london preppy is dead. and some how i have finally accepted it...............................

why? just. why?

This Goes Out To Mr. Tasty Cake

my three fave cher songs. and by that i mean the only three i know. now lets fuck.

It's Official. I Will No Longer Watch Project Runway With A Boner. Oh Well. Bye Keith. Please Fuck Me.

is it just me or did the tears make him even hotter? i totally wanted to suck his cock to make him feel better.

Help!

i need ass cruisin with aaron james. i need it. and none of the blogs i frequent have uploaded it yet. so if you happen to hypothetically know where i can hypothetically get a free hypothetical copy that would be great.

Because I Care About Your Balls

Stuff

number of successful blow jobs: 5.

number of fingers: 2. guess where.

oh and tongue. i like tongue.

light spanking is nice.

rm still trying to steal ab but i should share more and rmgf and i have decided that we enjoy watching them run around shirtless and sweaty.

ab will now stand for actual boyfriend. as in he actually introduced me to his ex as his boyfriend. yay me.

oh and ab has gotten pretty comfortable at mine. so comfortable that he now walks around in the nude when we wake up. while rm may want to steal him he doesnt like seeing him nude.rmgf and i dont seem to mind though. fuck...whoever.

Forgot To Mention

i told ab about the blog. he wasnt excited about it. cant blame him. dont know how id react if he were to tell me he ran a blog where guys sent him photos of themselves naked. actually id react with a boner. but im not upset with him for his reaction. its not as impersonal as porn but then again its not as bad as hooking up with some other guy. whatever. he didnt storm out or anything. he wasnt so much mad as a bit shocked. and he did ask to see it. i finally showed it to rmgf as well. i advised rm not too look as the gayness of it all might shock him or something. also, rmgf walked in on me and ab just as i was getting the hang of having a mouthful of cock. she has no boundaries but she promises to share her blow job secrets so its okay. fuck you.

I Don't Hate You. I Just Think You're A Dick. But Thats Okay. I Like Dick.

so i have an anonymous reader. a new one. probably not my anonymous from way back (are you still out there by the way?). anyway hes been getting on my nerves. so ive decided to make this post to address some of his comments to set the record straight for him and anyone else that thinks the same things he does. so here is his first comment that started it all that he made on this post:

Actually, I don't know what's gayer-

Two guys going on a picninc together
or
A guy as obssessed with shows like Gossip Girl as you are.

Cut the guy some slack. At least he's trying to be sweet.

so this was fair. picnics may not rock my boat but ab was being sweet and like i said i did enjoy myself a little. so anyway i responded with this:

for your information i am obsessed with gossip girl because i am lusting after chace crawford and want to have sweaty, dirty, wild sex with him all night long. and there is nothing gay about man on man sex. oh wait. shit.

so then he comes back with this:

Uh-huh

It just doesn't make sense for someone to bitch about a person being too gay when they themselves are a card carrying member of the my little pony fairy princess club. That would be like paris hilton calling someone a stupid slut.

so then i come back with:

well i think she would know.

so here is what i have to say. boy likes girl. top like bottom. butch like lipstick lez. opposites attract. and what attracts me is hot, straight acting guys. jock/frat types. like jessie from big brother. not jack mcfarland. which is why someone who watches gossip girl would like someone who watches football. i refuse to apologize for that. also, i have never nor would i ever play with my little fucking pony. and i am not a fairy or a princess. yes the sight of chace crawford causes a state of euphoria that can only be described as girlish glee but thats about as close to a princess as i get. so fuck you asshole. and another thing, i never called him gay. i said buying flowers for a guy is gay. and fyi he didnt buy me flowers or take me on a picnic cause hes gay. it was cause until recently hes dated chicks and they're into all of that stuff.

so moving right along then i get another anonymous comment on this post and i believe it was left by the same guy. here it is:

why do you always comment your own blog mac20/dickophile?

http://i36.tinypic.com/oid9vt.jpg

now i am not entirely sure what that picture proves other than that anonymous has a lot of time on his hands, but i am not nor have i ever been mac20. mac20 is just some guy that reads my blog and said something about me that i liked. a perfect descriptor of me. i am manic at times. i am most definitely adorable. and even in my current state of frustration i am really fucking horny. you see mac20 gets me. he describes me perfectly, and i wanted to share it with everyone cause its both spot on and funny. so just so you know anonymous i am not mac20. he is not me. and i dont comment on my own blog other than in response to other people and using the name dickophile. i dont know who you are (willy maybe?) but seriously, fuck you! unless you're hot. then you can do and say whatever you want to me. but other wise fuck. you. dick head. in fact, fuck you all.

odds and ends

1. i think my roommate is trying to steal my almost boyfriend. the two have been spending more and more time together playing with balls (no not each others) and doing other things straight boys do together even though one of them is gay.

2. rmgf says my ass hole is pinker and prettier than hers. please do not ask how she knows this. i will never speak of it again except to brag that mine is nicer.

3. i told rm and rmgf about the blog. rm said the idea was genius and that he wishes he had thought of it when he was single only with girls sending pics. rmgf asked to see it. i told her it was nothing special, there weren't that many pics and that all around the blog was a failure. pitiful really. no rugger hunks. no frat boys. no 11 inched studs to speak of. and trust me girl is a size queen. she would not be pleased. word has spread to my other friends and a few of them joked they would like to be on the blog. i may tell ab soon.

4. ab is on his way over now to watch project runway with me. i will not allow him in until he removes his shirt.

5. fuck you all.

AB Makes It All Better

(from here on out the guy i've been occupying my time with will be known as ab as in almost boyfriend. hes not technically my boyfriend and we havent known each other long but id really like one and i figure if i play my cards right thats where we're headed.)

so i was having kind of a bad day yesterday. wont go into why but it was just sucky. so it was late at night and i didnt feel like sleeping and i was lonely. so i called ab. he was asleep but he headed over anyway. we cuddled on my couch and i told him about my day and watched some tv and then went to bed. well when i woke up i saw he had a hard-on. and well i reached over and started jerking him off. he woke up and got even harder and i kept jerking him and we started making out. after a while he came all over. he told me it felt amazing and then reached under the covers to return the favor. it was really fucking hot. after i came we stayed there kissing and stuff for a while and then finally went to take a shower and then went to get breakfast. good fucks.

p.s. i think i may tell people about the blog. now that im out there really isnt any reason to keep it a secret anymore.

Picnic

he took me on a picnic. a fucking picnic. when he first suggested it i laughed and scoffed. how many times do i have to remind this guy that i dont have a fucking vagina? flowers and picnics will not get me to take my pants off. if you want them off then throw me down and unzip them yourself. but i actually kind of sort of maybe but not really but i did enjoy myself. especially when he started to get hot so he took his shirt off. have i mentioned he could grate cheese on his stomach? no? well he can. anyway he has to spend the rest of the day with his family. why i have no clue. i keep laughing at him and rm who are still in the clutches of the dreaded parental units. i on the other hand am fully free. though that may be cause they're trying for a heterosexual male heir who will carry on the family name. which involves something called sexual intercourse. at least thats how mother explained it. fuck you all.

is this goodbye?

the blog may disappear soon. school is quickly approaching and with me now out i have less and less need for this gay outlet. which is really what it was. but now when i see a hot guy i dont keep it bottled up inside. i just turn to rmgf and say i want him to fuck me. i want him to fuck me like hes never fucked anyone. i want him to throw me down and tie me up and use me for his pleasure and his pleasure alone. i dont care if i cum. i just want to feel his big juicy cock in my ass. and thats that. she doesnt flinch she doesnt shudder. she just says i want him to break my pussy in half. or something like that. for the first time i feel like i have someone i can tell the craziest stuff to and they wont care. and its not just the dirty sex stuff. its everything about being gay. everything i put on here. which was mostly dirty sex stuff. and its not just her. pretty much all of my friends have taken to me being gay and ask about it and a few even asked about setting me up with a someone before i met the guy that i may or may not be dating (we havent defined the relationship yet). so you see i dont really need the blog. add to that the fact that i barely find the time to write anymore and the fact that i have been trying to get a boyfriend be it the guy i am seeing or some other hunk and well something has to go. and the blog seems to be the thing.

In The Closet With Helmet Head - Heterosexual To Bisexual, The Complete Story

and here is helmet head's story in its entirety. i just thought id post the whole thing for any readers that havent checked it out yet and wanted to read the whole thing at once. good fucks.

click here to read the story.

Heterosexual to Bisexual

I grew up in the southeast part of the US as a middle child (two sisters), went to private school and even military boarding school (7-12 grade) community college (changed my major after two quarters). Graduated top of my class in the technical profession I had chosen. Growing up I was never interested in guys or girls for that point, just never had the urge and was always so busy never really thought about it. I did JO on a regular basis, but it was not with the thought of being with someone it was more about how good it felt.

After college when I moved into 2/2 apt with an old friend (guy) of mine I did start to date girls. The girl that got my virginity card was 10 years older than I, and was as close to a nymphomaniac as I have ever known. Our relationship was all about sex and we did have a lot. The wildest thing we ever did was I went to see her at work when her work was closing (11pm). She was the only one there at the time. I arrived about 15min early and buzzed the door. She unlocked the door from her office to let me in and I started the climb up to the 5th floor (no elevator). When I walked into her darkened office she was standing there with just her shirt on. I was told I was overdressed, so with that problem fixed we started to kiss; mind you it was still about 5min till closing. We were getting pretty hot and heavy when all of a sudden she jumped up walked over to a desk in the room, picked up a mike and made an announcement. She then walked over to a different desk flipped a few switches on a small console, then turned and we picked up where we left off.

Now would be a good time to tell you that my girlfriend at the time worked for the FAA. She was an Air Traffic Controller and worked at a small airport that I also worked at. So the night I went to meet her at work she was in the control tower for the airport. When she left me at 11pm to use the radio and flip the switches she was making an announcement that the airport was now closed and then switched the lights over so the airplanes could turn them on when they were in range. We had great sex that night all over the tower. We also played in a number of other places around the airport over the year and a half I saw her. She was my first girlfriend and lover and the one I saw the longest, till I met the one that became my wife.

Part 2

After seeing the air traffic controller there was no one in my life but a few one-night stands. My roommate and I did end up dating the same girl for a short time and none of us knew it till one night my roommate walked in the door to our apt with her. I was sitting there watching TV and looked up, and my roommate was introducing me to the girl I had seen the night before. She turned bright red, I started to laugh, and she bolted out the door. My RM looked at me and I told him to sit down. After a bunch of beer and exchanging notes we figured we both had been seeing her for over two weeks. She would break a date with me to see him and do the same to him. We both got a good laugh out of it along with getting drunk and never heard from her again.

Both my RM and I had become close friends with another girl who when we met her was engaged to my best friend who was going to college in Tenn. When she graduated (in Tenn.) she got a job working in S Fla and was going to move in with my best friend before (He graduated ahead of her and had already moved) they were married later that year. When she showed up in town he had (unbeknownst to me) moved in with another girl. We treated her like a sister and would go out together with her, work on her car for her; she would crash on our couch all the time. I remained friends with him and he said it was the biggest mistake of his life.

One night after the three of us had all been out and had too much to drink we had dropped her off at her place and headed home. Once home we both grabbed a glass of water and headed to bed to pass out. I had just got in bed when my RM called my name, I looked up he was standing at the door to my bedroom. He told me that he had been messing around with guys and wanted me to be one of the first people to know. I said ok and fell asleep. The next morning when we were having coffee, I looked at him and asked him if he told me he was gay the night before. He said yes. I told him if that is what he wants to do then go for it. We did set up a few ground rules for the apt that if either of us had a guest over we would make sure that any thing sexual was done in our rooms only so we did not make each other feel weird. This was my first exposure to someone that was gay, and I had no real problem with it. I met some of his dates from time to time but could not bring myself to go out to gay clubs with him. The friend we had that was a girl would go out with him, and I would still see my best friend but could not talk to him about my RM, he was a huge homophobe!

One day when I walked by my RM open door, I saw a gay magazine on the floor. I had an urge to look at it, and when I did I started to get hard. Over the next few months I would go into his room and swipe one of them, take it back to my room and JO. This was when I started to like guys. About six months after I started looking and JO to my RM mags the three of us had gone out one night, my RM, our “girlfriend” and myself. We got home and each of us went to our own rooms and couch. After a few min “the girlfriend” told me she wanted to sleep in my bed. I told her that I did not give up my bed to anyone; if she wanted to sleep in it she could but that I sleep in the nude (I have since 7th grade) she said OK got up and got in bed with me. The next morning she was in the kitchen getting coffee wearing my T-shirt form the night before and a pair of panties when my RM walked in to get a coup of coffee. He looked at her then looked at me and said “looks like someone had some fun last night”.

Part 3

I will start off by saying that I was the perfect gentleman when she got in bed. However about ten minutes after she was in bed with me laying on my side with my back to her, I felt a her hand sliding over my ass and around my waist till she found my rapidly hardening cock. At that point the gentleman in me left and the stud came out, I no longer recall how long or how many times we fucked that night I just remember being very tired the next morning. That night was the end of me looking around for pussy, she became my girlfriend, we each had keys to each others apt, and it was not uncommon for me to come home from work (I was working a swing shift at the time) and find her in my bed. I would also go to her place after work, take all my clothes off put them in the washer, take a shower and get in bed with her. Get up in the morning put them in the dryer get dressed and go back to work. I still had the same RM and the three of us still went out together. During this time I was not looking at my RM gay mags anymore, I would still look at guys and undress them with my eyes, but I was getting enough sex in my life that it was just a thought in the back of my head. My girlfriend and I started to talk about moving in together and my RM was cool with that and said if I moved out he knew some one that would move in with him. It was about two weeks after we started to talk about moving in together that I got a phone call with a job offer that I just could not pass up. The job was in Seattle and I was living in Ft. Lauderdale (3842 miles if you drive by the way) I made up my mind and took the job without telling my girlfriend. When I did tell her, I told her that she was welcome to move with me. She said she would have to think about it. Two weeks later I stopped at her apt with the loaded rental truck to spend the night with her before heading out the next morning. She kept telling me she had not made up her mind. As I walked out the door in the morning she told me that she was going to move west with me, and that the movers were picking up her stuff in three weeks. Now jump ahead 20 years and we have now been married for almost 15 years with no kids (we decided not to have any). My duties at my job have changed some and I now have access to the Internet at work all day. There is an old wife’s tail that goes something like this “When you get married put a jar on your dresser, every time you have sex the first two years put a penny in it, starting the third year take a penny out every time you have sex. That number of pennies in the jar at the end of the year will be the number of times you will have sex with your partner the rest of your life.” So what that means is at least for me I am doing good to get sex more than once a month. The problem is at my age (mid 40’s) I still have the urge to JO just about every day.

Part 4

One day at work I went on the Internet to look for some hardwood to rebuild my deck at home. Well if you search for “hardwood” wood is not the only thing you find. That day sparked a curiosity I had not had since looking at my RM mags in Fla many years ago. The curiosity in me that kept growing till about a year and a half ago when, I decided that it was time for me to do something about it, so I started with a few erotic massages, I have been a believer in massage for many years so it was not much of a stretch for me to get an erotic massage. So I searched for massages from a few web sites and had a few different massages with happy endings. Some of them the guys were HOT and some not, some of the massages were good and some not, some allowed me to touch them, some of them I walked out on after seeing the place and them. This filled the void I had for a short time then I decided that I wanted more. I found a guy on Craig’s list in the erotic section. He had a web site and I had a good feeling about him so I booked a 2 hour weekend time slot at his studio. I had told him that I was looking for more then a rub and jerk, and he told me that he would work with me and my request. When the day came for me to go see him I made sure I was squeaky clean, he met me at the door and I was very happy to see he looked like his website. He showed me to the room he works in and it had a table set up with a heated pad. He had me lay face down on the table and started to work on my back. He is the best massage therapist and yes he truly is a licensed therapist. At one point during the massage I could feel his cock brush the side of my head, I rolled my head over and took his cock in my mouth. He never missed a beat working on my back. When he got down to my lower back he started to work on my ass with his finger then a shiver went up my spine as he started to work my hole with his toungue. It was the first rim job I have ever had, there were a lot of firsts that day for me. He and I hit it off very well to the point that I made another appt to see him the next week. After seeing him the second time we both had connected with each other in such a way that he became my first Fuck Buddy. That meant that I only had to pay him if he was doing a massage on me, which I went to him for as well as sex. I still have a special place for him in my heart, as he was my first. I have since moved on to a different hook up site and now have a few FB I see from time to time. There are a lot of things on my list that I still want to try and when the time, guy and place are right I will.

I'm Ready Now

okay. im ready to talk about it. so if you've watched it as many times as i have you noticed we didnt see his full ass. they stopped just short of the end of his gorgeous delicious looking ass. the ass i love so much and have been waiting to see for the longest. why did they stop just short? why not show the whole thing? why? well in my fantasy its cause hes got huge balls. these huge big delectable low hanging balls. they hang so low that if they had gone down any further we would have seen them. and that is no good i guess. so what do you think. why didnt we get his full ass?

p.s. the guy im sort of seeing doesnt really watch weeds. so when i was over at his place earlier (he called me and i was driving by so he told me to come over) i told him about the episode. and how hunter parish finally got his ass out. but instead of saying i wanted him to fuck me cause we know how he would have reacted, i said he was really fucking hot but followed it up with i wish i had his body so i would come off as jealous not lustful. well then he said im sure your ass is much better than his. swoon. i lust this guy. even if he only said it cause he hasnt seen hunters ass yet. anyway i also mentioned the spanking scene cause i thought it was hilarious and fucking hot. and guess what he did. guess. he threw me over his knee and started spanking me. i loved it. funny and kinky. perfect for me. good fucks.

I Can't Even Talk About It. Words Cannot Describe The Pleasure Its Bringing Me.

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Ugh. Men.

so this guy ive been spending my time with. there was some drama with him yesterday. in case i havent made it clear i am now officially living on my own. i moved out of the rents place and am now a full blown adult. well no not really. but still independence counts for something. even if they are paying for it. anyway roommate's gf and i have been watching big brother together and i invited the guy over to watch with us. roommate was off having dinner with his family who have been taking his absence even harder then my parents have taken mine if you can believe it. so it was just the three of us. and then i did it. rmgf and i started talking about how hot jessie is. and i kept salivating over him. and the guy said

guy: hes not that hot.
me: you're just jealous cause hes like a million times hotter than you are.

and then i went on watching the show not really realizing that the guy didnt speak another word till the show was over and he said he had to leave. he seemed upset but as usual i had no clue why cause i was being oblivious. i didnt want him to go so i tried to temp him with generation kill which he loves. he said hed watch it at home and left without even giving me a kiss goodbye. once he was gone

me: why is he being so bitchy?
rmgf: uh hello! you do not tell a guy another guy is hotter than him. its bad form. all men are pussies. you must treat them with care.
me: oh whatever. fuck him.
rmgf: if you keep this up thats not gonna happen.
me: fuck you.
rmgf: i dont do gay boys.

so at first i didnt care. really i think he was being way too sensitive. but then again i guess it didnt help that when he got to my place and gave me some roses he had bought i laughed at him. but in my defense it was only cause the last time i checked i had a dick not a vagina and buying flowers for a guy seems so.....well yeah gay. but anyway i kinda missed him so i called. and the bitch ignored me. so finally i sent him a text saying i was sorry and that he was a gazillion times hotter than that rat face jessie. he promptly called me back and after a couple more apologies and just general stroking of his ego i convinced him to come over to watch generation hot boys killing people. he came over and then ended up falling asleep in my bed. this morning i got him to take out my trash. the moral of the story? all men are pussies and this ones my bitch.

Why Do Hot Guys Have To Snore?

theres a hot guy sleeping in my bed. no we arent fucking. though im sure hes great in bed. but at the moment sleeping together means just that. sleeping. this is his first night staying over which is fine except the fucker snores really loud and im a light sleeper. this is soooo fucking annoying. but hes so cute. so its not a deal breaker. ill take a hot guy who snores over no guy any day. good fucks.

In The Closet With Helmet Head: Heterosexual To Bisexual, The Conclusion

and here it is. the conclusion of hetero to bi. i hope you've all enjoyed the story as much as i did and i hope you all leave bunches of comments letting me and helmet head know how you feel. dont be shy. and if you havent already check out part 1, part 2, and part 3. fuck you.

Heterosexual To Bisexual - Part 4

One day at work I went on the Internet to look for some hardwood to rebuild my deck at home. Well if you search for “hardwood” wood is not the only thing you find. That day sparked a curiosity I had not had since looking at my RM mags in Fla many years ago. The curiosity in me that kept growing till about a year and a half ago when, I decided that it was time for me to do something about it, so I started with a few erotic massages, I have been a believer in massage for many years so it was not much of a stretch for me to get an erotic massage. So I searched for massages from a few web sites and had a few different massages with happy endings. Some of them the guys were HOT and some not, some of the massages were good and some not, some allowed me to touch them, some of them I walked out on after seeing the place and them. This filled the void I had for a short time then I decided that I wanted more. I found a guy on Craig’s list in the erotic section. He had a web site and I had a good feeling about him so I booked a 2 hour weekend time slot at his studio. I had told him that I was looking for more then a rub and jerk, and he told me that he would work with me and my request. When the day came for me to go see him I made sure I was squeaky clean, he met me at the door and I was very happy to see he looked like his website. He showed me to the room he works in and it had a table set up with a heated pad. He had me lay face down on the table and started to work on my back. He is the best massage therapist and yes he truly is a licensed therapist. At one point during the massage I could feel his cock brush the side of my head, I rolled my head over and took his cock in my mouth. He never missed a beat working on my back. When he got down to my lower back he started to work on my ass with his finger then a shiver went up my spine as he started to work my hole with his toungue. It was the first rim job I have ever had, there were a lot of firsts that day for me. He and I hit it off very well to the point that I made another appt to see him the next week. After seeing him the second time we both had connected with each other in such a way that he became my first Fuck Buddy. That meant that I only had to pay him if he was doing a massage on me, which I went to him for as well as sex. I still have a special place for him in my heart, as he was my first. I have since moved on to a different hook up site and now have a few FB I see from time to time. There are a lot of things on my list that I still want to try and when the time, guy and place are right I will.

In The Closet With Helmet Head: Heterosexual To Bisexual Part 3

here you go! part 3 of helmet head's autobiography. if you haven't yet go check out part 1 and part 2.

Heterosexual to Bisexual - Part 3

I will start off by saying that I was the perfect gentleman when she got in bed. However about ten minutes after she was in bed with me laying on my side with my back to her, I felt a her hand sliding over my ass and around my waist till she found my rapidly hardening cock. At that point the gentleman in me left and the stud came out, I no longer recall how long or how many times we fucked that night I just remember being very tired the next morning. That night was the end of me looking around for pussy, she became my girlfriend, we each had keys to each others apt, and it was not uncommon for me to come home from work (I was working a swing shift at the time) and find her in my bed. I would also go to her place after work, take all my clothes off put them in the washer, take a shower and get in bed with her. Get up in the morning put them in the dryer get dressed and go back to work. I still had the same RM and the three of us still went out together. During this time I was not looking at my RM gay mags anymore, I would still look at guys and undress them with my eyes, but I was getting enough sex in my life that it was just a thought in the back of my head. My girlfriend and I started to talk about moving in together and my RM was cool with that and said if I moved out he knew some one that would move in with him. It was about two weeks after we started to talk about moving in together that I got a phone call with a job offer that I just could not pass up. The job was in Seattle and I was living in Ft. Lauderdale (3842 miles if you drive by the way) I made up my mind and took the job without telling my girlfriend. When I did tell her, I told her that she was welcome to move with me. She said she would have to think about it. Two weeks later I stopped at her apt with the loaded rental truck to spend the night with her before heading out the next morning. She kept telling me she had not made up her mind. As I walked out the door in the morning she told me that she was going to move west with me, and that the movers were picking up her stuff in three weeks. Now jump ahead 20 years and we have now been married for almost 15 years with no kids (we decided not to have any). My duties at my job have changed some and I now have access to the Internet at work all day. There is an old wife’s tail that goes something like this “When you get married put a jar on your dresser, every time you have sex the first two years put a penny in it, starting the third year take a penny out every time you have sex. That number of pennies in the jar at the end of the year will be the number of times you will have sex with your partner the rest of your life.” So what that means is at least for me I am doing good to get sex more than once a month. The problem is at my age (mid 40’s) I still have the urge to JO just about every day.

new poll.

so because you people refuse to comment ive added a poll where you can more easily tell me whay you think of helmet heads story. your welcome. now go fuck yourself. but vote in my poll first.

In The Closet With Helmet Head: Heterosexual To Bisexual Part 2

and here it is. part 2 of helmet heads story. i hope you enjoy it. here's part 1 if you havent read it yet.

Heterosexual to Bisexual - Part 2

After seeing the air traffic controller there was no one in my life but a few one-night stands. My roommate and I did end up dating the same girl for a short time and none of us knew it till one night my roommate walked in the door to our apt with her. I was sitting there watching TV and looked up, and my roommate was introducing me to the girl I had seen the night before. She turned bright red, I started to laugh, and she bolted out the door. My RM looked at me and I told him to sit down. After a bunch of beer and exchanging notes we figured we both had been seeing her for over two weeks. She would break a date with me to see him and do the same to him. We both got a good laugh out of it along with getting drunk and never heard from her again.

Both my RM and I had become close friends with another girl who when we met her was engaged to my best friend who was going to college in Tenn. When she graduated (in Tenn.) she got a job working in S Fla and was going to move in with my best friend before (He graduated ahead of her and had already moved) they were married later that year. When she showed up in town he had (unbeknownst to me) moved in with another girl. We treated her like a sister and would go out together with her, work on her car for her; she would crash on our couch all the time. I remained friends with him and he said it was the biggest mistake of his life.

One night after the three of us had all been out and had too much to drink we had dropped her off at her place and headed home. Once home we both grabbed a glass of water and headed to bed to pass out. I had just got in bed when my RM called my name, I looked up he was standing at the door to my bedroom. He told me that he had been messing around with guys and wanted me to be one of the first people to know. I said ok and fell asleep. The next morning when we were having coffee, I looked at him and asked him if he told me he was gay the night before. He said yes. I told him if that is what he wants to do then go for it. We did set up a few ground rules for the apt that if either of us had a guest over we would make sure that any thing sexual was done in our rooms only so we did not make each other feel weird. This was my first exposure to someone that was gay, and I had no real problem with it. I met some of his dates from time to time but could not bring myself to go out to gay clubs with him. The friend we had that was a girl would go out with him, and I would still see my best friend but could not talk to him about my RM, he was a huge homophobe!

One day when I walked by my RM open door, I saw a gay magazine on the floor. I had an urge to look at it, and when I did I started to get hard. Over the next few months I would go into his room and swipe one of them, take it back to my room and JO. This was when I started to like guys. About six months after I started looking and JO to my RM mags the three of us had gone out one night, my RM, our “girlfriend” and myself. We got home and each of us went to our own rooms and couch. After a few min “the girlfriend” told me she wanted to sleep in my bed. I told her that I did not give up my bed to anyone; if she wanted to sleep in it she could but that I sleep in the nude (I have since 7th grade) she said OK got up and got in bed with me. The next morning she was in the kitchen getting coffee wearing my T-shirt form the night before and a pair of panties when my RM walked in to get a coup of coffee. He looked at her then looked at me and said “looks like someone had some fun last night”.

Out Update

so someone asked some questions about me cumming out in the comments and i thought id answer in a post. i went ahead and came out to the roommate cause i thought i should before we officially moved in together. and he was genuinely shocked (his gf apparently only brought it up with him once and he told her she was being stupid so she never brought it up again.) which means i am still at least a little bit sneaky and good at hiding things which is good cause it is a skill every teen should posses. plus if im gonna cheat on cristiano with some ruggers for fun ill need to be sneaky enough to hide it from him. the gf on the other hand was not so shocked. as i said "i'm" she said "gay". i said no im hungry you stupid bitch. she said "for penis" i said yes. we laughed. roomie cringed. anyway yeah i guess my cozy little closet was a glass one since everyone has apparently been watching me jerking off to boys inside. oh well. anyway yeah the roomie said as long as we've been friends he doesnt care who i fuck. so yay me!

anyway to address another part of the question ive never had a gf but i have gone out with one once or twice. but i think it was in a group setting so i dont know if it counts. and there was a girl once that told people she fucked me. to this day i do not know why she said it but i just kinda went with it cause i figured hey this will make them think im straight for at least a little while longer. (luckily my parents didnt hear about this or else there would have been an awkward convo.) so between that and the fact that most of my friends arent in serious relationships anyway i just tried to play it off like i was a commitment phobe or a playboy or something.

anyway in other news the gf and i have now convinced the roomie im a top and that i might want to fuck him in his ass in his sleep. its cruel but oh so funny. i slapped him on the ass earlier today and he walked off all scared and as soon as he was out of earshot his gf and i started laughing. we couldnt stop. she knows im a bottom (girls ask so many questions) and so we figure whe should keep milking this for as long as humanly possible. anyway good fucks.

p.s. mr. model, is that your picture? if so i think we should fall in love and adopt babies. now.

bitches.

i think i may start commenting on my own posts.

In The Closet With Helmet Head: Heterosexual To Bisexual Part 1

so since i started this blog i have tried my hardest to bring you not only hot content but also something fun and interesting you won't find anywhere else. like my amazing interview with tv star and out hottie jason dottley. well now im bringing you something else fun that i hope you will enjoy just as much. and i hope you leave lots of comments. i convinced one of my readers to write a story about his life as a closeted gay man who is married. now you already know this reader. in fact you guys are very well acquainted with his cock. thats right this biographical article is written by our very own helmet head. the story is a really good read. its four parts and ill be releasing each part separately so keep checking back for each part of this really cool story. enjoy!

Heterosexual to Bisexual - Part 1

I grew up in the southeast part of the US as a middle child (two sisters), went to private school and even military boarding school (7-12 grade) community college (changed my major after two quarters). Graduated top of my class in the technical profession I had chosen. Growing up I was never interested in guys or girls for that point, just never had the urge and was always so busy never really thought about it. I did JO on a regular basis, but it was not with the thought of being with someone it was more about how good it felt.

After college when I moved into 2/2 apt with an old friend (guy) of mine I did start to date girls. The girl that got my virginity card was 10 years older than I, and was as close to a nymphomaniac as I have ever known. Our relationship was all about sex and we did have a lot. The wildest thing we ever did was I went to see her at work when her work was closing (11pm). She was the only one there at the time. I arrived about 15min early and buzzed the door. She unlocked the door from her office to let me in and I started the climb up to the 5^th floor (no elevator). When I walked into her darkened office she was standing there with just her shirt on. I was told I was overdressed, so with that problem fixed we started to kiss; mind you it was still about 5min till closing. We were getting pretty hot and heavy when all of a sudden she jumped up walked over to a desk in the room, picked up a mike and made an announcement. She then walked over to a different desk flipped a few switches on a small console, then turned and we picked up where we left off.

Now would be a good time to tell you that my girlfriend at the time worked for the FAA. She was an Air Traffic Controller and worked at a small airport that I also worked at. So the night I went to meet her at work she was in the control tower for the airport. When she left me at 11pm to use the radio and flip the switches she was making an announcement that the airport was now closed and then switched the lights over so the airplanes could turn them on when they were in range. We had great sex that night all over the tower. We also played in a number of other places around the airport over the year and a half I saw her. She was my first girlfriend and lover and the one I saw the longest, till I met the one that became my wife.

you can read part 2 here.

And I'm Out

earlier today. shopping with my parents. see this gorgeous guy. think hes staring at me. realize if he were to come up and start hitting on me i would probably shoot him down since im a closeted homo. im tired of it all. and i want a boyfriend. and i dont care if it sends them to an early grave cause i inherit everything anyway so im good. turn to mother and father. im gay. mother and father exchange look. we know. fuckin 'ell!!! and to think i thought i was a master at deception and erasing my browser history. i was wrong. anyway luckily for me they went through the stages of grief already so there was no drama. just the we love you, we except you, we're trying to have another baby so you can do whatever you like. the family line will live on. unluckily for me mother wants to set me up with this very sweet young man she knows. shit. i should have stayed in the closet. oh and the hot guy? he didnt hit on me or anything. now i just have to tell my soon-to-be roommate. if he knows im going to be really pissed cause i always prided myself on being a sneaky sob. fuck you. oh and i have a very special post coming probably tomorrow.

Lets Take A Moment To Appreciate The Early Christmas Present That Is Cristiano Ronaldo On Vacation

so i dont know if you've noticed or not but cristiano ronaldo is on vacation in italy. this is good because a vacations in the summer often involves water and water means running around in clingy shorts. sadly hes not wearing speedos like he has in the past but its still hot. lets enjoy.

i just love this man. im totally going to start stalking him soon.


ignore the thing in the background. its that hot half naked slab of beef we should focus on.


hes just perfect. nothing else to say about it.


you know, it kinda looks like hes got some bad tan lines going on. maybe he should go to a nude beach to even it out a little. im sure he wont be photographed. :)


*drooling* papi!!!!! hes totally doing this to tease us.


i wonder what hes doing with his cock. and i wonder if he wants some help.


oh stop it. we all know you have a nice ass. show off.


is she fisting him?


you know, as a bottom my ronnie's obsession with his ass is a little troublesome. i always thought he'd throw me down and take my ass for a ride. but now im not so sure.


it is nice though. and if it was mine id play with it too. probably more than i play with my own ass.


you can find more cristiano and more of my horny thoughts on him after the jump.






yes i would like to be fingered. actually i plan on indulging later tonight.


finally!!! some ronnie pubes!


sadly the trunks didnt go any lower.


it helps if you ignore it and pretend hes cuddling up to you instead.


so lets take a moment to talk about her. his "girlfriend". or as i like to think of her "the beard he'll keep till he meats me and discovers the strength to come out and fuck me into a state of pure bliss".


is it just my imagination or is she taunting me? cause i really feel like she's taunting me.


she'll see. he'll break up with her soon enough. everyone knows he's a whore. and he likes to fuck whores. and i mean actual whores. as in prostitutes.


those should be my legs wrapped around his head and my crotch he's got his face inches away from. rrrrr!


i wont let her get to me! i wont! even if she is this close to his cock and im a continent away.



besides as soon as she slips up and walks in front of him and he gets a good view of her from behind its over. and thats why ill sleep well tonight.


if that wasn't enough for you click here, and here, and here, and here, and here for more boner worthy pics of ronnie on vacation looking like a hot machine built for fucking. good fucks.